Kimage
@kimage.bsky.social
San Francisco genx dad & tech survivor.
- Patronus: octopus
- MacGuffin: the oscillation overthruster
- Walk-on music: The Swanky Modes’ “Ordinary Man”
- Motto: "I dunno, I'm making this up as I go."
- Patronus: octopus
- MacGuffin: the oscillation overthruster
- Walk-on music: The Swanky Modes’ “Ordinary Man”
- Motto: "I dunno, I'm making this up as I go."
(TIL he was a threat to all types of digits.)
September 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
(TIL he was a threat to all types of digits.)
That’s what our office was glued to watching the Star Wars Phantom Menace trailer! (On the Apple-hosted trailers website, since YouTube didn’t exist yet.)
September 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
That’s what our office was glued to watching the Star Wars Phantom Menace trailer! (On the Apple-hosted trailers website, since YouTube didn’t exist yet.)
Has Bart Harley Jarvis denounced Hassan Piker yet? I DIDNT THINK SO!!&!!$!
September 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Has Bart Harley Jarvis denounced Hassan Piker yet? I DIDNT THINK SO!!&!!$!
Next: turn the attack around…:
“It’s not like Mr. Piker has the ear 👂 f powerful elected officials or any government authority to implement his views, or is showering money on his supporters — unlike trillionaire white supremacist Elon Musk, whose GOP friends embrace all of those…”
“It’s not like Mr. Piker has the ear 👂 f powerful elected officials or any government authority to implement his views, or is showering money on his supporters — unlike trillionaire white supremacist Elon Musk, whose GOP friends embrace all of those…”
September 6, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Next: turn the attack around…:
“It’s not like Mr. Piker has the ear 👂 f powerful elected officials or any government authority to implement his views, or is showering money on his supporters — unlike trillionaire white supremacist Elon Musk, whose GOP friends embrace all of those…”
“It’s not like Mr. Piker has the ear 👂 f powerful elected officials or any government authority to implement his views, or is showering money on his supporters — unlike trillionaire white supremacist Elon Musk, whose GOP friends embrace all of those…”
He looks like a syringe full of neon green Reanimator goo injected into a rotting ham shank.
September 5, 2026 at 10:39 PM
He looks like a syringe full of neon green Reanimator goo injected into a rotting ham shank.
China takes Taiwan, and AI with it.
September 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
China takes Taiwan, and AI with it.
Who says AI doesn’t create jobs! What’s Elon’s rate for robotaxi-fluffer, I wonder?
September 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Who says AI doesn’t create jobs! What’s Elon’s rate for robotaxi-fluffer, I wonder?
“Well AKSHUALLY our textualist reading shows no explicit Constitutional prohibition on the Almighty Executive puking all over the nation’s mail delivery, plus he’s a Republican plus a very special boy, therefore…”
September 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
“Well AKSHUALLY our textualist reading shows no explicit Constitutional prohibition on the Almighty Executive puking all over the nation’s mail delivery, plus he’s a Republican plus a very special boy, therefore…”
Show some grace. After all, his post implies he’s unable to drive without getting into an accident. Such ineptitude must be rough.
August 26, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Show some grace. After all, his post implies he’s unable to drive without getting into an accident. Such ineptitude must be rough.
Has Hair Furor gone out of his way to somehow shit on Dolly Parton‘s legacy yet? I’m wondering whether he’ll dump on her for being woke, or else claim she loved him & owes him her success. 
August 25, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Has Hair Furor gone out of his way to somehow shit on Dolly Parton‘s legacy yet? I’m wondering whether he’ll dump on her for being woke, or else claim she loved him & owes him her success. 
Coming up next: the entire country.
August 25, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Coming up next: the entire country.
> “Crypto, AI and Betting Firms”
Reputationally not the best peer group…
Reputationally not the best peer group…
August 20, 2026 at 9:50 PM
> “Crypto, AI and Betting Firms”
Reputationally not the best peer group…
Reputationally not the best peer group…
Nationwide Government Health Care is their helmet.
August 18, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Nationwide Government Health Care is their helmet.
“…PURPORTED polling information ” ?!?
August 18, 2026 at 5:53 PM
“…PURPORTED polling information ” ?!?
