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Sam Fletcher
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My LaitueGonflable handle is now older than I was when I created it
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@jezfletcher back at the Woodlands Hotel, making do with the most suitable Suitable Boy substitute he could find.
Jez in his 70s kids TV presenter glasses and a Rory Blank t-shirt pretending he’s a substantial chunk of the way into “Shantaram” by Gregory David Roberts, with a Stoic NZ pilsener in front of him and the Woodlands Hotel behind.
May 22, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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I too like to worship public transport.
The bottom of a bus stop sign in Melbourne that I’m choosing to interpret as “hail, bus” with this mindless guy holding up his hand in fealty to our public transport deity.
May 22, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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Today, I am a god.
Photo of a god-like figure (in the biblical sense, that God made man in his own image so God must be a pudgy greying bloke with no chin) lounging in a brand new dressing gown and holding a brand new personalised coffee cup that my wife gifted me today for no particular reason other than that she worships the ground I walk on.
April 23, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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My kids have been up to 'something' on the computer this afternoon, I don't know what.
A couple of Firefox tabs left open on the computer labelled respectively "donald trump - Google Search" and "Harmony Day 2026"
April 2, 2026 at 7:52 AM
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My wife left her old phone lying around unlocked so the 9yo found it and has spent the morning behaving himself and respecting me.
Series of text messages and emojis from my ‘wife’ calling me a jellyfish, a gorilla, some kind of weird Mighty Boosh-esque shadow face and a bum-like peach.
January 18, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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Definitely not the day for it, but I do love a good shiraz (Boat O’Craigo Black Cameron Shiraz from Yarra Valley)
Holding a glass of rich red shiraz while sitting on the couch in front of the TV
January 9, 2026 at 7:28 AM
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Trouble is I haven’t seen the first Go Hot Food film.
A box of delicious looking hot chips from Chook & Co in Cabarita (22 Cabarita Rd, Ph (02) 9743 2325) that has the words “Hot Food 2 Go” emblazoned across it that I’m deliberately misreading for the joke in the post.
October 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Straight after reading something about John Carpenter’s The Thing, I just noticed for the first time that apparently we’ve had two identical dishwashing liquids open for a while now.
A picture of two identical “earth choice” brand dishwashing liquids sitting next to each other on a kitchen sink, both of which arrrrrrgh GOD NO AAAARGH SOMEBODY HELP ME
July 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Made a ‘stupid’ Connections puzzle for my son.
A hand-written version of the NYT Connections puzzle with options (L-R, top to bottom) TTUTTP, POOP, PTERODACTY, BRHNX, FAECES, MACROBIOLOG, E, HAIRSPRA, J, NZPP, XQKKL, CRAP, PHENOMENO, M, DOODIE, F.
June 19, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Look how they massacred my joke.
A photo of a joke written in a child’s book about ponies with the text “Q: why couldn’t the pony sing?” and the upside-down answer reading “A: Because its voice was a little hoarse!” thereby butchering the actual pun “because it was a little hoarse” (a pony is a little horse). The joke may as well be “why couldn’t the pig sing? Because its voice was a little hoarse” haha get it? Because when your voice is a little hoarse, you can’t sing! Imagine, having a sore throat and trying to sing! Hahahahahaha. I’ll be doing twice-daily standup on the Star Princess all week folks.
June 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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I’m not sure I want to contribute to that second thing, but I’m not the type of person who disobeys signs left randomly on my kitchen floor by sentient toys.
A supine stuffed lion and a stuffed bunny (and slightly off-frame, a stuffed triceratops) sit on a tiled floor next to a paper sign that reads “Donate some money to charity and racism. Put money here” with an arrow pointing to an empty cardboard box.
April 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Picture of me with my #1 beer of GABS25. Details of what that is forthcoming…
April 5, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Today, if you add my order numbers together…
The exact same order receipts from the exact same places in the exact same food court. Today’s order numbers though are respectively 66 and 03.
February 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Ordered from two different places in the food court and hit the order number jackpot.
Two food court receipts of different sizes from different shops, both bearing the order number 69 because I have the maturity of a 13 year old.
February 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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We went to worship Sydney’s queen today
Selfie taken several feet in front of Putricia the corpse flower, whose fronds are teasingly open on the brink of blooming. John the horticulturalist is attending to the base in the background.
January 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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For @nettyf.bsky.social
Two guys in a non-seedy establishment who are definitely not drunk and are probably studying for their pre-med exams or something
January 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen Popeye so this is more from my imagination
A bad drawing of someone with a big nose and squinty eyes holding a pipe in their mouth. With some kind of flea market fedora on their head.
January 16, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Mood in Hong Kong right now. (Taken from the kids’ bedroom in our hotel room) #christmasinHKollis
December 31, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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And I have one more for later; this one’s an import from Brasserie Popihn in France. It just wouldn’t be NYE without me ringing in midnight drinking an imperial stout of some description. #christmasinHKollis
A bottle of Brasserie Popihn Russian Imperial Stout | Café Arabica du Pérou. The label art depicts some kind of sweatshop but with inverted colours.
December 31, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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But of course I teased this earlier so here are the beers I’ve enjoyed so far this evening. #christmasinHKollis
A can of Deadman brewing Dirty Pale Ale. Next to it is a glass half full of the beer, not looking overly cloudy but with a healthy if whispy head of foam. This beer was quite a nice starter; bit of acetyldehyde I detected but not enough to ruin a pleasant drinking pale ale. A can of Black Kite brewing/Patchun sauce Chilli Bean Amber Wheat, next to a glass of it that’s golden amber coloured with a heavy and voluminous beige head. This beer was mostly just weird; it kind of tastes like chilli without any of the heat, and had more of an umami flavour to go with it as well. Ostensibly it’s making a beer inspired by Patchun’s sichuan plum chilli sauce but I don’t really get much plum either. Ultimately fairly drinkable but I would prefer more of the heat from any kind of chilli beer. This is also the beer pictured in my earlier photo watching the fireworks. A can of Yardley Brothers ‘This is not a Pho’ sour ale, next to a glass with half the beer (burnished amber colour) and half the big off-white head. This was alright but really just tasted like the cucumber and lime they’d brewed it with. Lacking the spices they apparently put in there too but also a bit too thin on the malt so it lacked beery character as well. It just tasted like a weirdly contrived seltzer. A bottle of Yardley Brothers x Cloudwater brewing “Who the F%#k is Brett?” Brett-fermented hazy IPA next to a glass, filled with a third of the beer and two thirds white dense head. This is a lovely drop, reaffirming why Yardley Brothers are my big discovery of this trip. Funky brett notes mix with tangy NZ hops to make a beer that packs a flavour punch, feels both earthy and fruity and refreshing, and leaves with a nice almost saisony funk note that’s spicy and grassy.
December 31, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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And we were back in time to watch the ABC livestream of the midnight fireworks in Sydney on YouTube. #christmasinHKollis
My legs extended and crossed on a hotel bed, with a glass of beer in one hand, looking at a TV screen showing the Sydney harbour bridge lit up by vibrant pink fireworks.
December 31, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew. #christmasinHKollis
A building marked as the Tsuen Wan Church of Seventh-Day Adventists, with a sign behind it advertising a Sex Shop called “Take Toys”. Oh and yes there’s a pole obscuring the E in the word “Sex” so my brother’s going to make some terribly amusing comment about it being a Six or Sox Shop or something. Haha Jez, that’s so funny I forgot to loaf. I mean laugh.
December 31, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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Anyway, you’re here on the internet, so you’re clearly after more cat pictures. Have some. #christmasinHKollis
My son patting one of his favourite cats in the cafe, a grey and white shorthair wearing a lavender bib. They are both sitting luxuriously on green cushions on the floor. My daughter patting her favourite cat in the place, a tabby who reminded her of Ned, our neighbour’s very friendly cat back home who visits our place often for pats and possibly food although he never gets given the latter. This particular tabby is, however, wearing a pink tutu which our neighbours back home likely wouldn’t bother with. Feeding time at the zoo. One of the cat cafe staff is providing food into a series of ten bowls in the middle of the floor and a bunch of cats are crowding her to eat. Selfie I took with the same shorthair cat wearing the lavender bow that my son is patting in the first picture.
December 31, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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This badass motherfucker though, he seemed to mean it when his bib said “stay the fuck away” #christmasinHKollis
A large grey cat (I think it’s a Maine Coon cat?) staring menacingly at me as he prowls past. Which would be more menacing as a look if the cafe staff hadn’t dressed him in a bloody raccoon suit.
December 31, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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Some of the cats had these black and red bibs on that meant they were short-tempered and we had to be careful around them (basically: danger!) but this little fella was my favourite in the place. He seemed to take to me and our son more than he did Bec or our daughter. #christmasinHKollis
My son patting a grey striped British shorthair cat wearing a black bib with a red circle with some Chinese characters on it. The cat seems somewhat disinterested in the pat but nor is it displeased.
December 31, 2024 at 2:01 PM