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kitrolkuma.bsky.social
KitrolKuma
@kitrolkuma.bsky.social
just ur friendly local eepy bear vtuber. i play videogames and sleep...thats pretty much it. XD

twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kitrolkuma
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ME ME!!! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!!!
I need a man who yearns for me like Dracula HELLOOOOOOOOO

(I have one and this is a joke)
I want a rogue like where you get permanent upgrades that can be fused, mixed, and matched to be op af. Like as a passive...all rogue likes have this weird obsession with making passives kinda weak or where you have to choose 1 of many. I want all upgrades to be for all runs xD
September 18, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I think the best thing the Internet has accomplished is the ability to make friends with people from other cultures. I don't have many friends but some of the friends I have had were from other countries and I always found out differences to be extremely interesting. (1 ex friend even told me I was
September 16, 2026 at 8:17 PM
...that's not a terrifying thing to see in my window...there's a very big hand print with long fingers...I have the baseball bat ready...if y'all don't hear from me by morning...I'm in prison for murder because I ain't going down to some lanky fingered bitch easily!!!
September 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
im fuckin pissed because i found a song that is hard as fuck but then i find out its made with ai and im like "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!! ITS SO FUCKING GOOD BUT ITS AI!!!!!! WHY CANT A HUMAN MAKE THIS SHIT INSTEAD?!!!!" Like...its peak male desire to hold the line with heavy rock and metal but its ai
September 13, 2026 at 3:12 PM
they dont just put out fires...they tame them.
the local fire department has the best BBQ chicken dinners 🤤
September 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
ya know what...sokka was cool af...he didnt need no bending...(cries in 28 year old rust)
I have become one year older and one year creakier
September 12, 2026 at 6:06 PM
shark week comes (be terrified, men...youll never feel more useless)
September 12, 2026 at 6:05 PM
So...I'm kinda sitting here like this because I just found out my new phone number was from a woman who passed away from brain cancer...I keep getting texts directed towards her and I've been trying to contact her to ask her to remove her number from stuff so I can update mine to it but ..
Ryan Gosling Blade Runner2049
ALT: Ryan Gosling Blade Runner2049
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September 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
ok...played a bit of the new valheim release with wife and HOLY FUCK THE ANIMATIONS ARE PEAK!!!!! we havent even seen most of the new stuff yet since we started a new world with new characters but im so excited
September 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
reminder...this is my character...hes 7 ft 4....or for the metric folk, 2.235 meters..and he weighs about 800 lbs...tell me that elbow aint gonna turn someone to paste XD
September 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
finally in the first combat on my dnd campaign and my first action is to fall from the sky onto a prone beast and elbow him in the face...imagine a 7 ft 4 inch hippo falling from the sky to deliver the peoples elbow...XD
September 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Yo, politicians...y'all better ban AI soon...the actual people developing it said we got less than 10 years before it becomes an actual life threatening circumstance...I'd at least ban autonomous ai...like if it has programming to do things without being told directly the entire model gets shut down
September 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
everyones talking about the mc crelly but here i am having eaten something so much worse when i was depressed at 20. id buy a sheet pizza, 2 bags of boneless wings from walmart, and some ranch and blue cheese. then drink a 2 liter of root beer. take the wings, dip one in blue cheese, put it on a...
September 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Update on stream this week...no...xD. I have had some recent anxiety attacks so imma take a few days to fully recover. Hopefully next week
September 9, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Stream starts at 2....aka in 20 minutes UwU
Cat Tongue Cats
ALT: Cat Tongue Cats
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September 5, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Ok...stream might be a lil later than expected ..I'm on the phone bc someone used my credit card...so I'm trying to get shit secured xD
September 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Stream starts in about 2 hours. UwU. I gotta eat and shower. Then I'll stream. Starting with Warframe. UwU. 24 hours of content on the way hehe
Abbott Elementary: Janine & Barbara Dancing
ALT: Abbott Elementary: Janine & Barbara Dancing
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September 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
My wife just told me this is what she thinks goes on in my brain...well...she's not wrong but WHAT THE FUCK?!!!! HMPH
Monkeys Spinning Monkeys
YouTube video by Kevin MacLeod - Topic
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September 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Y'all know of the legendary extra nugget in the mcnuggets bag ...but have you ever seen a free 4 piece in the bag? I just got a free 4 piece...I didn't order it ..they just put it in my bag...because the place was extremely busy and my order took almost 30 minutes xD.
September 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Throwback to the time I tried watching a porn that was 8 hours long and had lore...like...a full on 4 hours of backstory BEFORE the actual sex...it was not good at all but I still couldn't help but watch because the writing was actually really good xD. (I watched 3 hours before stopping xD)
September 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
24 hour stream on saturday at noon est. uwu ill finally have an external storage so i can save vods again. yippee
September 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
alright...fuck it...im gonna host a yugioh tournament sometime where the winner is based on how goofy the deck is...im gonna put some fun goofy rules in it to make it fun. but yee...no clue when but imma do it
August 30, 2026 at 8:28 PM
i saw this and cried...im gonna be vulnerable for a sec with yall. i have been extremely sad and lonely lately. i have been masking a lot lately with my friends but inside im pretty much a black sludge of depression. a lot of shit has happened to me lately and the people i care about. so yeah...
Dog and bunny
August 29, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I found my old yearbook and this was in it so I figured with our current political situation I should post it. I rarely talk politics but our current government has nothing but bad intentions if my younger self is to be believed.
Someone with bad intentions will disregard the bad moments in the past and try to copy the good. Someone with good intentions will learn from the bad moments in the past and improve the good. -me in 2014 in a yearbook quote
August 28, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Someone with bad intentions will disregard the bad moments in the past and try to copy the good. Someone with good intentions will learn from the bad moments in the past and improve the good. -me in 2014 in a yearbook quote
August 28, 2026 at 11:43 PM