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I’m watching the remake sequel to Satan’s Slaves (Satan’s Slaves: Communion) and my fear of elevators is justified once again. ESPECIALLY old ones. You never know when someone is having their Final Destination moment. #HellevatorHater
October 6, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I’m watching the remake sequel to Satan’s Slaves (Satan’s Slaves: Communion) and my fear of elevators is justified once again. ESPECIALLY old ones. You never know when someone is having their Final Destination moment. #HellevatorHater
This dog is 90% muppet… you can’t tell me it’s not related to Rowlf
October 5, 2026 at 10:17 PM
This dog is 90% muppet… you can’t tell me it’s not related to Rowlf
Stayed up to finish the sloshfeat that is the 5th Phantasm movie. Holy gauac and chip with endless margs that was a chore. Thankfully it’s short but woof it was hard. I really liked the concept of playing with “what is real” but that couldn’t save the film
October 4, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Stayed up to finish the sloshfeat that is the 5th Phantasm movie. Holy gauac and chip with endless margs that was a chore. Thankfully it’s short but woof it was hard. I really liked the concept of playing with “what is real” but that couldn’t save the film
So we all agree AHS13 is pretty bad? It feels like a bad fan fiction.
October 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
So we all agree AHS13 is pretty bad? It feels like a bad fan fiction.
Watching all the Phantasm movies and they really are the less horned up version of Hellraiser. Multidimensional alien monster do love their shiny death contraptions tho. Whether it’s the Lament Configuration or the Sentinels… they will be shiny and they will bring death
October 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Watching all the Phantasm movies and they really are the less horned up version of Hellraiser. Multidimensional alien monster do love their shiny death contraptions tho. Whether it’s the Lament Configuration or the Sentinels… they will be shiny and they will bring death
I have been crying the whole time but this RUINED ME.
FOR ONE NIGHT BRYAN DANIELSON IS A DEATH RIDER
#AEWDynamite is live as we pay homage to PAC as we are live on TBS and HBO Max
#AEWDynamite is live as we pay homage to PAC as we are live on TBS and HBO Max
October 1, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I have been crying the whole time but this RUINED ME.
I saw so many squirrels on my walk, and there is either a squirrel gathering à la Cats the Musical or it’s about to turn into a Birds situation real quick.
September 29, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I saw so many squirrels on my walk, and there is either a squirrel gathering à la Cats the Musical or it’s about to turn into a Birds situation real quick.
I cannot find my streamer and wasn’t home long enough to look but the finished hexagon cardigan! The ribbing was a pain but glad I went with making it longer.
September 28, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I cannot find my streamer and wasn’t home long enough to look but the finished hexagon cardigan! The ribbing was a pain but glad I went with making it longer.
I am watching the new season of AHS because I am a slut for punishment and know it will start promising and end horribly and I have to be proven right again
September 25, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I am watching the new season of AHS because I am a slut for punishment and know it will start promising and end horribly and I have to be proven right again
Me whenever I learn any sort of information that Slumdog Millionaire’s itself later in the most randomest of ways:
Mickey Mouse's Surprise Tool
ALT: Mickey Mouse's Surprise Tool
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September 25, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Me whenever I learn any sort of information that Slumdog Millionaire’s itself later in the most randomest of ways:
Watched the new Resident Evil movie by myself. Never again. That was terrifying. No scary movies by myself in theaters.
September 24, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Watched the new Resident Evil movie by myself. Never again. That was terrifying. No scary movies by myself in theaters.
I really should put “available to scream like R2D2 upon request” on my resume.
Scream
ALT: Scream
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September 23, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I really should put “available to scream like R2D2 upon request” on my resume.
Nothing like coming home from a week of working to car vomit on your bed 🫣 missed you too, I guess?
September 23, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Nothing like coming home from a week of working to car vomit on your bed 🫣 missed you too, I guess?
Apparently I was put on this earth to spread the gospel of our Lord and Savior, Hatsune Miku
Hatsune Miku: Miku Miku Beam
ALT: Hatsune Miku: Miku Miku Beam
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September 18, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Apparently I was put on this earth to spread the gospel of our Lord and Savior, Hatsune Miku
I don’t mean to make everything about the O Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack BUT if the Florence and Hozier collab is true it’s all thanks to O Brother.
September 17, 2026 at 8:52 AM
I don’t mean to make everything about the O Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack BUT if the Florence and Hozier collab is true it’s all thanks to O Brother.
I wonder is God is v confused with the uptick of people praying to them about their tits sitting right or it’s just another day at the office
September 16, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I wonder is God is v confused with the uptick of people praying to them about their tits sitting right or it’s just another day at the office
I finished my cardigan. I will post pictures of it after I steam block it but the temptation to buy another skein to make pockets is real. I have a problem Hahahhaha
September 16, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I finished my cardigan. I will post pictures of it after I steam block it but the temptation to buy another skein to make pockets is real. I have a problem Hahahhaha
I really should go to bed because I have to be up in like 4 hours but my yarn came and I have done the ribbing up to the hood. I would continue but I really need to go to bed. Def going to have it finished later today FINAALLY.
September 15, 2026 at 9:16 AM
I really should go to bed because I have to be up in like 4 hours but my yarn came and I have done the ribbing up to the hood. I would continue but I really need to go to bed. Def going to have it finished later today FINAALLY.
My yarn I have been waiting for should be delivered today. Still crossing my fingers it will be enough and I don’t have to buy another skein to finish it.
September 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
My yarn I have been waiting for should be delivered today. Still crossing my fingers it will be enough and I don’t have to buy another skein to finish it.
Finished whatever yarn I had and made it 2/3rds of the way done with the ribbing. Still waiting for the last skein to get here. I pray to the yarn gods it will be enough
September 12, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Finished whatever yarn I had and made it 2/3rds of the way done with the ribbing. Still waiting for the last skein to get here. I pray to the yarn gods it will be enough
I am at the almost halfway mark with my ribbing. I am praying tot he yarn gods I will have enough to finish it off with the new skein that is slowly making its way here
September 12, 2026 at 8:56 AM
I am at the almost halfway mark with my ribbing. I am praying tot he yarn gods I will have enough to finish it off with the new skein that is slowly making its way here
Is this a safe space to say my Guinea pig named Ice Cream Sundae died on 9/11 and I thought everyone was mourning the loss the of my pet.
September 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Is this a safe space to say my Guinea pig named Ice Cream Sundae died on 9/11 and I thought everyone was mourning the loss the of my pet.
My yarn arriving at customs:
Eric Andre's 'Let Me In' Meme
ALT: Eric Andre's 'Let Me In' Meme
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September 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
My yarn arriving at customs: