Lapis O. Aetharia
@lapis-a.bsky.social
A dumbass that steals your memes and sees the world with a lack of whimsy.
P.S. I see this a lot in posts, so here.
Age: 23.
P.S. I see this a lot in posts, so here.
Age: 23.
Pinned
I should probably make this clear before I get a collection of followers that all hate eachother.
If you follow me. There is one. ONE. Fucking. Rule.
Do not fight/argue in my comment sections.
Quote from James T. Kirk: "keep your bigotry in your quarters, there's no room for it on the bridge."
If you follow me. There is one. ONE. Fucking. Rule.
Do not fight/argue in my comment sections.
Quote from James T. Kirk: "keep your bigotry in your quarters, there's no room for it on the bridge."
Idiocracy.
It's comedy... but I've chosen to relabel it as "realistic horror".
Because... dear god.
It's comedy... but I've chosen to relabel it as "realistic horror".
Because... dear god.
Name a horror film that's actually scary.
September 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Idiocracy.
It's comedy... but I've chosen to relabel it as "realistic horror".
Because... dear god.
It's comedy... but I've chosen to relabel it as "realistic horror".
Because... dear god.
Rants with Lapis:
The Game Theory channels were better before MP sold them to a company. You can tell his input for the scripts is completely ignored, if it's there at all.
All of the new theories are made with cherry-picked evidence, and most of them are wrong.
Continuing in comments.
The Game Theory channels were better before MP sold them to a company. You can tell his input for the scripts is completely ignored, if it's there at all.
All of the new theories are made with cherry-picked evidence, and most of them are wrong.
Continuing in comments.
September 8, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Rants with Lapis:
The Game Theory channels were better before MP sold them to a company. You can tell his input for the scripts is completely ignored, if it's there at all.
All of the new theories are made with cherry-picked evidence, and most of them are wrong.
Continuing in comments.
The Game Theory channels were better before MP sold them to a company. You can tell his input for the scripts is completely ignored, if it's there at all.
All of the new theories are made with cherry-picked evidence, and most of them are wrong.
Continuing in comments.
Dnd campaign idea: at the end of the campaign, if you want to continue after everything... have all of your players make perception checks. The ones that succeed, pull them aside and reveal to them....
They were never the good guys.
They were never the good guys.
September 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Dnd campaign idea: at the end of the campaign, if you want to continue after everything... have all of your players make perception checks. The ones that succeed, pull them aside and reveal to them....
They were never the good guys.
They were never the good guys.
Curse idea (from someone else):
Make someone immortal.
But
Every day will be SLIGHTLY worse than the last, and when they finally realize what the curse is, they will understand that the next day will still be worse than the day before.
And there will be nothing they can do to stop it.
Make someone immortal.
But
Every day will be SLIGHTLY worse than the last, and when they finally realize what the curse is, they will understand that the next day will still be worse than the day before.
And there will be nothing they can do to stop it.
September 6, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Curse idea (from someone else):
Make someone immortal.
But
Every day will be SLIGHTLY worse than the last, and when they finally realize what the curse is, they will understand that the next day will still be worse than the day before.
And there will be nothing they can do to stop it.
Make someone immortal.
But
Every day will be SLIGHTLY worse than the last, and when they finally realize what the curse is, they will understand that the next day will still be worse than the day before.
And there will be nothing they can do to stop it.
I should probably make this clear before I get a collection of followers that all hate eachother.
If you follow me. There is one. ONE. Fucking. Rule.
Do not fight/argue in my comment sections.
Quote from James T. Kirk: "keep your bigotry in your quarters, there's no room for it on the bridge."
If you follow me. There is one. ONE. Fucking. Rule.
Do not fight/argue in my comment sections.
Quote from James T. Kirk: "keep your bigotry in your quarters, there's no room for it on the bridge."
September 6, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I should probably make this clear before I get a collection of followers that all hate eachother.
If you follow me. There is one. ONE. Fucking. Rule.
Do not fight/argue in my comment sections.
Quote from James T. Kirk: "keep your bigotry in your quarters, there's no room for it on the bridge."
If you follow me. There is one. ONE. Fucking. Rule.
Do not fight/argue in my comment sections.
Quote from James T. Kirk: "keep your bigotry in your quarters, there's no room for it on the bridge."
