Kevin White (Remastered)
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I had a flat tire down memory lane
Pinned
And we're off! Let's drink too much champagne, steal a plane, and talk about what makes a Best Picture Winner: letterboxd.com/kwhitesays/f...
Weezer (The Beige Album) (2026)
Try to wear cloth garments on your body without looking like a lord (you can't)
October 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Weezer (The Beige Album) (2026)
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Had some expiring Criterion gift codes to use so I picked up some “I can’t believe I didn’t already own that” choices
October 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Had some expiring Criterion gift codes to use so I picked up some “I can’t believe I didn’t already own that” choices
I also tried watching Evil Dead Burn tonight. Ugly, brutal trash. Turned it off at the scene with the dog. Absolutely not. I’d rather watch the Backrooms movie stumble around for a story for 3 times as long that sit through that.
October 10, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I also tried watching Evil Dead Burn tonight. Ugly, brutal trash. Turned it off at the scene with the dog. Absolutely not. I’d rather watch the Backrooms movie stumble around for a story for 3 times as long that sit through that.
From this photo alone I believe one of the songs he sings is “Even Flow”
October 10, 2026 at 4:20 AM
From this photo alone I believe one of the songs he sings is “Even Flow”
I may be divorced, but at least I'm not "stuck in the backrooms while dressed as a pirate" divorced.
I'm doing it. I'm finally gonna watch the stupid fucking Backrooms movie. God help me.
October 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I may be divorced, but at least I'm not "stuck in the backrooms while dressed as a pirate" divorced.
I'm doing it. I'm finally gonna watch the stupid fucking Backrooms movie. God help me.
October 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I'm doing it. I'm finally gonna watch the stupid fucking Backrooms movie. God help me.
No! No!!
Mike Flanagan wants to make a JAWS movie.
Flanagan explains during a Reddit AMA session this week, "Honestly, I wish to hell I could make a JAWS movie."
"Another example where no one will EVER get close to the original, but there is a ton of room for improvement on the sequels."
Flanagan explains during a Reddit AMA session this week, "Honestly, I wish to hell I could make a JAWS movie."
"Another example where no one will EVER get close to the original, but there is a ton of room for improvement on the sequels."
October 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
No! No!!
Starring Montgomery Clift as The Monster
October 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Starring Montgomery Clift as The Monster
I will never forgive this episode for not making the line “I wish I wish I didn’t squish that fish”
October 9, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I will never forgive this episode for not making the line “I wish I wish I didn’t squish that fish”
Me wishing I could quit my boring job at the memory bank and watch Casablanca at the cinema instead
October 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Me wishing I could quit my boring job at the memory bank and watch Casablanca at the cinema instead
Whoever replaces Charles, it is critical that they know absolutely nothing about college basketball
October 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Whoever replaces Charles, it is critical that they know absolutely nothing about college basketball
Check out this burrito bowl I made. There’s cilantro lime rice under there somewhere.
October 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Check out this burrito bowl I made. There’s cilantro lime rice under there somewhere.
I think my most right wing coded belief is that the crossing guard should not be able to stop traffic for random adults without children with them. That man is jogging, he’s on his own.
October 6, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I think my most right wing coded belief is that the crossing guard should not be able to stop traffic for random adults without children with them. That man is jogging, he’s on his own.
Let the whale fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
October 5, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Let the whale fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
Bagent said the Jets can have a little interception, as a treat
October 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Bagent said the Jets can have a little interception, as a treat
I’ve said this before but the biggest giveaway to me that Haddonfield couldn’t be in the Midwest is that Annie has to go to a separate little building just to do laundry.
“have you seen the palm trees in 'Halloween'? they’re hard to spot”
There are a ton of palm trees in "Halloween" (1978), which is supposed to take place in Haddonfield, Illinois (shot in southern California). Some are more prominent than others.
There are a ton of palm trees in "Halloween" (1978), which is supposed to take place in Haddonfield, Illinois (shot in southern California). Some are more prominent than others.
October 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I’ve said this before but the biggest giveaway to me that Haddonfield couldn’t be in the Midwest is that Annie has to go to a separate little building just to do laundry.
I see the Padres’ strategy of “hitting home runs” seems to be paying off. However, any second now the Cubs will unleash a strategy of their own, and then they will be in trouble.
October 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I see the Padres’ strategy of “hitting home runs” seems to be paying off. However, any second now the Cubs will unleash a strategy of their own, and then they will be in trouble.
The Cubs have thrown 4 pitches and they are losing 2-0
September 30, 2026 at 2:21 AM
The Cubs have thrown 4 pitches and they are losing 2-0
Look, Matthew Stafford was up late last night building Wayfair furniture, he's very tired. Leave him alone.
September 28, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Look, Matthew Stafford was up late last night building Wayfair furniture, he's very tired. Leave him alone.
Thought I was buying a real pillowcase today. Turned out to be a sham.
September 27, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Thought I was buying a real pillowcase today. Turned out to be a sham.
"John Mateer is Michael Haneke's greatest work" I love this show
September 27, 2026 at 1:54 PM
"John Mateer is Michael Haneke's greatest work" I love this show
Morning fog
September 27, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Morning fog
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Horror movie villains:
60s: psycho killers
70s: ghosts
80s: slashers
90s: slashers (self-aware)
00s: diseases
10s: trauma
20s: hallways
60s: psycho killers
70s: ghosts
80s: slashers
90s: slashers (self-aware)
00s: diseases
10s: trauma
20s: hallways
September 26, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Horror movie villains:
60s: psycho killers
70s: ghosts
80s: slashers
90s: slashers (self-aware)
00s: diseases
10s: trauma
20s: hallways
60s: psycho killers
70s: ghosts
80s: slashers
90s: slashers (self-aware)
00s: diseases
10s: trauma
20s: hallways
Reposted by Kevin White (Remastered)
Thanks, stitch fix. I never would’ve thought to wear a grey hoodie with jeans and sneakers. Now I’m ready to hit the town.
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Thanks, stitch fix. I never would’ve thought to wear a grey hoodie with jeans and sneakers. Now I’m ready to hit the town.