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Kenny Bloggins
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JD Power and Associates award for posting. Fully licensed and insured dipshit.
lmao
September 15, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Then they came for modernist composer Phillip Glass, and I did not speak out
January 29, 2026 at 4:28 PM
🎵 We are Jerome Powell, we carry the flame 🎵
Jerome Powell: "This is about whether the Fed will be able to continue to set interest rates based on evidence and economic conditions—or whether instead monetary policy will be directed by political pressure or intimidation."
January 12, 2026 at 1:11 PM
A friend asked if I was in Florida for the holiday and I just texted them this
December 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The gaul to darken a strangers doorway, with carols they did not opt into, then demand figgy pudding.
December 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Lots of businesses claim to 'proudly serve' their market or community, but does anyone embarrassingly serve? Like, "My dad loves the bratwurst cart, doesn't love it's in greater Davenport, Iowa."
July 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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i know the cost of food is high but we gotta go back to throwing tomatoes at people
May 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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George S’morey
Madman Markhamentaschen
Linda Molten Lava Cake
Hmmm
May 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
A spooky paranormal-themed bakery called Tart Bell.

No, this is a good idea. I stand behind it.
May 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Happy 12th birthday to the grumpiest bitch in the land, who loves only me and @kennybloggins.bsky.social I love her so and she’s seen me through everything ❤️😭
March 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Conner O’Malley ass quote
March 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I’ve got a p good MJ Lenderman impression, check it out. OK *clears throat* here we go…. “and a wristwaaaaastch”
March 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
lol
March 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Very few things I feel as passionate about as I do ALDI. One of the last pure things in this world.
March 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Next season of White Lotus should take place at the Wigwam Village
February 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I think this rocks. If the USA is #1, and we wish to be a dumb country, then we should be as dumb as we possibly can. Second place is first loser.
February 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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From Gaza to Greenland, freedom is on the march.
February 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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you all hear about this Zero Gap Promise?
January 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Strava is the only good social network. They can have all of my data.
February 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Absolutely thrilled I woke up in the middle of the night in November and jotted this down half asleep
January 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
If you’re not circling back with me about beans, wyd
January 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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What men think women want vs what women actually want
January 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM