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28 she/they. Ask for name. The fish in my header are dead salmons after spawning. Enjoy
Previously dime/paw
Previously dime/paw
It didn't btw unfortunately
But my evil old workplace might have burned down......
August 31, 2026 at 7:24 AM
It didn't btw unfortunately
Ok the worst part about having 3 kittens? Having to buy EVERYTHING 3 times. 3 bowls, 3 collars and tags, 3 harnesses, 3 beds, 4 litter boxes... (Pet insurance 3x, vet exams and vax 3x, neuter and chip 3x......) I did not exactly think that part through
August 31, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Ok the worst part about having 3 kittens? Having to buy EVERYTHING 3 times. 3 bowls, 3 collars and tags, 3 harnesses, 3 beds, 4 litter boxes... (Pet insurance 3x, vet exams and vax 3x, neuter and chip 3x......) I did not exactly think that part through
*buys $50 worth of toys for my cats*
My cats: steal a lego from my brother's room
My cats: find an old pantyliner wrapper and it's the most popular toy??
My cats: ooh shit a nerf gun bullet
My cats: steal a lego from my brother's room
My cats: find an old pantyliner wrapper and it's the most popular toy??
My cats: ooh shit a nerf gun bullet
August 24, 2026 at 8:06 PM
*buys $50 worth of toys for my cats*
My cats: steal a lego from my brother's room
My cats: find an old pantyliner wrapper and it's the most popular toy??
My cats: ooh shit a nerf gun bullet
My cats: steal a lego from my brother's room
My cats: find an old pantyliner wrapper and it's the most popular toy??
My cats: ooh shit a nerf gun bullet
He's chill asf rn. I strive to achieve this. Unbothered, no fucks at all.
August 5, 2026 at 1:57 AM
He's chill asf rn. I strive to achieve this. Unbothered, no fucks at all.
But my evil old workplace might have burned down......
August 2, 2026 at 7:10 AM
But my evil old workplace might have burned down......
My city caught the fuck on fire today and so I texted my ex who was in the evac zone. I'm right next to the evac zone but it's probably fine atp but the problem is... I mean above everything else burning n shit.. I texted my ex. Like only a fire burning every place I love would make me do fhat
August 2, 2026 at 7:09 AM
My city caught the fuck on fire today and so I texted my ex who was in the evac zone. I'm right next to the evac zone but it's probably fine atp but the problem is... I mean above everything else burning n shit.. I texted my ex. Like only a fire burning every place I love would make me do fhat
I think all my emotions come out in my dreams bc I'm pretty chill most of the time, but when I dream I'm overcome with deep rage/depression. Last night I went full on kms mode, I won't go into details but it was pretty intense. then I woke up like "yay kitten time :)"
July 29, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I think all my emotions come out in my dreams bc I'm pretty chill most of the time, but when I dream I'm overcome with deep rage/depression. Last night I went full on kms mode, I won't go into details but it was pretty intense. then I woke up like "yay kitten time :)"
You ever just fall asleep on your brother's head (I got kittens) (three of them)
July 26, 2026 at 11:55 PM
You ever just fall asleep on your brother's head (I got kittens) (three of them)
i have kitten fever real bad. didnt think this would happen to me
July 23, 2026 at 1:28 AM
i have kitten fever real bad. didnt think this would happen to me
well since my brother got kittens and I've been babysitting during the day, I decided its not fair and I got kitten fever and now I'm probably going to get kittens. thats how it goes
July 23, 2026 at 1:22 AM
well since my brother got kittens and I've been babysitting during the day, I decided its not fair and I got kitten fever and now I'm probably going to get kittens. thats how it goes
i forgot to post my favorite :') it was my first ever attempt at a gif. #hollyleaf #warriorcats
July 21, 2026 at 10:27 PM
i forgot to post my favorite :') it was my first ever attempt at a gif. #hollyleaf #warriorcats
yay! a selection of my old art that I still really like to this day. I think I was really finding my footing as an artist before I lost motivation for it all... I believe all of these are from 2020.
#wingsoffire #warriorcats #ferncloud
#wingsoffire #warriorcats #ferncloud
July 21, 2026 at 9:19 PM
yay! a selection of my old art that I still really like to this day. I think I was really finding my footing as an artist before I lost motivation for it all... I believe all of these are from 2020.
#wingsoffire #warriorcats #ferncloud
#wingsoffire #warriorcats #ferncloud
im currently using microsoft edge like some sort of corporate shill. IDK much about browsers nowadays, on my phone I've been using startpage. My go-to used to be chrome but that was... years ago. Obviously its shit now. so hmmmm
July 21, 2026 at 8:02 PM
im currently using microsoft edge like some sort of corporate shill. IDK much about browsers nowadays, on my phone I've been using startpage. My go-to used to be chrome but that was... years ago. Obviously its shit now. so hmmmm
laptop acquired. now to get used to using this thing. I'll probably host a giveaway soon to get some followers and then open comms maybe who knows!
July 21, 2026 at 7:56 PM
laptop acquired. now to get used to using this thing. I'll probably host a giveaway soon to get some followers and then open comms maybe who knows!
I've been impulse spending all my money (but like not on stupid shit I swear) and I just bought a laptop. I haven't had a laptop or computer in 5 years. All my online presence has been through my phone.
July 20, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I've been impulse spending all my money (but like not on stupid shit I swear) and I just bought a laptop. I haven't had a laptop or computer in 5 years. All my online presence has been through my phone.
Cute moment ends in tragedy 😭🙏😱 (babysitting some kittens) (no cats were harmed in the filming of this video)
July 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Cute moment ends in tragedy 😭🙏😱 (babysitting some kittens) (no cats were harmed in the filming of this video)
I finished TADC finally and I really just do not understand the general obsession with jax.
July 12, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I finished TADC finally and I really just do not understand the general obsession with jax.
New handle yay
July 2, 2026 at 11:06 PM
New handle yay
Day 2 no weed: speedrunning getting disowned by my family :D
June 27, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Day 2 no weed: speedrunning getting disowned by my family :D
Oh god I had a dream last night I was hella pregnant, my "water broke" in the form of me pulling my entire.. placenta out? And then I went to bed for 12 hours (in dream) and woke up like "huh my water broke 12 hours ago why no contractions yet...I should go to the hospital probably." Wtf
June 26, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Oh god I had a dream last night I was hella pregnant, my "water broke" in the form of me pulling my entire.. placenta out? And then I went to bed for 12 hours (in dream) and woke up like "huh my water broke 12 hours ago why no contractions yet...I should go to the hospital probably." Wtf
Day 1 no weed ayy. Gonna try my best to forget the existence of the jar of shitty trim joints in my closet.
June 26, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Day 1 no weed ayy. Gonna try my best to forget the existence of the jar of shitty trim joints in my closet.
It's so satisfying having a bug screen with your window open and watching a huge loud wasp trying to get in like hah bitch.... You can't.
May 22, 2026 at 1:08 AM
It's so satisfying having a bug screen with your window open and watching a huge loud wasp trying to get in like hah bitch.... You can't.
The advertisements got me for once and made me buy lingerie. I knew there was mind control going on. I let my guard down for a second and then spent $90 on bras and panties. Who am I
May 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The advertisements got me for once and made me buy lingerie. I knew there was mind control going on. I let my guard down for a second and then spent $90 on bras and panties. Who am I
The best thing about having me as a girlfriend is my hands will make your cock look really big
May 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
The best thing about having me as a girlfriend is my hands will make your cock look really big