Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men
@kittyhatts.bsky.social
A menace, a bully, the worst person you know
Lol. Lmao even
September 16, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Lol. Lmao even
Going through it yet again thanks to my MIL ✌️
September 16, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Going through it yet again thanks to my MIL ✌️
Experienced the headiest high of my life last night: One of the most beautiful, capable women in my pole class said she and the OTHER most beautiful, capable women in class talk to each other about how strong I am and how good I look
September 13, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Experienced the headiest high of my life last night: One of the most beautiful, capable women in my pole class said she and the OTHER most beautiful, capable women in class talk to each other about how strong I am and how good I look
Christian sending me a link to an 1800s farmhouse for sale like he doesn't realize I'd move in tomorrow
September 12, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Christian sending me a link to an 1800s farmhouse for sale like he doesn't realize I'd move in tomorrow
Concert fit from last night that earned me multiple compliments from The Youth in attendance
September 11, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Concert fit from last night that earned me multiple compliments from The Youth in attendance
Jfc Hayley Williams puts on an incredible show
September 10, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Jfc Hayley Williams puts on an incredible show
I knew my hamstrings were tight but having the physical therapist go to massage them and say "oh dear god" under her breath was unexpected
September 7, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I knew my hamstrings were tight but having the physical therapist go to massage them and say "oh dear god" under her breath was unexpected
I have some tiny fixes to do, but she is essentially done 🙏🙏🙏
September 5, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I have some tiny fixes to do, but she is essentially done 🙏🙏🙏
Big mood
September 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Big mood
Just need to hem the skirt and my dress for a friend's wedding will be done!!!! I may make a few tweaks—there are some issues I can't help but freak out over despite Christian saying they aren't noticeable—but it will be DONE and I can finally start a new project!!!
September 2, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Just need to hem the skirt and my dress for a friend's wedding will be done!!!! I may make a few tweaks—there are some issues I can't help but freak out over despite Christian saying they aren't noticeable—but it will be DONE and I can finally start a new project!!!
Practicing using crosswalks so I don't get arrested for jaywalking when we visit Germany in November
August 28, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Practicing using crosswalks so I don't get arrested for jaywalking when we visit Germany in November
Wrote last night (not much, just a paragraph or so)
The bitch is back 😎
The bitch is back 😎
August 28, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Wrote last night (not much, just a paragraph or so)
The bitch is back 😎
The bitch is back 😎
Dolly Parton and Tim Curry gone within a day of each other is downright unconscionable
August 26, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Dolly Parton and Tim Curry gone within a day of each other is downright unconscionable
I'm bruised to hell from pole and nearly strangled my quad at trapeze last week so let's see how many pretty colors I can add at trapeze tonight
August 26, 2026 at 11:43 AM
I'm bruised to hell from pole and nearly strangled my quad at trapeze last week so let's see how many pretty colors I can add at trapeze tonight
Ordered glitter gel so I will be ✨️ethereal✨️ for the Hayley Williams concert and several underwear patterns so I can stop wearing the same two volleyball shorts to my pole classes
August 24, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Ordered glitter gel so I will be ✨️ethereal✨️ for the Hayley Williams concert and several underwear patterns so I can stop wearing the same two volleyball shorts to my pole classes
Making scotch eggs for the first time and am quite apprehensive
August 23, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Making scotch eggs for the first time and am quite apprehensive
I forgot to hit record on my phone at trapeze class tonight, I am FUMING and DEVASTATED
August 20, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I forgot to hit record on my phone at trapeze class tonight, I am FUMING and DEVASTATED
One of my classmates in hs would put "esq" after his name on all his papers and no one made him stop, which is about as scathing an indictment of the practice as can be made, I think
I do wonder how that went over his first semester of college
I do wonder how that went over his first semester of college
anyway you are subjected to it because you put it out there like a lawyer putting an "esq" after their name. and like a lawyer putting an "esq" after their name, it signals you are an unserious goober who is begging to have this pointed out to them
August 18, 2026 at 11:19 PM
One of my classmates in hs would put "esq" after his name on all his papers and no one made him stop, which is about as scathing an indictment of the practice as can be made, I think
I do wonder how that went over his first semester of college
I do wonder how that went over his first semester of college
Reposted by Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men
stop making me know about joe rogan jesus christ!!! i am a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN i shouldn’t have to KNOW about that my GOD
August 15, 2026 at 8:10 PM
stop making me know about joe rogan jesus christ!!! i am a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN i shouldn’t have to KNOW about that my GOD
I somehow managed to launch the carton of eggs three feet away onto the kitchen floor while pulling it out of the fridge, but amazingly only one egg broke
August 12, 2026 at 12:39 PM
I somehow managed to launch the carton of eggs three feet away onto the kitchen floor while pulling it out of the fridge, but amazingly only one egg broke
In the most genuine way possible, if you can't remember what happened in the book you're reading after only a few days, you need to book an appointment with a neurotherapist STAT
Axios writer: I melted my brain with AI. Not only can I no longer read, but I don't even understand the purpose of reading anymore. Here's how you can also do this.
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www.axios.com/2026/08/11/r...
August 11, 2026 at 3:44 PM
In the most genuine way possible, if you can't remember what happened in the book you're reading after only a few days, you need to book an appointment with a neurotherapist STAT
So good to know that if I were somehow transported to WWII I could still get in my mandatory goon baiting hours
![A Wikipedia article screenshot:
Goon baiting
Goon-baiting is an interaction between the prisoner and the guard, or an oppressor, whereby the prisoner, aiming to ensure he is not endangered, 'plays mind games, or does actions, to confuse or enrage an oppressor to the point of where he'd lose his composure.'[1] Goon-baiting was a term used in World War II.[1]
In WWII, in prisoner-of-war camps, goon-baiting was used amongst prisoners of all nationalities.[1] The aim of goon-baiting was to achieve maximum impact without endangering yourself.[1] Not all prisoners participated in goon-baiting, some thinking it bad manners[2] and others thinking it gave any oppressor an opportunity or more of a reason to retaliate, thereby only bringing with it more suffering.[3]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:saoifgy5hqasxd4bhtgmubmj/bafkreifqvqjly576sixkltrqlc4663xcikxfheqyfryvfx7xqe2tcm2idi)
August 11, 2026 at 12:27 PM
So good to know that if I were somehow transported to WWII I could still get in my mandatory goon baiting hours
I would simply like to no longer be in pain, is that too much to ask???? laments local 33yo (me)
August 11, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I would simply like to no longer be in pain, is that too much to ask???? laments local 33yo (me)
Eating a banana for my health or whatever
August 10, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Eating a banana for my health or whatever
Me in this follow-up email: and FURTHERMORE, if this man wants to KEEP PISSING ME OFF, let him know to call me DIRECTLY so I can tell him he's a PERFIDIOUS LITTLE WORM to his FACE
My manager: bit early on a Friday morning for that kind of talk even for you
My manager: bit early on a Friday morning for that kind of talk even for you
August 7, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Me in this follow-up email: and FURTHERMORE, if this man wants to KEEP PISSING ME OFF, let him know to call me DIRECTLY so I can tell him he's a PERFIDIOUS LITTLE WORM to his FACE
My manager: bit early on a Friday morning for that kind of talk even for you
My manager: bit early on a Friday morning for that kind of talk even for you