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I told myself I can only smoke when I’m outside and naked to help myself quit and now I just have a new fetish
September 27, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I told myself I can only smoke when I’m outside and naked to help myself quit and now I just have a new fetish
I found an exceptional 5 ingredient recipe for a BLT
September 22, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I found an exceptional 5 ingredient recipe for a BLT
Shave and a haircut two bits? In this economy? These days you can’t even get a barbershop haircut that costs a quarter
September 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Shave and a haircut two bits? In this economy? These days you can’t even get a barbershop haircut that costs a quarter
Guy who reads feminist literature at hooters
September 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Guy who reads feminist literature at hooters
I keep getting ads for breath spray. Does my phone have a smell-o-meter?
September 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I keep getting ads for breath spray. Does my phone have a smell-o-meter?
Elvis Presley explaining how many ores you need to make tools in Minecraft: “one for the shovel, two for the hoe”
August 31, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Elvis Presley explaining how many ores you need to make tools in Minecraft: “one for the shovel, two for the hoe”
the game Just dance really had 10 year old boys bouncing and jiggling their ass back then
August 30, 2026 at 4:12 PM
the game Just dance really had 10 year old boys bouncing and jiggling their ass back then
Weird Al’s toy barn
August 30, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Weird Al’s toy barn
If Humpty Dumpty is the Bible for eggs, then a nice scrambled egg recipe would be mein kampf
August 30, 2026 at 10:05 AM
If Humpty Dumpty is the Bible for eggs, then a nice scrambled egg recipe would be mein kampf
Bill Murray says he trusts dogs when they don’t like a person, but has he ever met a dog that only barks at black people?
August 30, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Bill Murray says he trusts dogs when they don’t like a person, but has he ever met a dog that only barks at black people?
Lake Michigan is now known as Lake Saint James. I don’t make the rules
August 30, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Lake Michigan is now known as Lake Saint James. I don’t make the rules
My best Bluesky posts are behind me…
August 30, 2026 at 9:19 AM
My best Bluesky posts are behind me…
Pro tip: if your bf has a seafood allergy and he’s tryna lay pipe, try using this line. “I have an oyster in my pussy”
August 30, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Pro tip: if your bf has a seafood allergy and he’s tryna lay pipe, try using this line. “I have an oyster in my pussy”
Did anyone check on Salvador Dali for dementia?
August 28, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Did anyone check on Salvador Dali for dementia?
People say cigarettes are bad but they’ve never been three beers deep at a godsmack concert
August 28, 2026 at 9:40 PM
People say cigarettes are bad but they’ve never been three beers deep at a godsmack concert