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Kristian
@kritigri.bsky.social
Writer / YouTuber for fun. Damnable mortal by trade.
Known Bisexual | He / Him | TRANS RIGHTS | No AI Generated Content From Me, Ever
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I commissioned @rebep06.bsky.social to make a lil guy WoL of Temeris Erethorn and I'm super happy with how he came out!!
it's a frickin crocodile!! run away!!

#ff14 | #wolart | #commission | #ff14wol
"£24 a month, sure, but over four years that adds up to over a grand."

All right, sure, but money divided by time =/= money outright, so long as you have income. For a little while I regretted my complete Legend of Batman collection due to the overall cost, but monthly it was fine.
October 12, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Bro just changed my opinion from "I deeply respect and admire you" to "okay boomer" in a world record speedrun time
October 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
This reminds me of that "Good news everyone! We've had enough opinions! We don't need any more!" short
There's a time and a place for a Hedgehog
October 12, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Why them muons so wobbly bro
October 12, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Reposted by Kristian
Hey British gov sites. Glad you came to terms with the Russian influence in the Brexit vote.

Now get the hell off X, which is equally designed to destabilize & groom viewers to act against their own interests.

🇬🇧 Gov sites (that includes the BBC,) should NOT BE ON X.

@ukparliament.parliament.uk
While people are talking X, let me talk about X OFF.

Two big ideas:
1. Get everyone possible off of X, especially for the news (at least) until every vote is counted

2. Tell your elected reps and candidates to stop sending people there and go X last (at least)
X OFF
Until every vote is counted, get your news somewhere other than X, and ask the people running for office to publish it somewhere else too.
news-for-38-year-olds.onrender.com
October 12, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Haven't made an edited gameplay video in a while and OOPS it's almost an hour long

It's also entirely R.E.P.O and Peak lmao

youtu.be/0UyYdhFrmrs
My friends are dorks and I love them
YouTube video by Kritigri
youtu.be
October 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
My turn, my turn!

Hmm.... tried to choose and rank these books in terms of ones I'll "never forget", for various reasons.
October 11, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Something is happening... in the editing chamber......
October 11, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Reposted by Kristian
the crazy thing about this trend is how badly this exposes that these people have the same attachment and awareness of video games as scalpers do for pokemon
ITS DOOM
YOU GOT THE SLOP MACHINE OUT TO PUT DOOM ON PC
October 10, 2026 at 4:27 PM
@mysteriarchs.bsky.social Happy birthday friend!! Have the most excellent day!
October 11, 2026 at 6:16 AM
*trying to sleep*

Brain: Okay, but if we find two quantum entangled particles, couldn't we send information faster than light by agreeing what it'd mean if we flipped the spin of the quark ahead of time?

(I'm not smart enough to have grasped the obvious reasons why not / difficulty of that)
October 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Just finished my first Drizzt book. Had a really good time with it! I have some nitpicks but generally speaking it was just a really fun easy read that appealed greatly to my tastes. I'm so down for more.
October 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
It's Spyro season btw

I don't make the rules
October 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I knew that Warcraft 3 was proto-WoW, but I didn't realise just HOW proto-WoW it was. I'm so charmed.
October 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Update: I just bought Warcraft 3 and immediately ran into technical difficulties. I fixed the black screen on launch bug only to run into an endless art screen on launch bug lmao

Remember when you could buy something PLAY THE DAMN THING
This is the third time in a month I've bought something, not received it, and had to submit a support ticket.

From three separate companies!

What could be a common factor here I wonder
October 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
So tired of people wearing their ignorance like a badge of honour, wielding their idiocy as a blunt instrument and cackling all the while
October 10, 2026 at 11:38 AM
I just got vertigo because I thought of how much more space there is than planet beneath is lmao
October 9, 2026 at 6:50 PM
This is the third time in a month I've bought something, not received it, and had to submit a support ticket.

From three separate companies!

What could be a common factor here I wonder
October 9, 2026 at 3:45 PM
IT'S WORLD SPACE WEEK AND NOBODY TOLD ME?????
October 9, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Here's a new video I hope you all like it!!!! This one is dedicated to Elon xx

youtu.be/TLJhI8RLLtA
I made a Tier List ranking uses of AI to settle things once and for all!
YouTube video by Kritigri
youtu.be
October 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
nnnut
October 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Batman would sabotage AI data centers.

Just saying 💅
October 8, 2026 at 4:37 PM
the next generation of ambient sleep videos be hitting like
October 8, 2026 at 2:19 PM
ESO a few weeks ago: The Nowhere Vault is now available! You just have to collect 3 Nowhere keys from various sources :)
Me, weeks later: Okay... I got 3 keys, I can finally check this out I guess
ESO: Okay! Your first puzzle is to find these 3 items in a giant maze: A chalice, a tablet, a skull!
October 8, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Reposted by Kristian
they did the thing
October 8, 2026 at 1:16 PM