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Companies want juniors with senior skills at intern rates. This math doesn't work. 🧮
September 17, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Companies want juniors with senior skills at intern rates. This math doesn't work. 🧮
My brain is rotting and my calendar is full. These facts are related.
September 16, 2026 at 1:22 PM
My brain is rotting and my calendar is full. These facts are related.
Employer ghosting is at a three-year high. Somehow the scandal is candidates doing it back. 🤷
September 15, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Employer ghosting is at a three-year high. Somehow the scandal is candidates doing it back. 🤷
Accepted the offer. Got a better one. Now I'm a ghost story they tell in HR. 👻
September 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Accepted the offer. Got a better one. Now I'm a ghost story they tell in HR. 👻
Companies are now tracking weekly logins to the AI tool. Some promotions now depend on how often we say hello to a chatbot.
September 10, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Companies are now tracking weekly logins to the AI tool. Some promotions now depend on how often we say hello to a chatbot.
My boss: "any questions?" Me (thinking): The silence is the question. 🫠
September 9, 2026 at 9:25 AM
My boss: "any questions?" Me (thinking): The silence is the question. 🫠
I wrote "excellent communication skills" then avoided a phone call for three days. 😅
September 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I wrote "excellent communication skills" then avoided a phone call for three days. 😅
"Hi! Just a quick question" = never quick and rarely a question. 😉
September 7, 2026 at 3:06 PM
"Hi! Just a quick question" = never quick and rarely a question. 😉
Productivity theater is the only show in this office with a full cast every day. 💅
September 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Productivity theater is the only show in this office with a full cast every day. 💅
Rejected by an AI that was trained on rejection emails. Full circle. ⭕️
September 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Rejected by an AI that was trained on rejection emails. Full circle. ⭕️
"We'll keep your CV on file" is the corporate version of "we should grab coffee sometime."
September 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
"We'll keep your CV on file" is the corporate version of "we should grab coffee sometime."
I've shrunk the resume font to 10.5 to fit my entire life onto one page. 📃
September 1, 2026 at 11:31 AM
I've shrunk the resume font to 10.5 to fit my entire life onto one page. 📃
The mute button has saved more careers than any degree. 🤫
August 31, 2026 at 2:22 PM
The mute button has saved more careers than any degree. 🤫
Productivity theater is the only show in this office with a full cast every day. 💅
August 28, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Productivity theater is the only show in this office with a full cast every day. 💅
What's the 2026's employees' "five-year plan"? Just hoping the company survives another five years. 🙏
August 27, 2026 at 4:13 PM
What's the 2026's employees' "five-year plan"? Just hoping the company survives another five years. 🙏
"You'll lose your job to someone using AI" — says the guy who gets richer every time you believe him. 😅
August 26, 2026 at 6:07 PM
"You'll lose your job to someone using AI" — says the guy who gets richer every time you believe him. 😅
When replies come, they come fast. So every silence you're agonizing over is just clearing space for the yes. 💡
August 25, 2026 at 6:05 PM
When replies come, they come fast. So every silence you're agonizing over is just clearing space for the yes. 💡
Can't get hired, can't get fired. We live in the career equivalent of a doctor's waiting room. 🪑
August 24, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Can't get hired, can't get fired. We live in the career equivalent of a doctor's waiting room. 🪑
A resume with personality and no proof is just a claim. A resume with proof and no personality is just a spreadsheet. Try to keep the personality at all cost. ✅
August 21, 2026 at 12:02 PM
A resume with personality and no proof is just a claim. A resume with proof and no personality is just a spreadsheet. Try to keep the personality at all cost. ✅
The resumes that land the big jobs sound like actual humans. Good news: you already are one. 🙏
August 19, 2026 at 2:01 PM
The resumes that land the big jobs sound like actual humans. Good news: you already are one. 🙏
Reminder: the people telling you to panic about AI are the same people selling it. Breathe. You're okay. 😮💨
August 18, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Reminder: the people telling you to panic about AI are the same people selling it. Breathe. You're okay. 😮💨
2026 really said "bring back the power suit" but the salary to afford it stayed in 1987. 😤
August 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
2026 really said "bring back the power suit" but the salary to afford it stayed in 1987. 😤
Plot twist: the resume was never the boss fight. Finding a real opening was. 🤕
August 12, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Plot twist: the resume was never the boss fight. Finding a real opening was. 🤕
Chasing the big-city salary, then handing most of it back in rent. That's the math fresh workers never get warned about. ✅ 🏠 ❌ 💵
August 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Chasing the big-city salary, then handing most of it back in rent. That's the math fresh workers never get warned about. ✅ 🏠 ❌ 💵
Not staying out of loyalty. Staying because the job market outside looks like an Odyssey sequel. 🚣
August 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Not staying out of loyalty. Staying because the job market outside looks like an Odyssey sequel. 🚣