Midwest Kelly
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Midwest Kelly
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Blue dot in a sea of red
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BREAKING: Our banned interview with Kimmel generated 6 million views on YouTube.
September 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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He's now resorting to trying to buy the election.

Federal law makes it unlawful to knowingly and willfully pay, offer to pay, or accept payment for registering to vote or for voting. (52 U.S.C. §10307(c).) Any type of incentive is considered “payment.”
September 10, 2026 at 6:16 AM
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LMAO -- Mike Johnson claims of Trumpapalooza that "every seat all the way to the rafters is full" as the camera pans out and shows gobs of empty seats
September 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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Deliberately crashing the American economy—costing American families well over $5,000 each—and then promising to pay those families back $5,000 but *only if* they keep letting him abuse them and the country for two more years...

...is some *seriously* dark, domestic-abuser shit.
September 10, 2026 at 7:37 AM
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We really did try to warn everyone
September 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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Because Republicans.

They never did.
September 7, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is crazy.
September 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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They just got back from 5 more weeks off, after multiple other very long vacations. They never work.
September 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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👇👇
September 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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I wonder what size the puppies would need. ;-)
September 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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September 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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Milo Yiannopoulo June 2025

“There is one concrete thing we must insist on this administration delivering… We have got to deport millions and millions and millions of people. Without that, nothing else matters."

Milo Yiannopoulo September 2026 👇🏽
September 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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Good morning from Lake Ontario. ☀️
September 2, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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Bluesky is aware of Dolly Parton's coleslaw recipe, yes? It's amazing with pulled pork and fried fish
August 30, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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He’s going to the Pentagon instead. So, he’s not completely silenced… but he SHOULD be.
August 30, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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I noticed in the garden today that the fox I planted last year is growing nicely....
August 30, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Peter Thiel is getting a very cold reception outside his new mansion in the exclusive Barrio Parque neighborhood in Buenos Aires, Argentina.

Argentinians are chanting: “Out, out, Peter out.”
August 30, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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If they want the Bible to be taught in school, then I want science to be taught in church.
August 30, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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Ron and Cassie DeSantis: These two crooks stole $10 million from a settlement with a charity, wired it to Cassie’s fake “charity,” laundered it through two puppet organizations, and then used it for political ads in an election year. They should be in jail.
August 30, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Don't tease me with a good time... 🍊💩🤡
August 30, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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Extraordinary, powerful and heart-wrenching.

Active duty Marine Colonel Zach Schmidt, speaking in his personal capacity, about Khalil, an Afghan national whose family helped U.S. forces in Afghanistan.

Khalil was deported by the U.S. on Friday to a conflict zone.
August 29, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Walmart spent $43.4B on stock buybacks from 2019 to 2025, enough to give each of its 2.1M workers annual bonuses of $2,953.

Last year, retiring CEO Doug McMillon pocketed $29.2M — his largest payday ever and 958x Walmart's median worker pay of $30,520.

Textbook corporate greed.
August 29, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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I'm issuing an Executive Order:
Declaring Donald John Trump the biggest fucking moron and worst President in US history.
This takes effect immediately.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 27, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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AMERICA NEVER HAD VOTER FRAUD UNTIL WE HAD A FRAUD FOR A PRESIDENT !
August 28, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Sounds about right...🤔🙄
August 28, 2026 at 11:08 AM