Kurt Pankau🥞
@kurtpankau.com
Writer, computer-wrangler, musician, purveyor of mirth and silliness, lover of dad-jokes and board games. He/him. 🩷💛🩵
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BECAUSE IT'S THERE, THAT'S WHY!
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BECAUSE IT'S THERE, THAT'S WHY!
September 3, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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If only a pick-up truck had someplace to put a bicycle
August 27, 2026 at 4:05 PM
If only a pick-up truck had someplace to put a bicycle
This time with the #314quartet musicians (during the song where people were allowed to use their phones)
August 22, 2026 at 1:26 AM
This time with the #314quartet musicians (during the song where people were allowed to use their phones)
Tonight's entertainment: Candlelight string quartet plays music from #LordOfTheRings
August 21, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Tonight's entertainment: Candlelight string quartet plays music from #LordOfTheRings
I'm cooking more these days, so I'm obligated to share the photos on the socials, so here's a corned beef hash I made for lunch. It's pretty ugly, but at least it tasted good.
August 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I'm cooking more these days, so I'm obligated to share the photos on the socials, so here's a corned beef hash I made for lunch. It's pretty ugly, but at least it tasted good.
I made this joke last week and a friend turned it into a car magnet for me.
July 29, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I made this joke last week and a friend turned it into a car magnet for me.
Well I had a fun evening
July 23, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Well I had a fun evening
I can only assume that the owner of this vehicle has enormous genitals
June 27, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I can only assume that the owner of this vehicle has enormous genitals
Flight 69 ready to board
June 5, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Flight 69 ready to board
This bathroom has opinions, y'all
June 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
This bathroom has opinions, y'all
"Guess what?"
"What"
"Angel butt"
"What"
"Angel butt"
June 2, 2026 at 1:07 PM
"Guess what?"
"What"
"Angel butt"
"What"
"Angel butt"
What do they say in Belgium when you sneeze?
May 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
What do they say in Belgium when you sneeze?
This is probably some kind of metaphor
May 31, 2026 at 2:02 PM
This is probably some kind of metaphor
In case of attack by a tentacle monster, don't use the elevator, but DO push buttons, spool thread, and use canopic jars
May 31, 2026 at 12:35 PM
In case of attack by a tentacle monster, don't use the elevator, but DO push buttons, spool thread, and use canopic jars
True story: for about three days I was in a Christian ska band called The Flying Buttresses.
"Ska" was, sadly, purely aspirational.
"Ska" was, sadly, purely aspirational.
May 30, 2026 at 7:56 PM
True story: for about three days I was in a Christian ska band called The Flying Buttresses.
"Ska" was, sadly, purely aspirational.
"Ska" was, sadly, purely aspirational.
Last Post ceremony at Mesenpoort
May 30, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Last Post ceremony at Mesenpoort
We did a WWI tour in and around Ypres today. It was sobering.
May 30, 2026 at 7:40 PM
We did a WWI tour in and around Ypres today. It was sobering.
Annual Horse Show of Les Gardes Republicains. Not pictured: the multiple street sweepers trailing and cleaning up horse poo.
May 29, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Annual Horse Show of Les Gardes Republicains. Not pictured: the multiple street sweepers trailing and cleaning up horse poo.
I don't know what kind of car this is, but it's very cute
May 28, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I don't know what kind of car this is, but it's very cute
If you were worried that the tourist shops on the Seine wouldn't have novelty condoms, have I got some good news for you!
May 28, 2026 at 6:57 PM
If you were worried that the tourist shops on the Seine wouldn't have novelty condoms, have I got some good news for you!
May 27, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Give me liberty or give me a photo of a painting of a personification of liberty!
May 27, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Give me liberty or give me a photo of a painting of a personification of liberty!