Kurt Austin
@kurtaustin.bsky.social
I'll just be sitting over there, quietly yearning for precedented and presidented times.
A tee sicks, For tees heaven.
A tee sicks, For tees heaven.
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James Madison spears the Wagner punter RIGHT in the dick.
September 12, 2026 at 5:48 PM
James Madison spears the Wagner punter RIGHT in the dick.
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social dropping the gloves and throwing bare knuckled truth haymakers this morning. Punch 'em in the goddamn teeth, Craig!
September 3, 2026 at 2:10 PM
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social dropping the gloves and throwing bare knuckled truth haymakers this morning. Punch 'em in the goddamn teeth, Craig!
Choosing between Clue and Muppets Treasure Island for Favorite Tim Curry Movie is basically impossible.
Tim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue The Movie
Alt: Tim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue The Movie
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August 26, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Choosing between Clue and Muppets Treasure Island for Favorite Tim Curry Movie is basically impossible.
August 23, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Holliday with a disastrous start to his game today. This joker on the mound walks a guy and hits a guy to load the bases, and Holliday swings at THE FIRST DAMN PITCH to roll over into a groundout.
August 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Holliday with a disastrous start to his game today. This joker on the mound walks a guy and hits a guy to load the bases, and Holliday swings at THE FIRST DAMN PITCH to roll over into a groundout.
The @orioles.com have traded my fandom to the Dodgers for a fan to be named later. Don't bother trying to get me back until Mike Elias is gone. Can't believe I wasted years as a fan of this clown shoes franchise. Fuck, man.
August 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
The @orioles.com have traded my fandom to the Dodgers for a fan to be named later. Don't bother trying to get me back until Mike Elias is gone. Can't believe I wasted years as a fan of this clown shoes franchise. Fuck, man.
@orioles.com Nicole Sherry would have NEVER let the field get that bad before putting the tarp on. What are we doing here?
August 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
@orioles.com Nicole Sherry would have NEVER let the field get that bad before putting the tarp on. What are we doing here?
@theauthorguy.bsky.social squirrel of the game!
A squirrel at Comerica Park stole the show in the bottom of the sixth inning of Monday’s Orioles-Tigers game as grounds crews chased the animal in an attempt to remove it from the field.
The scene, captured by fans at the ballpark, has since gone viral.
The O’s went on to win the game 8-5.
The scene, captured by fans at the ballpark, has since gone viral.
The O’s went on to win the game 8-5.
July 28, 2026 at 10:30 AM
@theauthorguy.bsky.social squirrel of the game!
Tapping sign...
Gunnar Henderson is simply not good enough. @orioles.com
July 26, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Tapping sign...
Wtf they drug the Electric Mayhem into this mess?
July 19, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Wtf they drug the Electric Mayhem into this mess?
I guess the good news for everyone with #trumperrhia is you can't go outside anyway since the planet is on fire.
July 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I guess the good news for everyone with #trumperrhia is you can't go outside anyway since the planet is on fire.
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to hear Trump tell it, American elections were completely corrupted while he was president and he was helpless to stop it, then they were cleaned up by Biden ahead of Trump's victory in 2024, and now that Trump is president again they are once again becoming third world caliber
July 17, 2026 at 11:59 AM
to hear Trump tell it, American elections were completely corrupted while he was president and he was helpless to stop it, then they were cleaned up by Biden ahead of Trump's victory in 2024, and now that Trump is president again they are once again becoming third world caliber
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Sam Neil has so many great performances that it feels almost reductive to focus on one scene.
Except it's one of the most iconic scenes in movie history and all of it, The groundbreaking CGI, the sweeping John Williams score *doesn't* work without the authentic joy and wonder of Neill's performance
Except it's one of the most iconic scenes in movie history and all of it, The groundbreaking CGI, the sweeping John Williams score *doesn't* work without the authentic joy and wonder of Neill's performance
July 13, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Sam Neil has so many great performances that it feels almost reductive to focus on one scene.
Except it's one of the most iconic scenes in movie history and all of it, The groundbreaking CGI, the sweeping John Williams score *doesn't* work without the authentic joy and wonder of Neill's performance
Except it's one of the most iconic scenes in movie history and all of it, The groundbreaking CGI, the sweeping John Williams score *doesn't* work without the authentic joy and wonder of Neill's performance
Wait, does this mean we won't hear @latenightseth.bsky.social outstanding Lindsay Graham impression anymore?
"Shut up, mee maw, ya old warthog!"
"Shut up, mee maw, ya old warthog!"
July 12, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Wait, does this mean we won't hear @latenightseth.bsky.social outstanding Lindsay Graham impression anymore?
"Shut up, mee maw, ya old warthog!"
"Shut up, mee maw, ya old warthog!"
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Lindsay Graham 🤝 Graham Platner
Grahams who won't win senate races this fall.
Grahams who won't win senate races this fall.
July 12, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Lindsay Graham 🤝 Graham Platner
Grahams who won't win senate races this fall.
Grahams who won't win senate races this fall.
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Gunnar Henderson is simply not good enough. @orioles.com
May 25, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Gunnar Henderson is simply not good enough. @orioles.com
Gunnar Henderson is simply not good enough. @orioles.com
May 25, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Gunnar Henderson is simply not good enough. @orioles.com
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Maybe this will play out the way it did when Logan Roy didn't show for Connor's wedding. Hurry up, Mr. President! You don't want to delay your flight!
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Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend?
TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'
TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'
May 21, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Maybe this will play out the way it did when Logan Roy didn't show for Connor's wedding. Hurry up, Mr. President! You don't want to delay your flight!
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The most notable revelation is that according to these files, now finally available after years of delay, we see that Donald Trump was close friends with a notorious sex trafficker and seems likely to have routinely engaged in sex with trafficked women and girls while here on planet Earth.
Cold War reports of mysterious rotating saucers; recent sightings of metallic elliptical objects floating in mid-air. Those and other reports of unidentifiable anomalous phenomena or UAPs — the military's term for UFOs — are described in documents released Friday. n.pr/42Uvs8H
UFO files spanning decades are released by Defense Department
Cold War reports of mysterious rotating saucers; recent sightings of metallic elliptical objects floating in mid-air. Those and other reports of unidentified anomalous phenomena or UAPs — the military's term for UFOs — are described in documents released Friday.
n.pr
May 8, 2026 at 8:52 PM
The most notable revelation is that according to these files, now finally available after years of delay, we see that Donald Trump was close friends with a notorious sex trafficker and seems likely to have routinely engaged in sex with trafficked women and girls while here on planet Earth.
I'm old enough to remember when the whole project would only cost $200M.
Remember when they told everyone taxpayers wouldn’t pay a penny?
May 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I'm old enough to remember when the whole project would only cost $200M.
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BREAKING: Banner parent company to buy Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, staving off newspaper’s closure
Banner parent company to buy Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, staving off its closure
The Venetoulis Institute will acquire the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, converting it to a nonprofit to prevent the historic paper’s closure.
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April 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
BREAKING: Banner parent company to buy Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, staving off newspaper’s closure
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we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'
March 11, 2026 at 4:27 PM
we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'
Getting to the point where I will vote for any politician who runs on a platform of eliminating "convenience fees." Want to put 2% back in everyone's pocket? There ya go.
March 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Getting to the point where I will vote for any politician who runs on a platform of eliminating "convenience fees." Want to put 2% back in everyone's pocket? There ya go.
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Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
Damn good stuff from @davidjroth.bsky.social and @defector.com
"...it has quite literally traded Ph.D scientists and dedicated civil servants for the chance to hastily stand up this expansion team from the waiver wire flotsam of the violence worker community."
"...it has quite literally traded Ph.D scientists and dedicated civil servants for the chance to hastily stand up this expansion team from the waiver wire flotsam of the violence worker community."
January 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Damn good stuff from @davidjroth.bsky.social and @defector.com
"...it has quite literally traded Ph.D scientists and dedicated civil servants for the chance to hastily stand up this expansion team from the waiver wire flotsam of the violence worker community."
"...it has quite literally traded Ph.D scientists and dedicated civil servants for the chance to hastily stand up this expansion team from the waiver wire flotsam of the violence worker community."