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I'd like to know what the hell those pens hanging off of Ben Arbuckle are fucking good for. Has anyone once seen him use them the last two seasons? Is he grabbing one to draw up a bullshit QB draw on 3rd and 8 or are they specifically there just for decorative purposes?
This fucking guy...
This fucking guy...
September 20, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I'd like to know what the hell those pens hanging off of Ben Arbuckle are fucking good for. Has anyone once seen him use them the last two seasons? Is he grabbing one to draw up a bullshit QB draw on 3rd and 8 or are they specifically there just for decorative purposes?
This fucking guy...
This fucking guy...
Between the Browns and the Sooners I'm starting to believe football might not be for me. I see that there's a 24 hour all-pickleball channel in my sports package 🤔
September 20, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Between the Browns and the Sooners I'm starting to believe football might not be for me. I see that there's a 24 hour all-pickleball channel in my sports package 🤔
Someone is fed up with all the bullshit
September 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Someone is fed up with all the bullshit
"When wins become losses and losses become wins!"
All these years later and I still don't know what tf that even means 😆
#NFLRedZone #WitchingHour
All these years later and I still don't know what tf that even means 😆
#NFLRedZone #WitchingHour
September 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
"When wins become losses and losses become wins!"
All these years later and I still don't know what tf that even means 😆
#NFLRedZone #WitchingHour
All these years later and I still don't know what tf that even means 😆
#NFLRedZone #WitchingHour
Shoot Deshaun Watson into a black hole
Shoot Ryan Day into the sun.
September 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Shoot Deshaun Watson into a black hole
Ryan Day is the Nick Sirianni of college football. No business being regarded as a "championship caliber" coach.
September 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Ryan Day is the Nick Sirianni of college football. No business being regarded as a "championship caliber" coach.
Shoot Ryan Day into the sun.
September 13, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Shoot Ryan Day into the sun.
They're going to storm the field, aren't they... 😭
I hope at halftime Brent Venables grabs Ben Arbuckle by his stupid, dangling, useless neck sharpies and RIPS HIM A NEW ONE.
September 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
They're going to storm the field, aren't they... 😭
I hope at halftime Brent Venables grabs Ben Arbuckle by his stupid, dangling, useless neck sharpies and RIPS HIM A NEW ONE.
September 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I hope at halftime Brent Venables grabs Ben Arbuckle by his stupid, dangling, useless neck sharpies and RIPS HIM A NEW ONE.
Who tf thought it was a good idea to put Ted Cruz on college gameday?!
September 12, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Who tf thought it was a good idea to put Ted Cruz on college gameday?!
I never in a million years would've thought I'd hear Radiohead's Weird Fishes as bump music going to commercial for a Kansas / Missouri college football game.
September 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I never in a million years would've thought I'd hear Radiohead's Weird Fishes as bump music going to commercial for a Kansas / Missouri college football game.
"Official Time Being Kept On The Field" on the SMU FSU scorebug. Is this where we're at now?
September 8, 2026 at 2:00 AM
"Official Time Being Kept On The Field" on the SMU FSU scorebug. Is this where we're at now?
I cringe at the whole "oh honey, bless your heart" idiolect
September 4, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I cringe at the whole "oh honey, bless your heart" idiolect
Well it's 11pm and the wife and kids went to bed, and Tubi is recommending something called "Gas Pump Girls". I'm powerless.
August 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Well it's 11pm and the wife and kids went to bed, and Tubi is recommending something called "Gas Pump Girls". I'm powerless.
I'm not sure a flight of stairs is a good idea in pro wrestling but damn that AEW Dynamite stage looks incredible. In fact, the whole arena looks and sounds fantastic.
August 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I'm not sure a flight of stairs is a good idea in pro wrestling but damn that AEW Dynamite stage looks incredible. In fact, the whole arena looks and sounds fantastic.
Finally got access to WWE PLEs thru YouTube TV so I thought I'd check out SummerSlam: was rewarded with a pole match, a flat IC championship, dubious camera angles to hide whatever's going on hard cam side, and two of the longest main event entrances and stalling staredowns I've ever sat thru.
August 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Finally got access to WWE PLEs thru YouTube TV so I thought I'd check out SummerSlam: was rewarded with a pole match, a flat IC championship, dubious camera angles to hide whatever's going on hard cam side, and two of the longest main event entrances and stalling staredowns I've ever sat thru.
The UFL pulling out of San Antonio and now Birmingham doesn't give me confidence this league knows what its strategy is or if they have the patience to establish a footprint in non-NFL, football-happy communities.
Keeping one in Houston this damn long only supports my concern.
Keeping one in Houston this damn long only supports my concern.
July 30, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The UFL pulling out of San Antonio and now Birmingham doesn't give me confidence this league knows what its strategy is or if they have the patience to establish a footprint in non-NFL, football-happy communities.
Keeping one in Houston this damn long only supports my concern.
Keeping one in Houston this damn long only supports my concern.
"I'M JUST A SMALL TIME BIRD LAWYER" sign spotted in the AEW Dynamite crowd and I damn near spit my drink thru my nose
July 30, 2026 at 1:39 AM
"I'M JUST A SMALL TIME BIRD LAWYER" sign spotted in the AEW Dynamite crowd and I damn near spit my drink thru my nose
I love this post so much. Every day I fantasize about either me or my wife waking the other up saying "IT HAPPENED!"
My husband texted me "IT HAPPENED" but it turned out to be about LeBron going to the 76ers.
I had 2 minutes of beautiful serenity.
I had 2 minutes of beautiful serenity.
July 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I love this post so much. Every day I fantasize about either me or my wife waking the other up saying "IT HAPPENED!"
I walked around hundreds of wrestling fans tonight at SmackDown and I don't think one person recognized or appreciated my damn shirt.
July 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I walked around hundreds of wrestling fans tonight at SmackDown and I don't think one person recognized or appreciated my damn shirt.
"Man, the ring is really filling up with some dumb bitches."
- Thekla, AEW Beach Break 2026
😂
- Thekla, AEW Beach Break 2026
😂
July 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
"Man, the ring is really filling up with some dumb bitches."
- Thekla, AEW Beach Break 2026
😂
- Thekla, AEW Beach Break 2026
😂
Think about this, Trump is 0-3 in the last 30 days by including himself into American sports. Knicks, UFC, USMNT... as always, everything he touches fails.
July 7, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Think about this, Trump is 0-3 in the last 30 days by including himself into American sports. Knicks, UFC, USMNT... as always, everything he touches fails.
The rare case where a remake/reimagining actually surpassed the original.
June 28, 2026 at 9:43 PM
The rare case where a remake/reimagining actually surpassed the original.
Any time I see a Krokus video late night on MTV Metal Mayhem, I remember it took them two full days to thaw out Frankie Carbone for the autopsy.
June 28, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Any time I see a Krokus video late night on MTV Metal Mayhem, I remember it took them two full days to thaw out Frankie Carbone for the autopsy.