LabLizard
lablizard.bsky.social
LabLizard
@lablizard.bsky.social
I like science, scifi, and monster romance.
In the what could go wrong category: Sec of Army says "we are shredding red tape" to get this done by 2028.
July 21, 2026 at 1:34 PM
How can state funds be used to pay church pre-schools?
May 15, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Yes, we still have warships in the Caribbean,
February 8, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Reminding everyone how much BS people were flooded with last election. This came free in the mail and was available at Hy Vee.
January 27, 2026 at 2:18 PM
In case you were wondering, we are still sending ships to the Caribbean.
January 25, 2026 at 3:34 PM
New unwanted ship in the Caribbean. Natives think it threw out trash that attracted sharks that attacked a woman and killed her. Anyone know what it is?
January 11, 2026 at 12:24 PM
A reminder: if a moving car is coming towards you, don't shoot the driver. Step out of the path.
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Another day, another warship.
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Hanging out in the Virgin Islands.
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Cruise ships to war ships. Spoiled view at a restaurant near Venezuela. Lots of money to "fight drugs" while pardoning drug dealers. Also, not good for turtles.
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
A nice little restaurant view in the Virgin Islands but in the distance, some kind of war ship hoping to start something in Venezuela.
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Word of the day: sanctimonious. Rich, white people congratulate themselves for not rioting.
September 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM