LaserSharkDFB
@lasersharkdfb.bsky.social
Cat dad, hobby writer, Democrat, atheist, video game enthusiast. Used to think people could be better than they are. Not so sure anymore.
It's a small dingleberry in a huge shit bucket, but Trump's insistence that AI is now "officially" renamed SI is just so goddamn stupid. That's not how any of this works, you absolute buffoon.
September 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
It's a small dingleberry in a huge shit bucket, but Trump's insistence that AI is now "officially" renamed SI is just so goddamn stupid. That's not how any of this works, you absolute buffoon.
Goddammit. First Dolly, now Tim, and we still don't even have a positive on the fucking turtle! This sucks.
August 26, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Goddammit. First Dolly, now Tim, and we still don't even have a positive on the fucking turtle! This sucks.
Okay, yeah, that's pretty good.
I don't particularly care for the Meidas Touch guys (just a style thing, no real complaints), but this chyron is just 😙👌
August 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Okay, yeah, that's pretty good.
But the Southern Strategy is fake, guys!
July 23, 2026 at 7:33 PM
But the Southern Strategy is fake, guys!
I don't buy it. Unless and until we get a statement from some official account in some actionable way if they're lying, dude's dead. If he's sitting up, he can handle a 5-minute meeting with one journalist with a cameraman. A Zoom meeting. Something.
🚨 New from McCONNELL: "I took a fall which landed me in the hospital."
“My doctors have confirmed that I didn’t break any bones or suffer a concussion. I didn’t have a heart attack or a stroke. I don’t have any tumors or hemorrhages. But I was briefly unconscious and was taken to the hospital."
“My doctors have confirmed that I didn’t break any bones or suffer a concussion. I didn’t have a heart attack or a stroke. I don’t have any tumors or hemorrhages. But I was briefly unconscious and was taken to the hospital."
July 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I don't buy it. Unless and until we get a statement from some official account in some actionable way if they're lying, dude's dead. If he's sitting up, he can handle a 5-minute meeting with one journalist with a cameraman. A Zoom meeting. Something.
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SSDs took this away from us 😭
Defragging was cool.
Defragmenting Drive C Process
ALT: Defragmenting Drive C Process
static.klipy.com
June 9, 2026 at 11:50 AM
SSDs took this away from us 😭
I feel like if a politician says something like "I'm not aware of [thing that has been well reported for several days]." the reporter should be legally required to follow up with "Why not? Are you stupid?"
May 19, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I feel like if a politician says something like "I'm not aware of [thing that has been well reported for several days]." the reporter should be legally required to follow up with "Why not? Are you stupid?"
So...
- There have been two apparent assassination attempts on Trump in the past, at least one of which was highly dubious.
- Trump goes to the WHcD, which he has never done before.
- There is an apparent shooter.
- Everyone immediately uses that as an excuse for a new ballroom.
Hmmmm.
- There have been two apparent assassination attempts on Trump in the past, at least one of which was highly dubious.
- Trump goes to the WHcD, which he has never done before.
- There is an apparent shooter.
- Everyone immediately uses that as an excuse for a new ballroom.
Hmmmm.
April 26, 2026 at 2:21 PM
So...
- There have been two apparent assassination attempts on Trump in the past, at least one of which was highly dubious.
- Trump goes to the WHcD, which he has never done before.
- There is an apparent shooter.
- Everyone immediately uses that as an excuse for a new ballroom.
Hmmmm.
- There have been two apparent assassination attempts on Trump in the past, at least one of which was highly dubious.
- Trump goes to the WHcD, which he has never done before.
- There is an apparent shooter.
- Everyone immediately uses that as an excuse for a new ballroom.
Hmmmm.
There is an AWFULLY high concentration of child sex abusers in the Jan 6 crowd. It was, what, about a thousand people? And we just keep hearing things like this. It's ridiculous.
Disgusting.
This is why mass pardoning people for politics is never a good idea.
This is why mass pardoning people for politics is never a good idea.
April 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
There is an AWFULLY high concentration of child sex abusers in the Jan 6 crowd. It was, what, about a thousand people? And we just keep hearing things like this. It's ridiculous.
Just in case anybody isn't clear on this...
If the president threatens to destroy an entire civilization, it's a war. Even if he doesn't follow through with it, it's still a war, not a 'military excursion'. And he knows it's a war. He cannot be allowed to get away with this.
If the president threatens to destroy an entire civilization, it's a war. Even if he doesn't follow through with it, it's still a war, not a 'military excursion'. And he knows it's a war. He cannot be allowed to get away with this.
April 7, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Just in case anybody isn't clear on this...
If the president threatens to destroy an entire civilization, it's a war. Even if he doesn't follow through with it, it's still a war, not a 'military excursion'. And he knows it's a war. He cannot be allowed to get away with this.
If the president threatens to destroy an entire civilization, it's a war. Even if he doesn't follow through with it, it's still a war, not a 'military excursion'. And he knows it's a war. He cannot be allowed to get away with this.
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When they say Somalian, they mean black.
When they say Haitian, they mean black.
They've learned that they can't go full racist anymore, so they're changing the language and targeting smaller groups.
Don't be fooled by the educated Klansman.
When they say Haitian, they mean black.
They've learned that they can't go full racist anymore, so they're changing the language and targeting smaller groups.
Don't be fooled by the educated Klansman.
January 31, 2026 at 1:21 AM
When they say Somalian, they mean black.
When they say Haitian, they mean black.
They've learned that they can't go full racist anymore, so they're changing the language and targeting smaller groups.
Don't be fooled by the educated Klansman.
When they say Haitian, they mean black.
They've learned that they can't go full racist anymore, so they're changing the language and targeting smaller groups.
Don't be fooled by the educated Klansman.
His standard "Thank you for your attention to this matter!" is so funny to me. It's incredibly out of place for the President to be using that phrase, like he's a middle manager shoving work at a subordinate. What a joke.
3,000 protesters have reportedly been killed since Trump posted this message 11 days ago.
January 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
His standard "Thank you for your attention to this matter!" is so funny to me. It's incredibly out of place for the President to be using that phrase, like he's a middle manager shoving work at a subordinate. What a joke.
I dunno, man. Every day I seem to feel just a little bit more radicalized.
December 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I dunno, man. Every day I seem to feel just a little bit more radicalized.
We figured before the files were released that any significant redactions would be safely assumed to pertain to Trump. He's all over those files, and now everyone knows it.
December 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We figured before the files were released that any significant redactions would be safely assumed to pertain to Trump. He's all over those files, and now everyone knows it.
One good thing about all this is that right wing pundits have to at least pretend to be really, *really* stupid to have not noticed everything the left has been pointing out for a decade.
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
One good thing about all this is that right wing pundits have to at least pretend to be really, *really* stupid to have not noticed everything the left has been pointing out for a decade.
I predict one of two things will happen. Maybe both.
1) They're going to hit something load-bearing, or possibly start a fire. Either way, the whole building gets destroyed, a fitting chapter in the Trump presidency.
2) Those workers do not get paid.
1) They're going to hit something load-bearing, or possibly start a fire. Either way, the whole building gets destroyed, a fitting chapter in the Trump presidency.
2) Those workers do not get paid.
NEW: Holy shit. Trump is tearing down part of the White House. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I predict one of two things will happen. Maybe both.
1) They're going to hit something load-bearing, or possibly start a fire. Either way, the whole building gets destroyed, a fitting chapter in the Trump presidency.
2) Those workers do not get paid.
1) They're going to hit something load-bearing, or possibly start a fire. Either way, the whole building gets destroyed, a fitting chapter in the Trump presidency.
2) Those workers do not get paid.
I'm sorry, but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Nothing says “America First” like letting another country put an Air Force base in Idaho
October 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I'm sorry, but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Again, it is absolutely insane how laser-focused Republicans are on ruining this one guy's life.
NEW
Immigration judge denies Kilmar Abrego García’s request to reopen case
The judge, who works for DOJ, found “insufficient evidence” that the Trump administration would send Abrego to Uganda.
DHS had said “He will be processed for removal to Uganda.”
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Immigration judge denies Kilmar Abrego García’s request to reopen case
The judge, who works for DOJ, found “insufficient evidence” that the Trump administration would send Abrego to Uganda.
DHS had said “He will be processed for removal to Uganda.”
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Immigration judge denies Kilmar Abrego García’s request to reopen case
The judge found “insufficient evidence” to show that the Trump administration would send Abrego to Uganda, according to a copy of the decision reviewed by The Washington Post.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Again, it is absolutely insane how laser-focused Republicans are on ruining this one guy's life.
If there's one shining light in the Trump presidency, it's that all his speeches will be transcribed, and people will be laughing at them for generations to come.
September 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If there's one shining light in the Trump presidency, it's that all his speeches will be transcribed, and people will be laughing at them for generations to come.
Thank you for playing the Earth 5.0 open beta! Unfortunately, the servers have suffered a fatal corruption event and will be shut down. No player progress will be carried over to the 5.1 patch.
We at Rapture Games apologize for this issue. Please feel free to submit your ideas for game improvement!
We at Rapture Games apologize for this issue. Please feel free to submit your ideas for game improvement!
September 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Thank you for playing the Earth 5.0 open beta! Unfortunately, the servers have suffered a fatal corruption event and will be shut down. No player progress will be carried over to the 5.1 patch.
We at Rapture Games apologize for this issue. Please feel free to submit your ideas for game improvement!
We at Rapture Games apologize for this issue. Please feel free to submit your ideas for game improvement!
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I’ve shared this before, but it feels important to reshare today:
September 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I’ve shared this before, but it feels important to reshare today:
It is absolutely fucking nuts how Trump is just going down the authoritarian playlist and checking every box, and millions of people are cheering him on as it happens. America is dead.
September 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It is absolutely fucking nuts how Trump is just going down the authoritarian playlist and checking every box, and millions of people are cheering him on as it happens. America is dead.
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Interesting aesthetic on this one. Might give it a try.
THE WORLD IS A SUNLESS VOID. THE LIGHT IS FADING. YOUR SENSES BETRAY YOU.
Eclipsium is OUT NOW on Steam.
Dive in. You will find no comfort here.
s.team/a/2419670/
Eclipsium is OUT NOW on Steam.
Dive in. You will find no comfort here.
s.team/a/2419670/
September 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Interesting aesthetic on this one. Might give it a try.