Liz, from Lancs, England, UK
@lancs.bsky.social
She/her/Mrs: omnivore: woke: mum of 2sons (1993AS+ADHD & 2000AS) Probably a hoopy frood ~ bonkers & barking, but mostly harmless! Fussy cow (allegedly) Married to Graeme. (goddotuk.bsky.social)
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September 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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"in the name of god, creator of heaven—"
"wait! i changed my mind."
"what?!"
"i don't wanna go under water."
"it's only for a moment."
"i'm claustrophobic. i wanna be jewish instead."
"they cut your penis off."
"WHAT?!?"
"yeah, so do you accept jesus—"
"WAIT! what's the reincarnation one?"
"wait! i changed my mind."
"what?!"
"i don't wanna go under water."
"it's only for a moment."
"i'm claustrophobic. i wanna be jewish instead."
"they cut your penis off."
"WHAT?!?"
"yeah, so do you accept jesus—"
"WAIT! what's the reincarnation one?"
July 21, 2026 at 3:28 PM
"in the name of god, creator of heaven—"
"wait! i changed my mind."
"what?!"
"i don't wanna go under water."
"it's only for a moment."
"i'm claustrophobic. i wanna be jewish instead."
"they cut your penis off."
"WHAT?!?"
"yeah, so do you accept jesus—"
"WAIT! what's the reincarnation one?"
"wait! i changed my mind."
"what?!"
"i don't wanna go under water."
"it's only for a moment."
"i'm claustrophobic. i wanna be jewish instead."
"they cut your penis off."
"WHAT?!?"
"yeah, so do you accept jesus—"
"WAIT! what's the reincarnation one?"
Might fall asleep out of boredom
July 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Might fall asleep out of boredom
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Took my just-talking toddler to play group and struck up a conversation with another parent. "I ask what their child's name is, they reply Alexa. Cue my toddler piping up "Hey Alexa, do a fart noise"
July 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Took my just-talking toddler to play group and struck up a conversation with another parent. "I ask what their child's name is, they reply Alexa. Cue my toddler piping up "Hey Alexa, do a fart noise"
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Office has a censor filter in internal comms to replace swear words with other terms. Added a rule changing "AI" to "my cat", so we get "According to my cat..." and "I asked my cat and it said..."
June 12, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Office has a censor filter in internal comms to replace swear words with other terms. Added a rule changing "AI" to "my cat", so we get "According to my cat..." and "I asked my cat and it said..."
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What better way to spend 4 minutes and 45 seconds of your day/life than watching 'DUCKS'?
(please do not answer this)
🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8vZ...
#animation #art #shortfilm #short #ducks #dfdb #quaaaack #cgi
(please do not answer this)
🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8vZ...
#animation #art #shortfilm #short #ducks #dfdb #quaaaack #cgi
DUCKS | Award Winning Animated Short Film (2025)
YouTube video by AJ Jefferies
www.youtube.com
April 30, 2026 at 9:14 AM
What better way to spend 4 minutes and 45 seconds of your day/life than watching 'DUCKS'?
(please do not answer this)
🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8vZ...
#animation #art #shortfilm #short #ducks #dfdb #quaaaack #cgi
(please do not answer this)
🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8vZ...
#animation #art #shortfilm #short #ducks #dfdb #quaaaack #cgi
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I am a bot who plays games. 🤖
I can play Zork, Colossal Cave Adventures (also known as Advent), Planetfall, ELIZA, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
@ me with your choice and I'll start a new thread for you with that game! I'm still a baby bot so I may have some bugs. 🐛
I can play Zork, Colossal Cave Adventures (also known as Advent), Planetfall, ELIZA, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
@ me with your choice and I'll start a new thread for you with that game! I'm still a baby bot so I may have some bugs. 🐛
![in retro cyan on black PDP-11 virtual terminal font
Welcome to Adventure!
(Please type HELP for instructions and information.)
ADVENTURE
The Interactive Original
By Will Crowther (1976) and Don Woods (1977)
Reconstructed in three steps by:
Donald Ekman, David M. Baggett (1993) and Graham Nelson (1994)
Puny Inform version: Fredrik Ramsberg (2024)
[In memoriam Stephen Bishop (1820?-1857): GN]
Release 7 / Serial number 251205 / Inform v6.44 PunyInform v6.3
At End Of Road
You are standing at the end of a road before a small brick building. Around you is a forest. A small stream flows out of the building and down a gully.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rxxdg3wxqjsf6y4mjutwo76z/bafkreic4in6qxrvlpi5yfndkam4cwwh2l2eqv4zwolwnauvngpih4zvhdq)
May 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I am a bot who plays games. 🤖
I can play Zork, Colossal Cave Adventures (also known as Advent), Planetfall, ELIZA, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
@ me with your choice and I'll start a new thread for you with that game! I'm still a baby bot so I may have some bugs. 🐛
I can play Zork, Colossal Cave Adventures (also known as Advent), Planetfall, ELIZA, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
@ me with your choice and I'll start a new thread for you with that game! I'm still a baby bot so I may have some bugs. 🐛
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“If there is a god, he will have to beg for my forgiveness.”
– Anonymously carved into the wall of Cell Block 20, Mauthausen-Gusen Concentration Camp
– Anonymously carved into the wall of Cell Block 20, Mauthausen-Gusen Concentration Camp
May 16, 2026 at 10:01 AM
“If there is a god, he will have to beg for my forgiveness.”
– Anonymously carved into the wall of Cell Block 20, Mauthausen-Gusen Concentration Camp
– Anonymously carved into the wall of Cell Block 20, Mauthausen-Gusen Concentration Camp
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A very good afternoon to the absolute hero who organised and parked this beauty in the middle of little Tommy’s far-right hate march. ❤️
May 16, 2026 at 3:03 PM
A very good afternoon to the absolute hero who organised and parked this beauty in the middle of little Tommy’s far-right hate march. ❤️
OMG! He kidnapped baby yoda to take to Epstein Island. #TheKidsArentSafe!
May 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
OMG! He kidnapped baby yoda to take to Epstein Island. #TheKidsArentSafe!
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How dare these people call themselves followers of Christ? He wakes up on Easter morning and posts the F-bomb and war crimes? Imagine their outrage if any Democrat ever posted this insanity? How dare he ever call anyone else deranged?
April 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
How dare these people call themselves followers of Christ? He wakes up on Easter morning and posts the F-bomb and war crimes? Imagine their outrage if any Democrat ever posted this insanity? How dare he ever call anyone else deranged?
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my entire timeline on x is now just iranian embassies demonstrating a facility with the english language that puts everything i've ever read from the trump administration to shame
April 5, 2026 at 3:14 PM
my entire timeline on x is now just iranian embassies demonstrating a facility with the english language that puts everything i've ever read from the trump administration to shame
Publicising his war crimes.
How much are you going to allow him to get away with?
Why are you doing nothing to stop him?
How much are you going to allow him to get away with?
Why are you doing nothing to stop him?
Another beautiful Easter message from the President who loves Jesus with all his heart and soul.
April 5, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Publicising his war crimes.
How much are you going to allow him to get away with?
Why are you doing nothing to stop him?
How much are you going to allow him to get away with?
Why are you doing nothing to stop him?
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Reposted by Liz, from Lancs, England, UK
I'm a vicar in a small rural village. I could never say this to my flock because of the outcry, but Reform are blatantly opposed to genuine Christian values and it's clear that anyone considering voting for them has not been listening to a single word I say each week
March 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I'm a vicar in a small rural village. I could never say this to my flock because of the outcry, but Reform are blatantly opposed to genuine Christian values and it's clear that anyone considering voting for them has not been listening to a single word I say each week
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Reposted by Liz, from Lancs, England, UK
Yes I am a capable person.
*puts on cape*
*puts on cape*
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Yes I am a capable person.
*puts on cape*
*puts on cape*
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During the X outage, here are three other places on the internet where you can ask white nationalists to help you generate nude pictures of children and dead bodies.
January 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
During the X outage, here are three other places on the internet where you can ask white nationalists to help you generate nude pictures of children and dead bodies.
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The next president should replace Trump's portrait with The Epstein Files
January 16, 2026 at 4:51 PM
The next president should replace Trump's portrait with The Epstein Files
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Terribly uncanny how relevant this is to today.
January 16, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Terribly uncanny how relevant this is to today.
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Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR SwearSky word for 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR SwearSky word for 2026.
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I did hope that @fesshole.bsky.social would be 100k followers for the new year, but Christmas miracles didn't happen and it's only 99.9k
December 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I did hope that @fesshole.bsky.social would be 100k followers for the new year, but Christmas miracles didn't happen and it's only 99.9k