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Larry Wake
@larrywake.bsky.social
Technical marketing / writing / editing, and whatnot. Low-key umbraphile. Reposts == quantum tunnels

https://larrywake.com/
"This may seem an inopportune moment to ask, Dean Wormer, but..."
September 16, 2026 at 6:19 PM
A woman once wrote a letter to the SJ Merc's traffic column (RIP Gary Richards), complaining about people who turned on their turn signal even though, duh, they were *obviously in the left-turn pocket*.

Sadly, she didn't include any computations on therbligs wasted or whatnot.
August 20, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Tim United.
July 29, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Can we hate Brexit and still vote for him?
July 24, 2026 at 3:42 AM
S. Harris had an occasional strip in the National Lampoon where the president was just a regular guy with a desk job, coming home and asking his wife to set an extra plate because the King of Mumblefutz was coming over for dinner. I think about that a lot as what we should be aiming for.
July 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
June 13, 2026 at 5:04 AM
The Sniffles
May 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Rather than bother the OP, I always try to do my own research when confronted with a new term.
April 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Is there some reason why the Daily Mail is suddenly somehow believable?
April 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
The only point of the story apparently being "Mike, look what I did to preserve your majority. You're welcome!"
March 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM
"Foghat, Lawgiver?"
March 3, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Yes! The name promises a magical, transformative experience, and you’re handed a … sugar cookie. I’ve made my feelings known about this.
February 1, 2026 at 4:16 PM
"I'll tell you why: because I'm a *dancer*."
January 26, 2026 at 5:09 AM
1. "FPO - replace with picture of Colin Farrell"

2. Maybe if they hadn't gutted the Smithsonian, someone would clue them in about Greenland and penguins?
January 24, 2026 at 6:31 PM
January 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Maybe Roger Moore? Jack Kelly?
January 14, 2026 at 3:47 AM
A respectable Republican type face.
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Bunny Lake is Missing, Charlie Brown
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Gene Parmesan!
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"I wouldn't worry about it. Boston isn't a big college town."
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Huh. Interesting timing. Is there any reason Trump might want there to be a precedent for putting a name on a WH complex building's exterior? Feels like there was something in the news lately.
November 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The Parallax View (1974)
November 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
October 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Department of Firewater couldn’t even get their profile right.
October 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM