LalaPaulooza
@lalapaulooza.bsky.social
🏳️🌈L.A. Native, finger firmly on the pulse, low tolerance for bullsh*t, dog dad, hairstylist/barber, single, has nice feet. 😂
That would be unacceptable.
September 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
That would be unacceptable.
Happy birthday, you naughty little monster.
September 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Happy birthday, you naughty little monster.
Imma slap that ass!!!😉
September 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Imma slap that ass!!!😉
I’ll slap you for apologizing. We’ve talked about this….😂
September 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I’ll slap you for apologizing. We’ve talked about this….😂
I volunteer as tribute. 👋🏼
September 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I volunteer as tribute. 👋🏼
I might sprain my tongue on that…👅
June 20, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I might sprain my tongue on that…👅
It’s what’s for lunch!
June 20, 2026 at 2:24 PM
It’s what’s for lunch!
How very dare you!!!!😉
June 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
How very dare you!!!!😉
TDE - Tiny Dick Energy
March 15, 2026 at 9:24 PM
TDE - Tiny Dick Energy
That’s why you keep me around. 🥰
March 12, 2026 at 3:39 AM
That’s why you keep me around. 🥰
UCLA!!! Kind of…🤣
March 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
UCLA!!! Kind of…🤣
It’s the extra chromosome…
February 25, 2026 at 12:48 AM
It’s the extra chromosome…