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Lofty Softy
@kendazap.bsky.social
a little frowny—a whole lotta clowny
Do y’all ever feel like your life is a set of chompers with braces on and you’re the dentist from Little Shop of Horrors vigorously tightening your own wires to shift all of your teeth at once?

Maybe I just want to be Steve Martin.
Dentist Steve Martin
ALT: Dentist Steve Martin
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September 23, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Me: I should join Bluesky to write & share & challenge my perfectionism.

Also me: OH GOD MY PUBLISHED POST HAS A TYPO IN IT & I WANT TO DIE!
September 23, 2026 at 4:24 AM
It’s a wheat word,
& it’s grown too tall
& the farmer don’t want it anyway.
Yeah you can glean for zero money.
Yes you can glean it for free, my honey!
September 23, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I once met some with a hat that said “Life isn’t real, let love destroy you.” And I think about that everyday. Especially now, after having been destroyed. Would recommend 10/10.
September 23, 2026 at 3:05 AM