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according to the ai in my photo library a husky and a borgi are exactly one Alaskan malamute
September 8, 2026 at 8:31 PM
according to the ai in my photo library a husky and a borgi are exactly one Alaskan malamute
saw backrooms movie. completely unsurprised that a movie based on 4chan copypasta has blackface in it
June 12, 2026 at 4:52 PM
saw backrooms movie. completely unsurprised that a movie based on 4chan copypasta has blackface in it
so this is what it’s come to: cruising at the kankakee illinois walmart
May 28, 2026 at 2:12 AM
so this is what it’s come to: cruising at the kankakee illinois walmart
yea can i get a Mike’s Flaccid
May 15, 2026 at 2:50 AM
yea can i get a Mike’s Flaccid
these colorless devils
May 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
these colorless devils
tried to explain looksmaxxing to my nesting partner & my mom but slept ~5hrs in the last 3 days, so all that came out was “God made a way for gay shit to kill straight men.”
May 11, 2026 at 2:37 PM
tried to explain looksmaxxing to my nesting partner & my mom but slept ~5hrs in the last 3 days, so all that came out was “God made a way for gay shit to kill straight men.”
collab between yasiin bey and beyonce call it beybey (pronounced baby)
April 20, 2026 at 7:45 PM
collab between yasiin bey and beyonce call it beybey (pronounced baby)
ever mistake a short king for a kid to his face? turns out it feels bad for all involved
April 13, 2026 at 2:49 PM
ever mistake a short king for a kid to his face? turns out it feels bad for all involved
not the serious band apology/accountability statement as an april fool’s joke format!! that‘s crazy work
April 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
not the serious band apology/accountability statement as an april fool’s joke format!! that‘s crazy work
on bible my partner saw a dumpster & mistook it for a tesla cybertruck for a good three seconds
March 30, 2026 at 11:01 PM
on bible my partner saw a dumpster & mistook it for a tesla cybertruck for a good three seconds
why i never see jehova witness anymore please be brutally honest if need be why have i never encountered one please save me
March 3, 2026 at 3:43 AM
why i never see jehova witness anymore please be brutally honest if need be why have i never encountered one please save me
a nigga climb through my roof, ima beat his ass in the head with a hammer
December 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
a nigga climb through my roof, ima beat his ass in the head with a hammer
anyone know a hung cishet man who can get hard on command? i wanna stage a production of romeo&juliet but every time romeo talks to or abt juliet he pops a huge, visible-from-far-away boner. also nobody is cast as juliet. everyone on stage just reads her lines in their heads, pretending she’s there.
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
anyone know a hung cishet man who can get hard on command? i wanna stage a production of romeo&juliet but every time romeo talks to or abt juliet he pops a huge, visible-from-far-away boner. also nobody is cast as juliet. everyone on stage just reads her lines in their heads, pretending she’s there.
why doesnt the US president open-carry a gun all The time? like who would stop them they’re the president
December 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
why doesnt the US president open-carry a gun all The time? like who would stop them they’re the president
in any reputable contemporary anglo-american english dictionary, you got slat, slit, slot, and slut. where is slet? what would it mean?
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
in any reputable contemporary anglo-american english dictionary, you got slat, slit, slot, and slut. where is slet? what would it mean?
just discovered this restaurant has randy newman’s “rednecks” on its jukebox apps. iykyk (unfortunately)
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
just discovered this restaurant has randy newman’s “rednecks” on its jukebox apps. iykyk (unfortunately)
you shit the bed, now you gotta lie in it
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
you shit the bed, now you gotta lie in it
boof poppers??
October 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
boof poppers??
you are viewing a bsky post bearing screenshot of a screenshot from tumblr posted on instagram. behold:
September 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
you are viewing a bsky post bearing screenshot of a screenshot from tumblr posted on instagram. behold:
it’s okay to be a woman
September 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
it’s okay to be a woman
a black person’s “i’m black and i don’t find this racist thing offensive” is just a variation on a white person’s “i have lots of black friends so i can say racist things.” different flavor, same soda.
September 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
a black person’s “i’m black and i don’t find this racist thing offensive” is just a variation on a white person’s “i have lots of black friends so i can say racist things.” different flavor, same soda.
charlie kirk feet pics pls
September 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
charlie kirk feet pics pls
it's oddly comforting that our overlords are forthright about their disdain for humanity now.
October 6, 2023 at 10:42 AM
it's oddly comforting that our overlords are forthright about their disdain for humanity now.