KM
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Fleeing here from the terrible Elon app. DMs are ignored in the order they are received.
His name was Shimmy Biegeleisen.
September 11, 2026 at 2:39 PM
His name was Shimmy Biegeleisen.
His name was Shimmy Biegeleisen.
September 11, 2026 at 2:39 PM
His name was Shimmy Biegeleisen.
Here's something worth covering: bsky.app/profile/blue...
This is insane. Cancel your Washington Post subscription immediately.
April 22, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Here's something worth covering: bsky.app/profile/blue...
Looking forward to your coverage.
March 23, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Looking forward to your coverage.
Let's ask all the law enforcement officers who defended the Capitol on J6.
March 23, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Let's ask all the law enforcement officers who defended the Capitol on J6.
We can walk and chew gum at the same time.
March 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
We can walk and chew gum at the same time.
Why does it still say preorder, ships in April?
February 27, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Why does it still say preorder, ships in April?
Then says the quiet part out loud about restoring the "Fort Bragg" name.
February 13, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Then says the quiet part out loud about restoring the "Fort Bragg" name.
He also plugged Melania's movie because of course he did.
February 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
He also plugged Melania's movie because of course he did.
"We inherited a mess." I count 26 seconds.
February 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
"We inherited a mess." I count 26 seconds.
You had me at "Beavis & Butt-Head"
February 5, 2026 at 5:06 PM
You had me at "Beavis & Butt-Head"
This is a real president right here.
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This is a real president right here.
Lordy, I hope there are tapes.
September 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Lordy, I hope there are tapes.
Every day is a struggle not to say the quiet part out loud.
September 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Every day is a struggle not to say the quiet part out loud.
He is the master of saying the quiet part out loud.
September 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
He is the master of saying the quiet part out loud.