kit 👻 🦧
@kitnotmarlowe.bsky.social
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diva has a new outfit
July 28, 2026 at 4:35 PM
diva has a new outfit
got a signed copy for $11 used. abc books in toronto greatest bookstore on EARTH
June 29, 2026 at 7:51 PM
got a signed copy for $11 used. abc books in toronto greatest bookstore on EARTH
edith, diva, you've done it again
June 21, 2026 at 4:01 PM
edith, diva, you've done it again
taking adult beginner paint class has done blows to my ego that god could only aspire to
June 16, 2026 at 11:31 PM
taking adult beginner paint class has done blows to my ego that god could only aspire to
every now and then i remember how in elementary school i was obsessed with physically picking up my friends to brag about how strong i was. like okay dyke do you want to compare hand sizes next
June 15, 2026 at 1:07 AM
every now and then i remember how in elementary school i was obsessed with physically picking up my friends to brag about how strong i was. like okay dyke do you want to compare hand sizes next
i haven't been posting on here because i've mentally been living in the last scene of the blair witch project for the past two months
June 10, 2026 at 8:50 PM
i haven't been posting on here because i've mentally been living in the last scene of the blair witch project for the past two months
passed a vanity plate reading 2MUCH2NA
June 5, 2026 at 10:25 PM
passed a vanity plate reading 2MUCH2NA
why do i live in the diarrhea forever universe. i'm literally nice
May 19, 2026 at 6:24 PM
why do i live in the diarrhea forever universe. i'm literally nice
29 the grease outside with humidex and my parents still have the heat on. hell would be kinder
May 17, 2026 at 8:43 PM
29 the grease outside with humidex and my parents still have the heat on. hell would be kinder
the concept of antarctica is a beautiful woman to me. i see mt erebus and yell "WIFE" so loudly it breaks the sound barrier
May 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
the concept of antarctica is a beautiful woman to me. i see mt erebus and yell "WIFE" so loudly it breaks the sound barrier
selkie but she's a leopard seal. is this anything
May 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
selkie but she's a leopard seal. is this anything
two ingredients that make any food taste better
April 28, 2026 at 7:18 PM
two ingredients that make any food taste better
made a @weirdmedieval.bsky.social inspired presentation for powerpoint night
April 25, 2026 at 10:50 PM
made a @weirdmedieval.bsky.social inspired presentation for powerpoint night
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happy neil day (20th anniversary edition?!?!!)
April 13, 2026 at 5:47 AM
happy neil day (20th anniversary edition?!?!!)
the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and i'm having a cute lil anxiety attack thinking about the encroaching march of death
April 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and i'm having a cute lil anxiety attack thinking about the encroaching march of death
i used to have a recurring nightmare about being stuck on a roller coaster going down a mountain and i think that was just my brain warning me about funiculars
April 8, 2026 at 12:29 PM
i used to have a recurring nightmare about being stuck on a roller coaster going down a mountain and i think that was just my brain warning me about funiculars
being in my 20 has involved a lot more feeling vaguely sickly in bed than i was in expecting
April 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
being in my 20 has involved a lot more feeling vaguely sickly in bed than i was in expecting
gen xers who last went to a cinema during the bush administration look at you like you're a circus freak if you enjoy movies from before the 90s
April 4, 2026 at 2:49 PM
gen xers who last went to a cinema during the bush administration look at you like you're a circus freak if you enjoy movies from before the 90s
too tired to think of an april fool's joke. i'm attracted to men and love tiktok romantasy slop and would hate going to Antarctica. idk that's the best you're going to get
April 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
too tired to think of an april fool's joke. i'm attracted to men and love tiktok romantasy slop and would hate going to Antarctica. idk that's the best you're going to get
being anxious about storms is so embarrassing. why am i a golden retriever
March 31, 2026 at 10:06 PM
being anxious about storms is so embarrassing. why am i a golden retriever
everyone wish mrs chippy a happy sixth bday or i'm going to make 9/11 look like child's play
March 26, 2026 at 6:38 PM
everyone wish mrs chippy a happy sixth bday or i'm going to make 9/11 look like child's play
no dude i think it's really cool that i requested a refill on my Not Killing Myself pills yesterday and it's now 3 hours past my pick-up time with nothing to show for it
March 24, 2026 at 7:02 PM
no dude i think it's really cool that i requested a refill on my Not Killing Myself pills yesterday and it's now 3 hours past my pick-up time with nothing to show for it
i'm about to do something drastic if it doesn't stop snowing soon
March 23, 2026 at 3:00 PM
i'm about to do something drastic if it doesn't stop snowing soon