Kirby
kirbygleason.bsky.social
Kirby
@kirbygleason.bsky.social
#onthmic 🎙️ PA Announcer for Seattle Seahawks, Rip City Remix, PSU Vikings, Ida B. Wells HS Athletics, others
Academic Advisor at Clackamas Community College
Justice. Kindness. Mercy.
At Jury Duty. Inspired by @katinoxford.bsky.social “Books on the M Train” here are books in the assembly room:

“Poverty, by America” by Matthew Desmond

I’m reading “Pistol: The Life of Pete Maravich” by Mark Kriegel
August 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
And immediately shows how much we missed her…
Oh thank god we’ve got Carla back
August 15, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I coached long enough to hear all the excuses from kids, but this is a new one…

www.cbsnews.com/news/arkansa...
Arkansas high school football player finds venomous snake inside helmet during practice
The Maumelle High football player wore the helmet for nearly an hour and was fortunate he wasn't bitten, animal services director Chris Davis said.
www.cbsnews.com
August 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
My favorite Lloyd Center memory was that I scooped caramel corn at Joe Brown’s for a couple months in 1996.
The line for Joe Brown's Carmel Corn was close to 100 people...even before they opened the doors!

Check out our Lloyd Center live blog as we document the mall's last day

www.oregonlive.com/retail/2026/...
August 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Kickers wearing 90s numbers and DLs wearing single digits is just awful and should be outlawed.
August 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Edwin Jovanny Lopez Cornejo. Say his name.
August 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
June 30, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Voodoo Donuts Center
Salt and Straw and Sports
Powell’s City of Bounce
The city should take naming rights back and have a contest to award it to a local business:
- The Nate’s Oatmeal Cookie Arena
- The Sports Bra Center
- The Yamhill Pub Coliseum
June 25, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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that’s my dude @kirbygleason.bsky.social crushing it at 6am. I’m lucky enough to sit right next to him and watch every play each and every home game. great voice, better dude. #gohawks
June 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Coach was always kind to me. He once told me he thought I “did a real nice job” on the mic, which meant the world to me. I loved watching him in grandpa mode, cheering on his grandkids at games. RIP, Coach!
Rick Adelman, a Hall of Fame basketball coach who twice guided the Portland Trail Blazers to the NBA finals, died Monday from unknown causes. He was 79.

www.oregonlive.com/blazers/2026...
June 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I’ve been around sports my whole life and it honestly perplexes me why people leave games early. Maybe with small kids, ok, but everyone else…I just don’t get why you don’t want to see the whole game.
May 29, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I think it should be a law that when, on a Zoom call, someone says “hold on my dog is barking”, then they have to show you the dog. It’s not like I’m going to be able to focus on anything else…
May 14, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Can we bring lunch trading like from grade school back to the workplace? Like, can I take your leftover Thai food for my Lean Cuisine Mac and Cheese? My stale Chewy Dip granola bar for your bakery cookie?
April 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
March 23, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Which highlight makes the One Shining Moment montage? The logo 3? Or his first-of-the-season 2 pointer, the go-ahead layup?
Too soon to name High Point's Chase Johnston the tournament's Most Outstanding Player? He's terrific.
March 19, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Me too. ☺️
god, I love march madness
March 19, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Mayen Akpan! Incredible! It’s the year of the post at the 6A tourney!
March 14, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Jayla Lackey my goodness. 25-20 at Chiles. Legendary. #opreps
March 13, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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had some fun at the celebration. cool dad points acquired. go hawks
February 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
God bless a terrier. And Catherine O’Hara. RIP.
January 30, 2026 at 9:56 PM
2025 #iloveallthesports and #onthemic by the numbers, a🧵:

115 total events worked
89 🎙️23✏️ 3📺

84 🏀(33 HS, 25 G League, 24 College, 2 FIBA)
27 🏈 (11 NFL, 8 College, 8 HS)
2 🏐
1 👩‍🦽‍➡️⚽️
1 Dodgeball

1/🧵
January 1, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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What % of your body mass can be biscuits before it becomes a problem?
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My youngest nibling turned 18 this year. Alas, there will be no beer and cookies left for Santa this year. At least I can sleep in tomorrow. #MerryChristmas to all who celebrate. Peace to you all.
December 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
#repost since Winter term is coming
Attrition is costlier than low-enrolled course sections.
December 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM