Kelly McCullough
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Kelly McCullough
@kellydmcc.bsky.social
Author: WebMage and Fallen Blade series, School for Sidekicks, Numismancer, Dragon Diaries, Morning Arrived, etc. Also local elected—I might be the FORMER head of a small government in a purple state, but don’t tell anyone.
Pardon me, sir, but do you have any gray Poupon?
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#ProofOfCat
September 15, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Look at this bold little lass!
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I just sneezed loud enough to scare the deer out of the back yard, and she barely even looked up from eating.
September 15, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Shelves finally resorted!
September 15, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Jeeves Break
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#ProofOfCat
September 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Jeeves break!
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September 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Did I really wear a Deadpool shirt to go have a State Fair glider ride with my friend who is dying of cancer? Yep, but we are both professional (gallows humorists)—do not try this without a really bleak sense of humor.
September 8, 2026 at 10:36 PM
And a couple of stills to emphasize exactly how much he has never been fed in his whole life.
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#ProofCat
September 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
It’s quite amazing how many times he’s never been fed in his whole life! 
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#ProofOfCat
September 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
It has definitely been a whiskey and ice cream kind of day. Sometimes referred to as a rainbow day, smiles and tears, or sunshine and rain. The whiskey is Writer’s Tears, and is drunk in remembrance of my good friend Howard Jones. 
September 8, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Scenes from a state fair. My dying buddy and me—perhaps the only reason that I would go to a state fair, ever. Twoexhausted fairgoers on their way…home! Wonderspouse and math on a stick. And us at the Wick bench.
September 7, 2026 at 11:13 PM
In the last three weeks we have moved everything on these shelves, and these shelves, and these shelves, and these shelves, and these shelves, and these shelves…
September 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Jeeves and Oddgrr wrasslin’
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#ProofOfCats
September 5, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Da boys demanding snacks to go with their nip.
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September 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Nip fest now!
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#ProofOfCats
September 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Without comment.
September 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Jeeves break.
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#ProofOfCat
September 4, 2026 at 12:54 PM
This is legit bananapants behavior on the part of the either the property manager or the lawn service for the rental across the street.
September 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Jeeves break. It stopped thundering briefly and he joined me on the porch. It is now thundering again and I presume he’s under a shelf in the basement. 
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#ProofOfCat
September 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Poor baby. There was thunder and now Jeeves is parked on the bottom step going to the basement and trying to decide whether he needs to hide under the shelving unit.
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#ProofOfCat
September 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
His future’s so bright _you_ gotta wear shades.
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#ProofOfCat
September 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20?
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This one is really easy for me.
September 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Not a tough choice for me either.
September 3, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I am a 59 year old asthmatic. I hate running and I am recovering from a mild knee injury. I did the damn thing, because there is no better exercise for building lung capacity. Had planned on 3 miles of intervals, but the trail was muddy and my knee started to hurt, so I walked home. I am fine.
September 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Look at past me being all civic minded and shit!
September 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
What do you mean, “you don’t have any treats for me?“
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#ProofOfCat
September 1, 2026 at 10:26 PM