September 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Transformers G1 Starscream.
If I was Megatron, I would've scrapped his ass for parts the moment I regained consciousness on earth.
If I was Megatron, I would've scrapped his ass for parts the moment I regained consciousness on earth.
Name a character you can't stand.
September 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Transformers G1 Starscream.
If I was Megatron, I would've scrapped his ass for parts the moment I regained consciousness on earth.
If I was Megatron, I would've scrapped his ass for parts the moment I regained consciousness on earth.
The type of character that's seen as a loser, past their prime, but sacrifices themself to save everyone else because they see a better future for those they care about, regardless of what happens to the character themself.
August 29, 2026 at 11:38 PM
The type of character that's seen as a loser, past their prime, but sacrifices themself to save everyone else because they see a better future for those they care about, regardless of what happens to the character themself.
Ah yes, the vegan-friendly product of gelatin, made by boiling various animal parts to release the substances needed to make gelatin. Perfect for any vegan looking to remove all forms of animal from their diets.
August 18, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Ah yes, the vegan-friendly product of gelatin, made by boiling various animal parts to release the substances needed to make gelatin. Perfect for any vegan looking to remove all forms of animal from their diets.
Subnautica (1, BZ, and 2)
Elder Scrolls (the series with skyrim in it)
Fallout (I've played the 2-dimensional one, but I'm not counting it)
Darksouls
Elder Scrolls (the series with skyrim in it)
Fallout (I've played the 2-dimensional one, but I'm not counting it)
Darksouls
Name a videogame you never played, but you love the story/lore.
August 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Subnautica (1, BZ, and 2)
Elder Scrolls (the series with skyrim in it)
Fallout (I've played the 2-dimensional one, but I'm not counting it)
Darksouls
Elder Scrolls (the series with skyrim in it)
Fallout (I've played the 2-dimensional one, but I'm not counting it)
Darksouls
Star Trek TOS
Star Trek TNG
Mythbusters
Star Trek TNG
Mythbusters
Name a tv show you can't quit binging/comfort binge.
August 16, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Star Trek TOS
Star Trek TNG
Mythbusters
Star Trek TNG
Mythbusters
"HOLY SCHNIKEES!"
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
"Spank you, Helpy Helperton"
"Comin' out of retirement, BEEF SUPREME!"
"You must cut down the mightiest tree, WIIIIITH... A HERRING!"
"it's seasoning, sir.. for chicken."
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
"Spank you, Helpy Helperton"
"Comin' out of retirement, BEEF SUPREME!"
"You must cut down the mightiest tree, WIIIIITH... A HERRING!"
"it's seasoning, sir.. for chicken."
*laughing* you think that’s a schwinn…
August 14, 2026 at 10:01 PM
"HOLY SCHNIKEES!"
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
"Spank you, Helpy Helperton"
"Comin' out of retirement, BEEF SUPREME!"
"You must cut down the mightiest tree, WIIIIITH... A HERRING!"
"it's seasoning, sir.. for chicken."
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
"Spank you, Helpy Helperton"
"Comin' out of retirement, BEEF SUPREME!"
"You must cut down the mightiest tree, WIIIIITH... A HERRING!"
"it's seasoning, sir.. for chicken."
Dark Helmet.
"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb"
"FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!"
President Skroob
"You gotta help me! I can't make decisions, I'm a president!"
"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb"
"FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!"
President Skroob
"You gotta help me! I can't make decisions, I'm a president!"
Name a villain who was actually right.
August 2, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Dark Helmet.
"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb"
"FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!"
President Skroob
"You gotta help me! I can't make decisions, I'm a president!"
"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb"
"FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!"
President Skroob
"You gotta help me! I can't make decisions, I'm a president!"
Night shift security officer aboard Voyager...
We still ain't found shit.
We'll keep looking though, on the good news: the shit is not on any desert worlds we've passed by. Can't say the same for any desert worlds we'll come across though.
We'll scrub the ocean planets after this, we'll find it.
We still ain't found shit.
We'll keep looking though, on the good news: the shit is not on any desert worlds we've passed by. Can't say the same for any desert worlds we'll come across though.
We'll scrub the ocean planets after this, we'll find it.
Enjoy your-- oh, right. Sorry, #StarTrek friends, it's Monday again.
