Kimberly A. Bettes
@kimberlyabettes.bsky.social
(BET•iss) Writer. Photographer. Serial hobbyist. Former quadriplegic. Mother of a legend. Wife of a wise guy. Slave to the furry ones.
I just made 2 pans of peanut butter fudge. Mmm
September 12, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I just made 2 pans of peanut butter fudge. Mmm
"He would start a project, then rapidly lose interest." — Frank Gervasi writing about Hitler in his book 𝑨𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒇 𝑯𝒊𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒓
Sound familiar?
Sound familiar?
September 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
"He would start a project, then rapidly lose interest." — Frank Gervasi writing about Hitler in his book 𝑨𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒇 𝑯𝒊𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒓
Sound familiar?
Sound familiar?
"By the end of the 1920s, private armies were marching about...manhandling, abusing, even killing law-abiding citizens with impunity." — Frank Gervasi writing about Mussolini in his book 𝑨𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒇 𝑯𝒊𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒓
Sound familiar?
Sound familiar?
September 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
"By the end of the 1920s, private armies were marching about...manhandling, abusing, even killing law-abiding citizens with impunity." — Frank Gervasi writing about Mussolini in his book 𝑨𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒇 𝑯𝒊𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒓
Sound familiar?
Sound familiar?
While talking music, I just said this sentence: Him and Eminem and them. Go ahead. Say it. 😅
August 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
While talking music, I just said this sentence: Him and Eminem and them. Go ahead. Say it. 😅
Reposted by Kimberly A. Bettes
I couldn't think of tissues or Kleenex so I just called it a snot box. I'm a wRiTeR.
August 11, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I couldn't think of tissues or Kleenex so I just called it a snot box. I'm a wRiTeR.
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
August 11, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
Sometimes when I read something I wrote, I can't believe I wrote it. It's so beautiful, so profound, I can't believe it came from me. Other times I'm like yeah, that sounds about right.
August 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Sometimes when I read something I wrote, I can't believe I wrote it. It's so beautiful, so profound, I can't believe it came from me. Other times I'm like yeah, that sounds about right.
I wonder how many of these morons who wouldn't get vaccinated because it was"experimental" are now on GLP-1 drugs....
August 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I wonder how many of these morons who wouldn't get vaccinated because it was"experimental" are now on GLP-1 drugs....
Things I'm sick of:
Deciding what's for supper.
Cleaning.
Being in pain.
Not being rich.
Being sick of stuff.
Deciding what's for supper.
Cleaning.
Being in pain.
Not being rich.
Being sick of stuff.
August 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Things I'm sick of:
Deciding what's for supper.
Cleaning.
Being in pain.
Not being rich.
Being sick of stuff.
Deciding what's for supper.
Cleaning.
Being in pain.
Not being rich.
Being sick of stuff.
If a group of anything was gonna be called a murder, it should've been cats.
August 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
If a group of anything was gonna be called a murder, it should've been cats.
I'm gonna open a clothing store. Gonna call it Britches and Hose.
August 1, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I'm gonna open a clothing store. Gonna call it Britches and Hose.
"Get along, little dogie." We've all heard it. But did you know that dogie is a cow? It's dogie, long O. Not doggie, short O.
July 28, 2026 at 1:38 PM
"Get along, little dogie." We've all heard it. But did you know that dogie is a cow? It's dogie, long O. Not doggie, short O.
It seems Mitch McConnell's on eternity leave.
July 25, 2026 at 10:40 PM
It seems Mitch McConnell's on eternity leave.
My friend butt dialed me today. I guess she needed to ass me something.
July 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
My friend butt dialed me today. I guess she needed to ass me something.
It just occurred to me that BLTs are basically just salad sandwiches.
July 10, 2026 at 2:12 PM
It just occurred to me that BLTs are basically just salad sandwiches.
I don't camp. If I'm ever in the woods for three days it means I've been dead for two of them.
July 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I don't camp. If I'm ever in the woods for three days it means I've been dead for two of them.
Maybe when aquatic animals beach themselves they're trying to evolve into walking animals but we just keep throwing them back in the ocean.
July 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Maybe when aquatic animals beach themselves they're trying to evolve into walking animals but we just keep throwing them back in the ocean.