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" You are being ridiculous, you know that ? Crushing watermelons is hardly a display of strength. Fight me properly, Deliverer. "
Oh man, his favourite Prince really is showing off~

Crushing a couple melons with his thighs, before showing off his biceps to crush some melons too.

Sticks tongue out.

...His hair and tail are both staining pink from melon juice.
July 16, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Oh, it's on. He can't fit three watermelons between his thighs, but he can crush ten in a row with his hands. See how Phainon can top THAT up.
July 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
It's always a challenge.

Two watermelons then.

Crunch !
July 16, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Completely crushes a giant watermelon with his thighs.

Easy.
July 16, 2026 at 6:28 PM
He was acting strange in general.
He did? What the hell...?
Yeah. He run away last time I tried to make him fight me.
June 24, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Yeah. He run away last time I tried to make him fight me.
...As of late?
... That would explain his behaviour as of late.
June 23, 2026 at 12:08 AM
... That would explain his behaviour as of late.
A simp?

...

Hm... How do I put this...

He wants you.
June 22, 2026 at 11:20 PM
A what ?
Oh, so not talking shit in your case.

He's kinda a simp.
Pretty sure it's the Deliverer. Hmph.
June 22, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Pretty sure it's the Deliverer. Hmph.
People talking shit about you too, huh?
June 22, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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May 10, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Achoo !
June 22, 2026 at 11:03 PM
[ Rolls eyes. ]

He's impossible.
Thank you.

Goodbye.

(Flees)
Go ahead then. Don't let me stop you.
June 21, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Go ahead then. Don't let me stop you.
Well now I do feel like I have, and as such I would like to go away and think about what I did.

😔🙏
You do that regularly and you don't seem to mind.
June 21, 2026 at 10:25 PM
You do that regularly and you don't seem to mind.
Because I have embarrassed myself enough this day.
June 21, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Tch. My feelings are my own business.

[ In truth, he doesn't even know at this point. ]
😑 No.

If you do not reciprocate his feelings, that is fine. However, if there is any chance that you do, it would be best to unpack them and come to terms with it yourself, rather than stringing him along while simultaneously pushing him away.

(Just look at him, he is like a kicked puppy.)
Are you calling me gay ?
June 21, 2026 at 10:21 PM
And why is that ?
Yes.

And now I'm gracefully backing out of it.
You started this conversation, remember ? With your yapping about pregnancies.
June 20, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Are you calling me gay ?
June 20, 2026 at 11:50 PM
💭 [ Is really curious as to what Phainon has been reading lately to cause these dreams ... ]
June 20, 2026 at 11:40 PM
You started this conversation, remember ? With your yapping about pregnancies.
...

(Sighs really loud)

Can a guy not just gracefully exit a conversation before he embarrasses himself further...?
I can tell when you're lying. I'm not stupid.
June 20, 2026 at 11:40 PM
And what is that supposed to mean ?
Before inciting Phainon to 'face you like a man' when he has been rather upfront with you, I suggest you look inwards.
June 20, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I can tell when you're lying. I'm not stupid.
I have good hearing.

Part feline, remember?

(He is already making an exit plan because he'd rather suck Nanook off than admit he wants to cry)
I don't hear anyone, other than us, around here.

Are you running away ? Face me like a man, Deliverer.
June 20, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Yes ?
June 20, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I don't hear anyone, other than us, around here.

Are you running away ? Face me like a man, Deliverer.
Oh I think I hear Lady Tribios calling me, I should get going-
You're a terrible liar, you know that ?
June 20, 2026 at 10:55 PM
You're a terrible liar, you know that ?
(Forces a laugh, instantly looking for the exit)

Heh, I was just kidding around. Bro stuff and all that...
No.

Did you expect otherwise, Deliverer ?
June 20, 2026 at 10:53 PM
No.

Did you expect otherwise, Deliverer ?
. . .

. . .

I wouldn't...?
Even if I was gay, you wouldn't be my type.
June 20, 2026 at 10:48 PM