(1) Even though his Trek characters were rather villains, it's always nice to see Robert Foxworth - the precursor Data, Questor.
(2) Russ will never escape this one, won't he?
#StarTrekEnterprise #StarTrekVoyager #StarTrekMemes
(1) Even though his Trek characters were rather villains, it's always nice to see Robert Foxworth - the precursor Data, Questor.
(2) Russ will never escape this one, won't he?
#StarTrekEnterprise #StarTrekVoyager #StarTrekMemes
July 29, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Night shift security officer aboard Voyager...
We still ain't found shit.
We'll keep looking though, on the good news: the shit is not on any desert worlds we've passed by. Can't say the same for any desert worlds we'll come across though.
We'll scrub the ocean planets after this, we'll find it.
We still ain't found shit.
We'll keep looking though, on the good news: the shit is not on any desert worlds we've passed by. Can't say the same for any desert worlds we'll come across though.
We'll scrub the ocean planets after this, we'll find it.
Best I can give you:
A frown on my face
Hatred in my cold, dead heart
And unyielding rage within my eternally damned soul.
Why yes, I do work night shift on weekends, how did you know?
A frown on my face
Hatred in my cold, dead heart
And unyielding rage within my eternally damned soul.
Why yes, I do work night shift on weekends, how did you know?
July 25, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Best I can give you:
A frown on my face
Hatred in my cold, dead heart
And unyielding rage within my eternally damned soul.
Why yes, I do work night shift on weekends, how did you know?
A frown on my face
Hatred in my cold, dead heart
And unyielding rage within my eternally damned soul.
Why yes, I do work night shift on weekends, how did you know?
D/m/y
26/07/2003
The day I was brought forth from the eternal abyss.
26/07/2003
The day I was brought forth from the eternal abyss.
July 25, 2026 at 9:28 PM
D/m/y
26/07/2003
The day I was brought forth from the eternal abyss.
26/07/2003
The day I was brought forth from the eternal abyss.
"You gotta help me, I can't make decisions, I'M THE PRESIDENT!"
"Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I speak with a british accent"
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"Elementary, my dear Watson" (Basil Rathbone)
I love all those movies, even though I'm from '03
"Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I speak with a british accent"
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"Elementary, my dear Watson" (Basil Rathbone)
I love all those movies, even though I'm from '03
Date yourself with an old film reference.
July 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM
"You gotta help me, I can't make decisions, I'M THE PRESIDENT!"
"Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I speak with a british accent"
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"Elementary, my dear Watson" (Basil Rathbone)
I love all those movies, even though I'm from '03
"Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I speak with a british accent"
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"Elementary, my dear Watson" (Basil Rathbone)
I love all those movies, even though I'm from '03
Okay, what the fuck is Pluto classified as? A moon? A planet?
I'm going for this:
It's a planetoid or micro-planet. Who's dumbass idea was it to say Pluto was a fuckin' moon? Having Pluto be a moon implies THE FUCKING SUN IS A PLANET. IT'S NOT, IT'S A FUCKING STAR.
I'm going for this:
It's a planetoid or micro-planet. Who's dumbass idea was it to say Pluto was a fuckin' moon? Having Pluto be a moon implies THE FUCKING SUN IS A PLANET. IT'S NOT, IT'S A FUCKING STAR.
June 28, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Okay, what the fuck is Pluto classified as? A moon? A planet?
I'm going for this:
It's a planetoid or micro-planet. Who's dumbass idea was it to say Pluto was a fuckin' moon? Having Pluto be a moon implies THE FUCKING SUN IS A PLANET. IT'S NOT, IT'S A FUCKING STAR.
I'm going for this:
It's a planetoid or micro-planet. Who's dumbass idea was it to say Pluto was a fuckin' moon? Having Pluto be a moon implies THE FUCKING SUN IS A PLANET. IT'S NOT, IT'S A FUCKING STAR.
A discord status:
Your life, no matter what it is... goes in the square hole.
Your life, no matter what it is... goes in the square hole.
June 22, 2026 at 3:09 AM
A discord status:
Your life, no matter what it is... goes in the square hole.
Your life, no matter what it is... goes in the square hole.
Am I the only one who's realized the lego batman movie isn't about batman or legos? It's about a couple having relationship problems. Think about it, the plot boils down to: a crumbling relationship between two lovers, and it's only fixed when the brooding one admits their feelings.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
June 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Am I the only one who's realized the lego batman movie isn't about batman or legos? It's about a couple having relationship problems. Think about it, the plot boils down to: a crumbling relationship between two lovers, and it's only fixed when the brooding one admits their feelings.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
Any drink? That could apply to anything that has a liquid form.
I will choose magma.
It could be a drink, but it will be the last thing you drink.
I will choose magma.
It could be a drink, but it will be the last thing you drink.
Without saying coffee, name a drink.
June 15, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Any drink? That could apply to anything that has a liquid form.
I will choose magma.
It could be a drink, but it will be the last thing you drink.
I will choose magma.
It could be a drink, but it will be the last thing you drink.
I understand that a lot of people suffer from ED, but I am not one of them. Please stop giving me ads for ED treatments.
This has been random rants with Lapis.
This has been random rants with Lapis.
June 15, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I understand that a lot of people suffer from ED, but I am not one of them. Please stop giving me ads for ED treatments.
This has been random rants with Lapis.
This has been random rants with Lapis.
Quote with the thing, you get the idea.
1: Spaceballs
2: Tron (the first one)
3: Robin Hood: Men In Tights
4: Monty Python And The Holy Grail
5: Tommy Boy
I have more, but they're all tv shows
1: Spaceballs
2: Tron (the first one)
3: Robin Hood: Men In Tights
4: Monty Python And The Holy Grail
5: Tommy Boy
I have more, but they're all tv shows
Quote with 5 movies to get to know you
1. Princess Mononoke
2. John Wick: Chapter 2
3. Amadeus
4. Spaceballs
5. The Empire Strikes Back
1. Princess Mononoke
2. John Wick: Chapter 2
3. Amadeus
4. Spaceballs
5. The Empire Strikes Back
Quote with 5 movies to get to know you
1. Matrix
2. Tron Legacy
3. Nacho Libre
4. School of Rock
5. Oh Brother Where Art Thou
1. Matrix
2. Tron Legacy
3. Nacho Libre
4. School of Rock
5. Oh Brother Where Art Thou
June 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Quote with the thing, you get the idea.
1: Spaceballs
2: Tron (the first one)
3: Robin Hood: Men In Tights
4: Monty Python And The Holy Grail
5: Tommy Boy
I have more, but they're all tv shows
1: Spaceballs
2: Tron (the first one)
3: Robin Hood: Men In Tights
4: Monty Python And The Holy Grail
5: Tommy Boy
I have more, but they're all tv shows
Ten million, AND I get to live in the last movie I watched? If the "but" includes tv shows, then I'm screwed with Star Trek Voyager. If not, let me go watch Spaceballs really quick.
What would be YOUR movie?
Not a big movie person (hello, ADHD). And I honestly can't remember the last movie I saw in a theater (it was pre-COVID & apparently not memorable). But the last TV movie I watched was SpaceBalls...so I could be ok with that if it meant I could give Barf some scritches. 🤷♀️
Not a big movie person (hello, ADHD). And I honestly can't remember the last movie I saw in a theater (it was pre-COVID & apparently not memorable). But the last TV movie I watched was SpaceBalls...so I could be ok with that if it meant I could give Barf some scritches. 🤷♀️
June 14, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Ten million, AND I get to live in the last movie I watched? If the "but" includes tv shows, then I'm screwed with Star Trek Voyager. If not, let me go watch Spaceballs really quick.
Transformers G1
Transformers Prime
Transformers RIB
Code MENT (Code Geass abridged, origin of the soup store meme)
Monty Python (all animated scenes)
Robotech (or Macross)
Might add more later
Transformers Prime
Transformers RIB
Code MENT (Code Geass abridged, origin of the soup store meme)
Monty Python (all animated scenes)
Robotech (or Macross)
Might add more later
Name your fav non-Disney cartoon.
June 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Transformers G1
Transformers Prime
Transformers RIB
Code MENT (Code Geass abridged, origin of the soup store meme)
Monty Python (all animated scenes)
Robotech (or Macross)
Might add more later
Transformers Prime
Transformers RIB
Code MENT (Code Geass abridged, origin of the soup store meme)
Monty Python (all animated scenes)
Robotech (or Macross)
Might add more later