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Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily dad jokes!
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Why did the albino pig have bad breath?

He has no pig mints.

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October 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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I accidentally got locked in the hall of mirrors.

It gave me time to reflect.

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October 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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I bought one of those “smart” light switches, but it was too clever for me.

So I replaced it with a dimmer switch.

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October 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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I just started my new job at a door factory.

I’m still learning the ins and outs.

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September 30, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Archaeologists recently discovered a set of glowing human bones.

They believe they’ve found evidence of Neondrathal Man.

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September 29, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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What do you call a dinosaur who just totaled his car?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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September 28, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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A factory worker died after falling into a vat of coffee.

Paramedics said he didn’t suffer – it was instant.

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September 27, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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My friend quit his job as a reporter and left town by railway.

It was an ex-press train.

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September 26, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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I know an elderly vampire.

He’s quite long in the tooth.

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September 25, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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My friend claims he climbed Mount Everest, but no one believes him.

Personally, I think he made it up.

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September 24, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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I spotted a bird playing chess.

I thought, “Toucan play that game”.

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September 23, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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When I was younger I wanted to be a chiropractor.

But then I found out it was back-breaking work.

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September 22, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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I got a job working shifts as a piece in a 24-hour human chess game.

I’m on knights this week.

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September 21, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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What do you call a reindeer who can write with his left and his right hoof?

Bambidextorous.

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September 20, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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I need training before I start my new job at a restaurant.

I can’t wait.

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September 19, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Why did the elf turn his phone to silent?

He was bored of the rings.

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September 18, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk?

She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

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September 17, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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I’ve almost perfected my mime Elvis act.

Just need a little less conversation.

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September 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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My wife was fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

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September 14, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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I’m addicted to pressing the F1 key on my computer.

I’m trying to get help.

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September 13, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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I just started volunteering to clean litter off the side of the road.

I didn’t get any training, but I’ll pick it up as I go along.

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September 12, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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“You’ve got mail”, said the blacksmith as he delivered the knight’s new armor.

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September 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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I know someone who was going to propose using a helium balloon.

He popped the question.

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September 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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I ordered a lockable box and a speaker online.

They arrived, safe and sound.

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September 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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My local bank is installing an ATM in a tree.

If it’s successful, they might expand to other branches.

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September 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM