Kurtiss Pi
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Kurtiss Pi
@kurtisspie.bsky.social
The GOAT.
I just overheard this “quaint” line on a podcast: “only congress can declare war.” lol
September 5, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I just got a TikTok video saying that you can get pushed around in a wheelchair without any physical need for it. I think you should also be required to fit in that tiny “aisle chair” as your payment, just to see what it’s like…
August 18, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I love that this story about Trump changing planes came out so close to the release of The Odyssey/the Trojan horse.
August 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Wow. According to David Brooks neoliberalism is dead.
August 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Imagine being able to afford GrokBot. At least Gemini/Spark is getting a few integrations (but keep going Google)!
August 15, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I told Spark to give me infographics. Now it’s email ends:

AL West Standings Infographic:
1. Texas Rangers: 54-53 (-- GB)
2. Houston Astros: 53-54 (1.0 GB)
3. Seattle Mariners: 56-61 (2.0 GB)
August 12, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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August 8, 2026 at 5:20 AM
People in the public eye are all like, “let’s pause AI for six months.” But from Sam Altman? C’mon man, I expect better!
August 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I’m watching Frederic Wiseman’s films in order and I’m getting close to my birth year with MODEL. Next step: color at the end of the 80s I think.
August 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Ai put my dog “in a surplus of party gear.” We’ve finally done it – we’ve reached artificial general intelligence.
August 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Google cancelling the release of AI Studio/iPhone is a real personal setback for me… :/
August 3, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I told Gemini to show me “infographics” and I got that word and red/blue text.
August 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
My first exposure to Gemini in Workspace” so far is to verify (for its sake) that an email was indeed from who it said it was from and to be met with a disclaimer about how AI can make mistakes. #ProductExperience
July 20, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Reposted by Kurtiss Pi
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat.
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat.
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat.
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat.
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat.
You were killed by DARK WIZARD!
July 18, 2026 at 4:07 PM
TV is great if you prefer Happy Gilmore 2, but of Uncut Gems is more your jam, you’ve got to go to the theater.
June 21, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Wow. Spider-Noir looks so much better in black and white, but can you imagine naming a show that in this the year of our lord 2026, and starring Nick Cage?
June 17, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Every once in a while, while watching a YouTube video that clearly uses AI to narrate itself, the voice will totally glitch and say a few sentences of gibberish, speaking directly to my soul.
June 13, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I’m about to tell my wife, “imagine if we had a robot that could help us clean the floor.” Note: we have a Roomba.
June 10, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I have a Roomba and I CANNOT be experiencing the desired effect with how often it fails.
May 29, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Good job to Google on their recent I/O btw, but pretty soon I’m going to need something like a search engine to help me to discern when I should use which of their products.
May 22, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I need Gemini Spark to tell me when Gemini Spark is available.
May 22, 2026 at 8:33 PM
What if Neuralink’s Blind Site, but wearable instead of an implant?
May 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM
From Google Gemini: “It is frustrating when the very tool meant to give you independence causes physical discomfort.” I feel so seen.
May 1, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The YouTube video I’m watching is like having your own personal Q from James Bond. Horrible music though.
April 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM