Lastlemming
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Lastlemming
@lastlemming.bsky.social
· Dec 14
Good morning all.
Kip is refusing to wake up.
Don’t be like Kip.
Kip is refusing to wake up.
Don’t be like Kip.
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"You see that weird box up there?"
"Where?"
"Right up there on the cliff."
"Where?"
"I CAN'T POINT, DAVE, JUST LOOK WHERE I'M NODDING."
"Okay, okay, what about it?"
"There are 176 people all over the world watching us right now through that."
"...man, get the heck out of here."
"IT'S TRUE."
"Where?"
"Right up there on the cliff."
"Where?"
"I CAN'T POINT, DAVE, JUST LOOK WHERE I'M NODDING."
"Okay, okay, what about it?"
"There are 176 people all over the world watching us right now through that."
"...man, get the heck out of here."
"IT'S TRUE."
August 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
"You see that weird box up there?"
"Where?"
"Right up there on the cliff."
"Where?"
"I CAN'T POINT, DAVE, JUST LOOK WHERE I'M NODDING."
"Okay, okay, what about it?"
"There are 176 people all over the world watching us right now through that."
"...man, get the heck out of here."
"IT'S TRUE."
"Where?"
"Right up there on the cliff."
"Where?"
"I CAN'T POINT, DAVE, JUST LOOK WHERE I'M NODDING."
"Okay, okay, what about it?"
"There are 176 people all over the world watching us right now through that."
"...man, get the heck out of here."
"IT'S TRUE."
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Charlie read his book, blissfully unaware that he sat mere inches from international super spy, and master of disguise, Bernardo Andolini, a.k.a. “The Chameleon.”
June 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Charlie read his book, blissfully unaware that he sat mere inches from international super spy, and master of disguise, Bernardo Andolini, a.k.a. “The Chameleon.”
@knockknockzebra.bsky.social
Four Corners Disease takes a vacation….
Four Corners Disease takes a vacation….
Cruise Industry: Would you like to shit yourself to death and/or bleed out in a tiny plastic cabin?
Americans: No
Cruise Industry: What if there were unlimited Mai Tais and deep fried Mac & Cheese balls?
Americans:
Americans: No
Cruise Industry: What if there were unlimited Mai Tais and deep fried Mac & Cheese balls?
Americans:
May 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
@knockknockzebra.bsky.social
Four Corners Disease takes a vacation….
Four Corners Disease takes a vacation….
Harlequin.
May 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Harlequin.
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How do we know that all votes cast in an election are counted accurately? Great question! Join the #CountTheVote team this Tues 4/28 4 pm PT / 7 pm ET for the next session in our election observation training series. This week: Logic & Accuracy testing: tinyurl.com/398ryr88
April 27, 2026 at 8:29 PM
How do we know that all votes cast in an election are counted accurately? Great question! Join the #CountTheVote team this Tues 4/28 4 pm PT / 7 pm ET for the next session in our election observation training series. This week: Logic & Accuracy testing: tinyurl.com/398ryr88
@knockknockzebra.bsky.social
Is this guy taking colloidal silver?
Is this guy taking colloidal silver?
“Unserious leaders are unsafe." Kennedy’s actions “caused chaos and terror for all those people and institutions of our great nation.”
Federal judge calls RFK Jr. an “unsafe” leader in order protecting trans youth health care
The broad ruling was designed to deflect future attacks on gender-affirming care for kids.
www.motherjones.com
April 21, 2026 at 10:05 PM
@knockknockzebra.bsky.social
Is this guy taking colloidal silver?
Is this guy taking colloidal silver?
March 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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Pro tip for anyone looking to evade law enforcement this weekend: if you need a quick place to hide, just run into any theater showing Melania. No one will find you there.
January 31, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Pro tip for anyone looking to evade law enforcement this weekend: if you need a quick place to hide, just run into any theater showing Melania. No one will find you there.
Rare sighting in South Carolina:
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Rare sighting in South Carolina:
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“NOT ONE WORD, KATHLEEN.”
January 28, 2026 at 1:20 PM
“NOT ONE WORD, KATHLEEN.”
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Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
Heard at a rib joint tonight in Nowhere, South Carolina: “I may be conservative—but I’m not stupid.”
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Heard at a rib joint tonight in Nowhere, South Carolina: “I may be conservative—but I’m not stupid.”
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
@knockknockzebra.bsky.social
You going to take a look at these? I’ll look tonight.
You going to take a look at these? I’ll look tonight.
See the newly released photos here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/cl62l...
Dropbox
www.dropbox.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
@knockknockzebra.bsky.social
You going to take a look at these? I’ll look tonight.
You going to take a look at these? I’ll look tonight.
Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS): a collection of psychopathic & sociopathic behaviors seen in Donald Trump, the 47th President of the United States. Degree of pathology is graded on a scale of 1-10. Trump typically scores between 15-20.
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS): a collection of psychopathic & sociopathic behaviors seen in Donald Trump, the 47th President of the United States. Degree of pathology is graded on a scale of 1-10. Trump typically scores between 15-20.
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The DOJ has exactly 4 days to release the Epstein Files.
4 more days of relentless fuckery and mayhem before they violate the law or present us with useless, redacted garbage.
4 more days of relentless fuckery and mayhem before they violate the law or present us with useless, redacted garbage.
December 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The DOJ has exactly 4 days to release the Epstein Files.
4 more days of relentless fuckery and mayhem before they violate the law or present us with useless, redacted garbage.
4 more days of relentless fuckery and mayhem before they violate the law or present us with useless, redacted garbage.
@knockknockzebra.bsky.social
An entirely different kind of video clip.
An entirely different kind of video clip.
Incredible footage out of Australia, confirmed by NEWS AU, of a brave bystander neutralizing one of the terrorists in the Bondi Beach attack which took place during a Hanukkah gathering.
Australian authorities say multiple people have been killed.
At least two suspects are in custody.
Australian authorities say multiple people have been killed.
At least two suspects are in custody.
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
@knockknockzebra.bsky.social
An entirely different kind of video clip.
An entirely different kind of video clip.
Dogs. Gotta love ‘em.
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@knockknockzebra.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Dogs. Gotta love ‘em.
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December 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM

December 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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When Trump dies and is buried I hope his epithet reads, "Here Lies Donald Trump For The Very Last Time."
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
When Trump dies and is buried I hope his epithet reads, "Here Lies Donald Trump For The Very Last Time."
OMG! I just got off the plane in Asheville and RFK Jr. Was boarding and someone passed by him and said “quack”
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If Brits want to know how Americans feel, they should imagine Andrew Mountbatten(-)Windsor became their Prime Minister.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If Brits want to know how Americans feel, they should imagine Andrew Mountbatten(-)Windsor became their Prime Minister.
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*looks up*
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
July 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
*looks up*
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”