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Nah, they seem legit
August 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
July 28, 2026 at 4:25 AM
The app I use with the highest personal regretted_user_minutes ratio is this spackle knife and it's not even close
May 31, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I'm losing my shit at this LLM's attempt to draw "an ascii art version of the >:3c emoticon"
May 25, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I like that this unsolicited mail pitch doesn't even give an overall price, just a monthly payment and a term. That is a sign that this is a good deal I should jump on
May 11, 2026 at 10:10 PM
To quote Julius Caesar's famous letter to the Roman senate after winning the war against Pharnases II of Pontus, "[...], I saw, [...]"
December 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This is a great innovation for keeping an eye out for trick-or-treaters
November 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Turns out the cat foot dispenser has a dependency on us-east-1. My network admin is on top of things
October 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
California when it rains
October 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I should probably clean this up at some point
July 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"never skim coat your wall" to the tune of "never kill yourself"
July 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
There is nothing I want less than this
April 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
uh, yes? That's kind of how taxes work
March 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
booo
January 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
gregtech: new horizons voltage tiers and infiniband data rates have got to be named by the same person
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
ballin' 😎
December 2, 2024 at 3:49 PM
It's possible that the book I'm reading is a little older than I thought it was
November 22, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Catnopticon
November 10, 2024 at 1:48 AM
An animal that does not appreciate my fish stick prowess
November 7, 2024 at 5:02 AM
We keep this electrician's fish stick in the bedroom now to fish the cat's toys out from under the dressers. This happens several times a night
November 7, 2024 at 5:00 AM
man why would you put this on your website
October 24, 2024 at 4:16 AM
This feels threatening
October 21, 2024 at 2:34 AM
She's been noshing on that yummy, yummy direct attach copper
October 20, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Damn, the prop 65 warnings in texas go hard
October 19, 2024 at 6:05 AM
This flipper zero thing that I've started seeing around the internet has very strong script kiddy energy
January 19, 2024 at 9:29 PM