Krosskeys
@krosskeys.lol
If I post enough they'll let me get in the woodchipper | Existentially wasting Earth's finite lifespan | Gods strongest failson
Necessary surgery. Blind in it for now. Might not be in 4 weeks.
June 16, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Necessary surgery. Blind in it for now. Might not be in 4 weeks.
Criminal.
Yanks (and yank adjacent) also forgot twat can also be a verb, which gives you more excuses to say it.
Yanks (and yank adjacent) also forgot twat can also be a verb, which gives you more excuses to say it.
June 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Criminal.
Yanks (and yank adjacent) also forgot twat can also be a verb, which gives you more excuses to say it.
Yanks (and yank adjacent) also forgot twat can also be a verb, which gives you more excuses to say it.
One of my pet bugbears is people of the Americas pronouncing the 'a' like what instead of bat.
June 14, 2026 at 10:13 PM
One of my pet bugbears is people of the Americas pronouncing the 'a' like what instead of bat.
I'm just here for the whelks. Aaaaugh yeeeeah
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I'm just here for the whelks. Aaaaugh yeeeeah
Why not escgew the armour and just get into streetfights
October 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Why not escgew the armour and just get into streetfights
The best reflection of this is over the last few years watching the "this video is brought to you by" sponsorships transition from free to play mobile games and powdered energy drinks to hair loss treatments and dick pills.
October 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The best reflection of this is over the last few years watching the "this video is brought to you by" sponsorships transition from free to play mobile games and powdered energy drinks to hair loss treatments and dick pills.
Also AitD 2 had jump scare frog
October 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Also AitD 2 had jump scare frog
Injured in the line of butt duty
October 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Injured in the line of butt duty
Be honest. How long did it take you to get down?
October 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Be honest. How long did it take you to get down?
I mean tbh fuck being a hero, I'd dare just for an outfit that serves like that.
October 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I mean tbh fuck being a hero, I'd dare just for an outfit that serves like that.
Argus Poopenis up in Inverness nursing a whiskey and complaining about those fucking Glasgow city Poopenises who think they're so much better.
October 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Argus Poopenis up in Inverness nursing a whiskey and complaining about those fucking Glasgow city Poopenises who think they're so much better.
Then having to spend 5 minutes explaining that it's specifically funny because you ephasise the second part. It's not pronounced like.. Poopyness it's poo-PEnis.
Of the Glasgow Poopenises
Of the Glasgow Poopenises
October 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Then having to spend 5 minutes explaining that it's specifically funny because you ephasise the second part. It's not pronounced like.. Poopyness it's poo-PEnis.
Of the Glasgow Poopenises
Of the Glasgow Poopenises
I do this too. I wish it was an inside joke as opposed to just the most childish shit imaginable .
"What the fuck are you laughing at?"
"I was imagining a rich English aristocrat in a mansion and his name is Archibald Poopenis"
"What the fuck are you laughing at?"
"I was imagining a rich English aristocrat in a mansion and his name is Archibald Poopenis"
October 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I do this too. I wish it was an inside joke as opposed to just the most childish shit imaginable .
"What the fuck are you laughing at?"
"I was imagining a rich English aristocrat in a mansion and his name is Archibald Poopenis"
"What the fuck are you laughing at?"
"I was imagining a rich English aristocrat in a mansion and his name is Archibald Poopenis"
Somewhere in the multiverse there is a reality where the meme about snacking on pickles is instead about whatever the fuck is in liver and onions.
October 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Somewhere in the multiverse there is a reality where the meme about snacking on pickles is instead about whatever the fuck is in liver and onions.
Confession.
I read it as Pigheart.
I was genuinely wondering where being trans and offal intersected until I clicked.
I read it as Pigheart.
I was genuinely wondering where being trans and offal intersected until I clicked.
October 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Confession.
I read it as Pigheart.
I was genuinely wondering where being trans and offal intersected until I clicked.
I read it as Pigheart.
I was genuinely wondering where being trans and offal intersected until I clicked.
Solid dog would look at again.
October 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Solid dog would look at again.