Kelly
@khooliha.bsky.social
Going broke going to the movies. They/them
Last night I dreamt I was executed and death was waking up
October 11, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Last night I dreamt I was executed and death was waking up
One of the elevators at my condo is now making a sound you would expect from a mildly suspicious theme park elevator - is that good???
October 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
One of the elevators at my condo is now making a sound you would expect from a mildly suspicious theme park elevator - is that good???
I leapt with both feet into the cannibalism - my brain NEVER stood a chance
October 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I leapt with both feet into the cannibalism - my brain NEVER stood a chance
He's right, my efforts to get menaced are BACKFIRING
October 8, 2026 at 3:18 AM
He's right, my efforts to get menaced are BACKFIRING
So, what's a burger for when you're sort of sad?
October 8, 2026 at 12:14 AM
So, what's a burger for when you're sort of sad?
A triple feature of Buddy, Maddie's Secret, and The Napa Boys would go crazy - profound levels of the weirdest (and sometimes stupidest) specificity
October 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM
A triple feature of Buddy, Maddie's Secret, and The Napa Boys would go crazy - profound levels of the weirdest (and sometimes stupidest) specificity
Good lord, they're huge
October 5, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Good lord, they're huge
Reposted by Kelly
Buster Keaton was born 131 years ago today, on Oct. 4, 1895
(The Goat 1921)
(The Goat 1921)
October 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Buster Keaton was born 131 years ago today, on Oct. 4, 1895
(The Goat 1921)
(The Goat 1921)
If you were adapting Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, do you think you'd get to a scary story or a slur first?
October 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
If you were adapting Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, do you think you'd get to a scary story or a slur first?
The thing about my movie pass is if I want to go see a movie for a fourth time in a nearly full theater just to hear other people laugh and scream, I can
October 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
The thing about my movie pass is if I want to go see a movie for a fourth time in a nearly full theater just to hear other people laugh and scream, I can
Accidental New York double feature last night
October 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Accidental New York double feature last night
Sometimes podcasts are for hearing one young actor be envious of another young actor being on the Santa Clarita Diet, while the one who was on says he can't imagine not having been on it
October 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Sometimes podcasts are for hearing one young actor be envious of another young actor being on the Santa Clarita Diet, while the one who was on says he can't imagine not having been on it
Listening to Matt Johnson talk again, after not hearing him for a month, realizing he's the conversational equivalent of a rollercoaster launch
October 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Listening to Matt Johnson talk again, after not hearing him for a month, realizing he's the conversational equivalent of a rollercoaster launch
Definitely just got clocked wearing my monsterfucker shirt at work for the first time
October 1, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Definitely just got clocked wearing my monsterfucker shirt at work for the first time
Reposted by Kelly
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
September 29, 2026 at 4:38 PM
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
"This is me in my true form."
"A little butterfly?"
"A butterfly."
"A little butterfly?"
"A butterfly."
September 28, 2026 at 11:43 PM
"This is me in my true form."
"A little butterfly?"
"A butterfly."
"A little butterfly?"
"A butterfly."
Me: Why is my brother so reticent to watch Resident Evil with me? Why doesn't he believe that we'll have a good time?
Me: ...I have maybe not conveyed enough about Bryan
Me: *sends him a 40 second long video of Bryan fucking up and swearing*
Him: Oh! A charming mess!!
Me: ...I have maybe not conveyed enough about Bryan
Me: *sends him a 40 second long video of Bryan fucking up and swearing*
Him: Oh! A charming mess!!
September 28, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Me: Why is my brother so reticent to watch Resident Evil with me? Why doesn't he believe that we'll have a good time?
Me: ...I have maybe not conveyed enough about Bryan
Me: *sends him a 40 second long video of Bryan fucking up and swearing*
Him: Oh! A charming mess!!
Me: ...I have maybe not conveyed enough about Bryan
Me: *sends him a 40 second long video of Bryan fucking up and swearing*
Him: Oh! A charming mess!!
Incredible logo spotted at work today
September 28, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Incredible logo spotted at work today
This month I heard both Tonight Tonight and A Long December in retail spaces and nearly cried in public, movies can change the world
September 28, 2026 at 6:48 PM
This month I heard both Tonight Tonight and A Long December in retail spaces and nearly cried in public, movies can change the world
Some days you go to work so you can inform people that Freddy Kruger is a ghost
September 28, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Some days you go to work so you can inform people that Freddy Kruger is a ghost
Seeing them refer to it definitively as a shriek in a clip, say it's just the sound he ended up making, saying that everyone (including him) was surprised at the sound 💖💖💖
Walking by other theaters, hearing that little weasel's desperate shrieking 💖
September 28, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Seeing them refer to it definitively as a shriek in a clip, say it's just the sound he ended up making, saying that everyone (including him) was surprised at the sound 💖💖💖
Me trying to work out how to get the stars to align on Whalefall in 4dx
Meonly: Confused Math Lady Meme
Alt: Meonly: Confused Math Lady Meme
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September 28, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Me trying to work out how to get the stars to align on Whalefall in 4dx
Enjoying movies about Normal Men (TM)
September 27, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Enjoying movies about Normal Men (TM)
Seeing one of the things mentioned in the press release for the Nirvanna the Band the Show boxset is "Teasers" - for what, boys?? For what?!
September 25, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Seeing one of the things mentioned in the press release for the Nirvanna the Band the Show boxset is "Teasers" - for what, boys?? For what?!
*Bryan going good and great
September 24, 2026 at 4:02 PM
*Bryan going good and great