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kory
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Former 4 ⭐️ QB 🏈 Family first (except my ex-wife) 🏡 2 kids - Braxtlyn & Lockheed-Martin 💕 Through god all things are possible 🙏 John 3:60 ✨
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realest mf I know
charlie kirked my finger
September 10, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Me and some of the boys are gonna go look a gift horse in the mouth after work today. Who tryna join?
September 9, 2026 at 9:48 PM
July 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
A huge night for the biggest Knicks fan I know 🔥🔥🔥
June 14, 2026 at 3:58 AM
What if instead of calvin klein, his name was kevin klein and my underwear said kevin klein on it. Just something to think about. have a blessed week
May 25, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Finally I can get some fucking answers
May 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Sippin on that charlie kirkland energy today
April 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
ATTENTION

it’s steely dan Tuesday, you must listen to at least one steely dan song today

post your proof below or face the steely dan curse
March 31, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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Hey does anyone wanna hop on Slay the Spire 2 multiplayer
March 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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My cat has been watching Meowpill content and keeps calling me a Low Value Owner
March 15, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Help! They made slay the spire 2 too good!
March 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Drinking a cotton candy flavored energy drink today
March 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Evil Daft Punk be like “Softer, Worse Than, Slower, Weaker” 🤣

Just a little thought experiment for ya, happy Friday
March 6, 2026 at 1:45 PM
BEANS BEANS BEANS (to the tune of FE!N

Just a little thought experiment for ya, happy Friday
February 27, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Ate a whole frozen pizza, dare me to drive?
February 25, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Getting drunk and going curling with the boys could change the world
February 8, 2026 at 9:32 PM
It’s imperative that you don’t tell anyone this but I had dessert before dinner tonight
February 5, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Guy who goes to chuck e cheese for a slice and a pint on his lunch break
January 30, 2026 at 1:07 AM
If the Super Bowl was patriots rams I was gonna blow my shit off smooth
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Guy who explodes if he touches snow: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *explodes*
January 24, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Guy who bursts out laughing every time he gets to 6 and 7 when counting his reps at the gym
January 21, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Tummy hurt
January 19, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Dude if I was a pufferfish, I’d be puffed up all the time bro
January 8, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Them damn wokes trying to change it to Christmas Steve
December 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Here’s my top artists and spotify somehow has the gall to call me a boomer just bc I like Jimi Hendrix and steely Dan 😤
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM