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If it’s yellow let it mellow. In the reflecting pool we meet at the Garfield memorial at 3pm
June 27, 2026 at 11:19 AM
If it’s yellow let it mellow. In the reflecting pool we meet at the Garfield memorial at 3pm
If you were one of the Beatles, what flavor Hot Pocket would you eat before bed?
May 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
If you were one of the Beatles, what flavor Hot Pocket would you eat before bed?
In wanna see the What If where the ninja turtles were instead found by a toad who’s really into ska.
May 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
In wanna see the What If where the ninja turtles were instead found by a toad who’s really into ska.
A sleep app that if you aren’t in REM on time it starts texting your exes
April 24, 2026 at 3:13 PM
A sleep app that if you aren’t in REM on time it starts texting your exes
Iraq War 2 is a worse sequel than The Godfather 3 (I have not seen any of them)
March 28, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Iraq War 2 is a worse sequel than The Godfather 3 (I have not seen any of them)
More types of businesses should spin I don’t know why restaurants get to have all the fun.
March 28, 2026 at 5:16 AM
More types of businesses should spin I don’t know why restaurants get to have all the fun.
Handmaid’s Tail needs to do a Young Sheldon
March 22, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Handmaid’s Tail needs to do a Young Sheldon
There needs to be a fall Olympics for cozy sports
March 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
There needs to be a fall Olympics for cozy sports
It’s getting cold in here. So put on all you clothes. I am. So cold. I’m goona put my clothes on.
January 22, 2026 at 3:46 AM
It’s getting cold in here. So put on all you clothes. I am. So cold. I’m goona put my clothes on.
I wasn't surprised to see ████████████████ on the list
December 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I wasn't surprised to see ████████████████ on the list
Reading A Christmas Carol. Scrooge is described in great detail while Bob Cratchit is only described as having a white scarf. It’s kinda like how Edward is described in great detail while Bella is barely described at all so you can self insert into the fantasy of being crushed by capitalism.
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Reading A Christmas Carol. Scrooge is described in great detail while Bob Cratchit is only described as having a white scarf. It’s kinda like how Edward is described in great detail while Bella is barely described at all so you can self insert into the fantasy of being crushed by capitalism.
Last minute costume idea: Edward Snowdenhands. Like Edward Scissorhands but with glasses and instead of scissor blades it’s USB sticks.
October 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Last minute costume idea: Edward Snowdenhands. Like Edward Scissorhands but with glasses and instead of scissor blades it’s USB sticks.
Can impossible burger make a burger that tastes like people? I’d buy that. It would solve so many problems.
August 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Can impossible burger make a burger that tastes like people? I’d buy that. It would solve so many problems.
Does this make sense or did I just make roboslop
March 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Does this make sense or did I just make roboslop
Ok but there must have been a point where while the titanic was sinking it got a little bit boring and people started pulling out their phones to play games or whatever
March 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Ok but there must have been a point where while the titanic was sinking it got a little bit boring and people started pulling out their phones to play games or whatever
Ariana Grande big butts MILF
January 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Ariana Grande big butts MILF