LancePants
@lancepants.bsky.social
Voice Actor|Poet|Singer| USAF Veteran (ANG) 🇺🇸🇯🇲 Email: [email protected]
This is how I know the media is so fucking Right Wing/Russian coded.
Ukraine has been striking Russian oil facilities for over a year, trying their best to avoid civilians
And the one moment, people die..IN A WAR...EVERY SINGLE MEDIA OUTLET is on Ukraine's ass.
Like actually fuck off
Ukraine has been striking Russian oil facilities for over a year, trying their best to avoid civilians
And the one moment, people die..IN A WAR...EVERY SINGLE MEDIA OUTLET is on Ukraine's ass.
Like actually fuck off
August 10, 2026 at 7:01 PM
This is how I know the media is so fucking Right Wing/Russian coded.
Ukraine has been striking Russian oil facilities for over a year, trying their best to avoid civilians
And the one moment, people die..IN A WAR...EVERY SINGLE MEDIA OUTLET is on Ukraine's ass.
Like actually fuck off
Ukraine has been striking Russian oil facilities for over a year, trying their best to avoid civilians
And the one moment, people die..IN A WAR...EVERY SINGLE MEDIA OUTLET is on Ukraine's ass.
Like actually fuck off
Hot take: Capitalism has destroyed the value of money
August 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Hot take: Capitalism has destroyed the value of money
One day, I'll figure out how to be true voice actor
August 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
One day, I'll figure out how to be true voice actor
Bluesky might be the place where I become truly unhinged
July 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Bluesky might be the place where I become truly unhinged
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Reposting because of the sony news
July 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Reposting because of the sony news
My very slow feminine transition is coming along smoothly
June 7, 2026 at 5:33 PM
My very slow feminine transition is coming along smoothly
When a 5 minute car repair job takes you 20 minutes and you couldn't even finish the job
May 17, 2026 at 10:51 PM
When a 5 minute car repair job takes you 20 minutes and you couldn't even finish the job
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This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆
April 19, 2026 at 3:17 PM
This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆
Having unresolved anger issues is the worst cause I will go through random bouts of repressed rage for no reason and then have a splitting migraine for the rest of the day
Tis sucks
Tis sucks
April 1, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Having unresolved anger issues is the worst cause I will go through random bouts of repressed rage for no reason and then have a splitting migraine for the rest of the day
Tis sucks
Tis sucks
Trump used a Pearl Harbor "joke" in front of the Japanese prime minister to justify his war with Iran...
a cartoon character is standing in front of a brick wall and says `` dies from cringe ''
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a brick wall and says `` dies from cringe ''
media.tenor.com
March 19, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Trump used a Pearl Harbor "joke" in front of the Japanese prime minister to justify his war with Iran...
When you just paint your nails and suddenly get an itch in your ear
March 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
When you just paint your nails and suddenly get an itch in your ear
Trump strikes me as someone who ragebaits everyone but can't take it
March 10, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Trump strikes me as someone who ragebaits everyone but can't take it
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS IS SO FREAKING USELESS
March 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS IS SO FREAKING USELESS
It takes awhile to realize you have no idea what you're doing
I'm just now realizing that
I'm just now realizing that
March 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
It takes awhile to realize you have no idea what you're doing
I'm just now realizing that
I'm just now realizing that
I can feel my athletic body coming back fuck, getting back into it sucks donkey dick
March 2, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I can feel my athletic body coming back fuck, getting back into it sucks donkey dick
Ah, depression is back.
You know what that means! Repressed rage for no reason!
You know what that means! Repressed rage for no reason!
a black and white drawing of a cat with blood coming out of it
ALT: a black and white drawing of a cat with blood coming out of it
media.tenor.com
February 21, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Ah, depression is back.
You know what that means! Repressed rage for no reason!
You know what that means! Repressed rage for no reason!
"If 2 asexuals have a baby, they'll have a gay son. I don't make the rules" ~ My girlfriend's late night thought
February 6, 2026 at 3:52 AM
"If 2 asexuals have a baby, they'll have a gay son. I don't make the rules" ~ My girlfriend's late night thought
I'm debating if I should even do my taxes since the federal government wants to be a bunch of bitches
January 25, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I'm debating if I should even do my taxes since the federal government wants to be a bunch of bitches
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Do not fall for corpos trying to earn brownie points right now. These people would render you down to a souplike homogenate for a dollar. They are freaks who are staring down the barrel of a dying biosphere in an economic system that's starting break in ways even the normies are starting to notice.
60+ CEOs release letter on "recent challenges" creating "tragic loss."
Call for "immediate deescalation of tensions and for state, local and federal officials to work together to find real solutions."
No mention of ICE.
Signers include Target, UnitedHealth, Cargill, General Mills, MN sport teams
Call for "immediate deescalation of tensions and for state, local and federal officials to work together to find real solutions."
No mention of ICE.
Signers include Target, UnitedHealth, Cargill, General Mills, MN sport teams
January 25, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Do not fall for corpos trying to earn brownie points right now. These people would render you down to a souplike homogenate for a dollar. They are freaks who are staring down the barrel of a dying biosphere in an economic system that's starting break in ways even the normies are starting to notice.
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If ICE ever starts their shit in PA, I'm going to beat their ass.
Yes, this is a threat
Yes, this is a threat
January 25, 2026 at 10:26 AM
If ICE ever starts their shit in PA, I'm going to beat their ass.
Yes, this is a threat
Yes, this is a threat
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Something wicked this way comes…
#projectoneira
#projectoneira
January 24, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Something wicked this way comes…
#projectoneira
#projectoneira