Kyle Tong
kyletong.bsky.social
Kyle Tong
@kyletong.bsky.social
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Still funny that in the year of our lord 2026, reporters are still asking Trump questions like he knows what they’re talking about
Q: On Taiwan, the '82 assurances that President Reagan gave said the US would not consult with China on arms sales to Taiwan. But it sounds like you consulted China on arms sales

TRUMP: Well I think 1982 is a big far distance away. We discussed arms sales in great detail & I'll be making a decision
May 15, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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nevermind spanish, some of you have three days to learn how to dance
February 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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Terrible restaurant could close unless people enthusiastically embrace bad food, complains chef.
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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If you see something suspicious, say something suspicious.
January 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
the fates did not allow
December 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
always hasty to bring others laud, never lauded hastily
December 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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This seems like a good time to remind folks of what Hannah Arendt once wrote:
March 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM