When you go to the public restroom and sit and the seat is warm
July 24, 2026 at 5:58 PM
When you go to the public restroom and sit and the seat is warm
Making eye contact with my hostess when I dine and dash at the airport restaurant and then waiting at the terminal right across from the restaurant.
July 19, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Making eye contact with my hostess when I dine and dash at the airport restaurant and then waiting at the terminal right across from the restaurant.
1 more beer and I'll be qualified to run the department of defense
April 8, 2026 at 12:15 PM
1 more beer and I'll be qualified to run the department of defense
The DLSS 5 creepypasta face just crawled out of my screen
March 17, 2026 at 6:05 PM
The DLSS 5 creepypasta face just crawled out of my screen
Taking my ADHD meds and drinking a large Baja blast at the same time unlocks my superhuman ability to have ADHD but faster
February 25, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Taking my ADHD meds and drinking a large Baja blast at the same time unlocks my superhuman ability to have ADHD but faster
Candles: $200
Candles: $150
Candles: $800
rent, food, car, insurance, phone: $3,600
Candles: $150
someone who is good at the economy please help budget this. my family is dying
Candles: $150
Candles: $800
rent, food, car, insurance, phone: $3,600
Candles: $150
someone who is good at the economy please help budget this. my family is dying
February 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Candles: $200
Candles: $150
Candles: $800
rent, food, car, insurance, phone: $3,600
Candles: $150
someone who is good at the economy please help budget this. my family is dying
Candles: $150
Candles: $800
rent, food, car, insurance, phone: $3,600
Candles: $150
someone who is good at the economy please help budget this. my family is dying
ADHD taking possession of my body as I open a social media app then immediately close it repeating for a minute straight only to snap out when I open up the @tacobell.bsky.social app... That's social media, right?
February 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
ADHD taking possession of my body as I open a social media app then immediately close it repeating for a minute straight only to snap out when I open up the @tacobell.bsky.social app... That's social media, right?
Wife found the piss drawer😰
January 26, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Wife found the piss drawer😰
Just threw all my bottle caps away I've been saving since 2017 because I'm moving. I swear to gosh, if the world ends and caps are the currency imma lose it. #fallout
January 20, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Just threw all my bottle caps away I've been saving since 2017 because I'm moving. I swear to gosh, if the world ends and caps are the currency imma lose it. #fallout
Oops! No berries! Not a single one. All gone. The box is empty.
Find them.
Find them.
January 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Oops! No berries! Not a single one. All gone. The box is empty.
Find them.
Find them.
'The Royal We'? Time to spice it up, yeah?
'The Royal Boys' when referring to yourself while manifesting your boys' energy.
'The Royal Boys' when referring to yourself while manifesting your boys' energy.
December 31, 2025 at 6:17 AM
'The Royal We'? Time to spice it up, yeah?
'The Royal Boys' when referring to yourself while manifesting your boys' energy.
'The Royal Boys' when referring to yourself while manifesting your boys' energy.
Public Domain Winnie the Pooh movie but instead of Christopher Robin, it's Pete Davidson. Not playing Christopher, but playing as himself. Pooh thinks Pete is Christopher and its an action to get Pooh back to the 100 Acre Woods while hunted by a toy company. And only Pete can see Pooh is alive.
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Public Domain Winnie the Pooh movie but instead of Christopher Robin, it's Pete Davidson. Not playing Christopher, but playing as himself. Pooh thinks Pete is Christopher and its an action to get Pooh back to the 100 Acre Woods while hunted by a toy company. And only Pete can see Pooh is alive.
Being new to Linux as a daily driver is triggering my fight or flight response.
Wtf do you mean discord is running in an isolated sandbox and cant detect my game so I have to click a few more buttons to stream?
How tf do I install from a tar and why is everyone online so hostile when anyone asks?
Wtf do you mean discord is running in an isolated sandbox and cant detect my game so I have to click a few more buttons to stream?
How tf do I install from a tar and why is everyone online so hostile when anyone asks?
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Being new to Linux as a daily driver is triggering my fight or flight response.
Wtf do you mean discord is running in an isolated sandbox and cant detect my game so I have to click a few more buttons to stream?
How tf do I install from a tar and why is everyone online so hostile when anyone asks?
Wtf do you mean discord is running in an isolated sandbox and cant detect my game so I have to click a few more buttons to stream?
How tf do I install from a tar and why is everyone online so hostile when anyone asks?
Is the power play to really use Linux for desktop and a macbook? Have we just phased out Windows? What benefit does it serve?
Just moved my desktop to #Bazzite and have had zero issues (beside installation). I am thoroughly impressed but I have a new hurdle to learn. #linux #macos
Just moved my desktop to #Bazzite and have had zero issues (beside installation). I am thoroughly impressed but I have a new hurdle to learn. #linux #macos
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Creating a new college fraternity called cum cum cum cum
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Creating a new college fraternity called cum cum cum cum
Kinda wanna see a fist fight between congresspeople.
It can be pay-per-view and then we can fund the government that way
It can be pay-per-view and then we can fund the government that way
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Kinda wanna see a fist fight between congresspeople.
It can be pay-per-view and then we can fund the government that way
It can be pay-per-view and then we can fund the government that way
My echo chamber is better than your echo chamber!!!
*Blocked*
*Blocked*
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My echo chamber is better than your echo chamber!!!
*Blocked*
*Blocked*
November! The start of THANKSGIVING and not Christmas
I see some delish food in my future
I see some delish food in my future
November 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
November! The start of THANKSGIVING and not Christmas
I see some delish food in my future
I see some delish food in my future
@hankgreen.bsky.social out of context:
"We all kicked a pregnant woman" threw my brain in a loop until I figured it out 2 seconds later. 🤣
Now I want me some rare bananas
youtu.be/I9ZtvpBoXzI?...
"We all kicked a pregnant woman" threw my brain in a loop until I figured it out 2 seconds later. 🤣
Now I want me some rare bananas
youtu.be/I9ZtvpBoXzI?...
I Ate the Extinct Banana (so you don't have to)
YouTube video by Hank Green
youtu.be
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social out of context:
"We all kicked a pregnant woman" threw my brain in a loop until I figured it out 2 seconds later. 🤣
Now I want me some rare bananas
youtu.be/I9ZtvpBoXzI?...
"We all kicked a pregnant woman" threw my brain in a loop until I figured it out 2 seconds later. 🤣
Now I want me some rare bananas
youtu.be/I9ZtvpBoXzI?...
Playing credit roulette where I randomize a SSN until it works
October 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Playing credit roulette where I randomize a SSN until it works
Great time to find out who uses AWS if you're too much of a coward to use NSLookup
October 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Great time to find out who uses AWS if you're too much of a coward to use NSLookup
Reposted by labmonjo 👁️👄👁️
Is bluesky big enough to consider "being horny on main" when you post content that would fit that description?
October 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Is bluesky big enough to consider "being horny on main" when you post content that would fit that description?
*mentally performing 5 teraflops worth of calculations in my brain to justify eating Oreos at 9 am*
October 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
*mentally performing 5 teraflops worth of calculations in my brain to justify eating Oreos at 9 am*
Why didn't frodo just eat the ring? Hobbits can digest anything
October 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Why didn't frodo just eat the ring? Hobbits can digest anything