John Lascurettes
lascurettes.bsky.social
John Lascurettes
@lascurettes.bsky.social
If you are MAGA, I consider you racist, fascist, and sociopathic – or too dumb to recognize it.
@hbo.bsky.social what is going on with your app on Apple TV lately? The audio is trash and you no longer track or sync up on Apple’s “Continue Watching” queue.
July 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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I think the problem with the Rock is that the Rock still thinks he’s really cool while John Cena realized that he’s a ridiculous human being and did interesting things with that and Batista realized he was a ridiculous human being and decided to become Daniel Day Louis
July 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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@hcrichardson.bsky.social turned decades of studying democracy into a nightly act of devotion, writing alone past midnight, no sponsors, no noise, just truth and care.

She’s given millions a place to breathe, to understand, to feel less alone. Grateful for her light in the dark.

TYSM HCR!

#Pinks
July 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
@gruber.foo re. OAK vs SFO: in many ways, OAK is more convenient to visiting San Francisco than SFO. SFO is technically SF owned property but it’s pragmatically more than 20 miles from the heart of the city.

PS: no BA-born would ever say “Frisco”. San Fran? Sometimes. Most say “the city”.
April 30, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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Sigh, Joe. Here we go again. 1+1 still equals 2. See you tomorrow so we can go over it again. 😮‍💨
January 14, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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Here’s what you need to know about UFC White House: it’s two events, not one, and nothing about it is politically neutral.

READ: open.substack.com/pub/lthomas/...
September 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
iOS 26: what is this little gray “A” doing on my space bar in messages?
September 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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In a world gone mad, take a break and wallow in this delicious joy.🤣
Mark Zuckerberg’s Neighbors Hate Him Even More Than You Do
As the saying goes, presence makes the heart grow harder.
open.substack.com
September 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
@wkamaubell.bsky.social thank you for introducing me to Frank Thomas. I had your interview with him sitting unread in my RSS feed for a while and finally listened while folding some laundry. I immediately subscribed to his LTGP podcast so I can listen to him while out doing my deliveries.
August 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Pretty amazing to be in the room as Bicycle Advisory Committee is crafting a resolution right before our eyes. I've never seen them do this before. They usually just write letters. The resolution will be handed to Councilors Green & Koyama Lane for edits & then to City Council soon.
August 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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"I'm very concerned and enraged that I'm a neighbor, I'm on the Bicycle Advisory Committee, I read the District 4 coalition newsletter, I am an active member of this community - and I heard about this three days before they were going to remove it!" - Emi Day, BAC member
August 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Et tu, Apple?
February 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Alice in Borderland would like Squid Game to hold its beer.
January 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM