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ladytwocrests.bsky.social
Lysithea
@ladytwocrests.bsky.social
exploding you with my mind

♡: @ofsleepycrests.bsky.social
tori | MDNI | 18+ | I: me, uncredited= mine
Pinned
ghh, my head… 💧
September 17, 2026 at 2:16 AM
// lysithea thinking she’s a romance expert because she has a boyfriend is so funny to me because linhardt did all the work really 😭
September 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
and call them “dummy”.
...I see... [He is absolutely not going to do this.]
hm. Bite them so everyone knows they’re taken.
September 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
That’s—!

[ oh. he said something nice. ]

I … agree!
Let's keep it that way!
You think anyone has ever managed to touch /me/? I don’t have a single scar on my body!
September 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
uh-huh.

[ She’s only half listening. ]
Though, don't tell Caspar that. He might fear his position of best friend is being taken.
….

[ She blushes to her ears. Embarrassing….!

She folds her arms and turns away. ]

… Sure, whatever!
September 14, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Reposted by Lysithea
Me and the baddie I pulled by sleeping twelve hours a day, reading every book ever, and fishing.
September 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
me and the guy I pulled by calling him dumb
September 14, 2026 at 2:57 PM
….

[ She blushes to her ears. Embarrassing….!

She folds her arms and turns away. ]

… Sure, whatever!
What? I'm technically correct. And Meilyr said he helped you realize how much you love me. I consider that a wing man.
Linhardt, that’s a horrible way of saying we’re dating now.
September 14, 2026 at 2:56 PM
You think anyone has ever managed to touch /me/? I don’t have a single scar on my body!
And yet I've punched many a mage in the face before their puny fireball or lightning bolt could hit me! When all else fails, you always have a fist!

{ He's conveniently leaving out every time he's been blinded by light magic or burnt by waves of flame. Child's play for Lysithea. }
no way, magic is the greatest form of strength! Anything else is totally unnecessary to me!

[ … and she’s far to puny to ever actually be strong enough to do that ]
September 14, 2026 at 2:40 PM
no way, magic is the greatest form of strength! Anything else is totally unnecessary to me!

[ … and she’s far to puny to ever actually be strong enough to do that ]
Aww come on, you KNOOOW I'm cool! There's a part of you that wishes you could dent shields with just your bare hands like I can!

{ He certainly wishes he could cast spells like she can! }
[ She looks away bashfully. ]

Yeah, I guess so. I know I am at least.

[ A smile curls on her lips. ]
September 14, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Linhardt, that’s a horrible way of saying we’re dating now.
Why is my wing man and my ex-situationship arguing.
September 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
[ She looks away bashfully. ]

Yeah, I guess so. I know I am at least.

[ A smile curls on her lips. ]
Thank you. We're on the same side here. We've both been dealt terrible cards in life, and yet we're the two coolest people around.

{ A small yet warm smile grows. }
…..

[ Okay maybe she feels a little bad. ]

I got caught up. I apologize.
September 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Linhardt
September 14, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Reposted by Lysithea
/ this is the meme I was referencing and I fear it's very lysihardt coded:
September 14, 2026 at 1:20 PM
…..

[ Okay maybe she feels a little bad. ]

I got caught up. I apologize.
Reducing my trauma to brooding and monologuing says otherwise.

And that's without you mentioning your mortality every five minutes.
I— I never did!
September 14, 2026 at 2:16 PM
well I can’t help that now can I! UuU ✨
September 14, 2026 at 2:13 PM
fame? ✨
Man, we used to be so friendly, fame changed you
September 14, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I— I never did!
Could say the same to you!
.

Stop trying to out-trauma me.
September 14, 2026 at 1:21 PM
// meilyr is the grumpy dad and lysithea is the cat he didn’t want
September 14, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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Stop trying to out-trauma me.
You watch your entire race fizzle out, and we'll see how you fare mentally.
after a few more months of brooding and monologuing maybe! 😒
September 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
after a few more months of brooding and monologuing maybe! 😒
I would've gotten there eventually on my own!
wh- I was helpful!
September 14, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Reposted by Lysithea
This what dealing with @ladytwocrests.bsky.social is like:
September 14, 2026 at 2:35 AM
hm. Bite them so everyone knows they’re taken.
Of course. Do you have any other pearls of wisdom about romance? Since you are much more experienced than I, of course.
well, I’m not one to kiss and tell! U_U
September 14, 2026 at 2:33 AM
how do you dislike posts
September 14, 2026 at 2:33 AM
wh- I was helpful!
I'm watching you -_-
i’m teasing you. I did have faith. that’s why I pushed you.
September 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM