Laura Lips Off
@lauralipsoff.bsky.social
Perpetually Evolving. Brooklyn Expat. Feminist. Lipstick Obsessed. Ravenous Reader. Writer in Development.
Tell me your kid has aphantasia without telling me your kid has aphantasia.
I would have to toss his Halloween candy by Christmastime every year. He would forget to ask for some of it within a day or two after the holiday and it would just sit there!
I would have to toss his Halloween candy by Christmastime every year. He would forget to ask for some of it within a day or two after the holiday and it would just sit there!
July 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Tell me your kid has aphantasia without telling me your kid has aphantasia.
I would have to toss his Halloween candy by Christmastime every year. He would forget to ask for some of it within a day or two after the holiday and it would just sit there!
I would have to toss his Halloween candy by Christmastime every year. He would forget to ask for some of it within a day or two after the holiday and it would just sit there!
Week 2 of getting my backside up at 4:30 2x a week for strength training. I know it will be worth it, but damn getting into gear is rough!
June 9, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Week 2 of getting my backside up at 4:30 2x a week for strength training. I know it will be worth it, but damn getting into gear is rough!
Widowhood, and everything leading up to it, has impacted me in unexpected ways. As the person who found, and had to dispose of, their husband’s porn stash - I am now very aware of what I don’t want my family to find if something happens to me #randomthoughts #widowlife
March 30, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Widowhood, and everything leading up to it, has impacted me in unexpected ways. As the person who found, and had to dispose of, their husband’s porn stash - I am now very aware of what I don’t want my family to find if something happens to me #randomthoughts #widowlife
Any other women who changed their name upon getting married thinking about going back to their maiden name in protest if the SAVE Act passes?
Wish I was kidding.
Wish I was kidding.
March 26, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Any other women who changed their name upon getting married thinking about going back to their maiden name in protest if the SAVE Act passes?
Wish I was kidding.
Wish I was kidding.
Was just cleaning up my Google Drive before I start a new collab and stumbled across the eulogy I wrote for my dad. Oof! I didn't expect that emotional curveball today. Trying to reset and get my head back on task. Think the detour is unavoidable though.
August 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Was just cleaning up my Google Drive before I start a new collab and stumbled across the eulogy I wrote for my dad. Oof! I didn't expect that emotional curveball today. Trying to reset and get my head back on task. Think the detour is unavoidable though.
I’m so excited for today’s road trip with my nephew. So much catching up to do!
August 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I’m so excited for today’s road trip with my nephew. So much catching up to do!
The best pickup line used on me this year? A very stoned 31 year old friend, mid-munchies, paused his food search and declared: “You’re a snack!”
Still makes me giggle every time I think about it #pickuplines #munchies #420
Still makes me giggle every time I think about it #pickuplines #munchies #420
August 1, 2025 at 10:52 AM
The best pickup line used on me this year? A very stoned 31 year old friend, mid-munchies, paused his food search and declared: “You’re a snack!”
Still makes me giggle every time I think about it #pickuplines #munchies #420
Still makes me giggle every time I think about it #pickuplines #munchies #420
I agree that it’s likely political
www.npr.org/2025/07/17/n...
www.npr.org/2025/07/17/n...
CBS will end 'The Late Show with Stephen Colbert' next year
Colbert confirmed the cancellation during a show taping on Thursday. CBS said the move was "purely a financial decision against a challenging backdrop in late night."
www.npr.org
July 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I agree that it’s likely political
www.npr.org/2025/07/17/n...
www.npr.org/2025/07/17/n...
Signs of it being summer - pale girl edition. Time for me to put away the porcelain powder foundation and switch it up to fair so I don’t have that undead look compared to everyone else
#makeup #palegirl #summer #aswhiteasapieceofpaper #faketan
#makeup #palegirl #summer #aswhiteasapieceofpaper #faketan
June 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Signs of it being summer - pale girl edition. Time for me to put away the porcelain powder foundation and switch it up to fair so I don’t have that undead look compared to everyone else
#makeup #palegirl #summer #aswhiteasapieceofpaper #faketan
#makeup #palegirl #summer #aswhiteasapieceofpaper #faketan
Went to visit my husband in the nursing home today - but I didn’t realize it was time for Bingo.
He took one look at me and told me “I’ll call you later”
So….yeah.
#marriage #tbi #braincancer #caregiver #bingo
He took one look at me and told me “I’ll call you later”
So….yeah.
#marriage #tbi #braincancer #caregiver #bingo
June 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Went to visit my husband in the nursing home today - but I didn’t realize it was time for Bingo.
He took one look at me and told me “I’ll call you later”
So….yeah.
#marriage #tbi #braincancer #caregiver #bingo
He took one look at me and told me “I’ll call you later”
So….yeah.
#marriage #tbi #braincancer #caregiver #bingo
Nothing says self-care like getting a mani-pedi. Love feeling pampered 💋
June 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Nothing says self-care like getting a mani-pedi. Love feeling pampered 💋
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The old dems don't want too much change - they'll lose power and money. They aren't working for us as much as they could/should be, for that reason. We need a clean sweep.
June 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The old dems don't want too much change - they'll lose power and money. They aren't working for us as much as they could/should be, for that reason. We need a clean sweep.
40 plus appreciation post! Reskeet with a pic if you’re the right side of 40!
Just turned 53 last week!
Just turned 53 last week!
June 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
40 plus appreciation post! Reskeet with a pic if you’re the right side of 40!
Just turned 53 last week!
Just turned 53 last week!
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Her mother brought her to the US as a child, and affectively abandoned her. She lived in homeless shelters and on the streets. She had to build her own life. She's now 25, married to a Marine and has children.
She was ordered deported because her estranged mother didn't go to a hearing.
She was ordered deported because her estranged mother didn't go to a hearing.
ICE detains Marine Corps veteran's wife who was still breastfeeding their baby
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers detained the wife of a Marine Corps veteran in Louisiana during a routine immigration appointment in New Orleans.
apnews.com
June 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Her mother brought her to the US as a child, and affectively abandoned her. She lived in homeless shelters and on the streets. She had to build her own life. She's now 25, married to a Marine and has children.
She was ordered deported because her estranged mother didn't go to a hearing.
She was ordered deported because her estranged mother didn't go to a hearing.
Physical rollercoasters might terrify me, but emotional ones? I can ride those babies like nobody’s business
June 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Physical rollercoasters might terrify me, but emotional ones? I can ride those babies like nobody’s business
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You lose healthcare. They gain yachts. Keep spreading the word.
June 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
You lose healthcare. They gain yachts. Keep spreading the word.
June 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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We’ve uncovered fraud, waste, and abuse! ICE has now exceeded its congressionally approved budget. ICE is violating the Antideficiency Act by spending beyond Congressional authorization.
June 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
We’ve uncovered fraud, waste, and abuse! ICE has now exceeded its congressionally approved budget. ICE is violating the Antideficiency Act by spending beyond Congressional authorization.
Having my birthday dinner at a Doctor Who themed restaurant! So ridiculously excited!!!
#whovian #doctorwho
#whovian #doctorwho
June 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Having my birthday dinner at a Doctor Who themed restaurant! So ridiculously excited!!!
#whovian #doctorwho
#whovian #doctorwho
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Your occasional reminder that humans are very, very weird because we don't have bones in our clitorises masto.ai/@vagina_muse...
Vagina Museum (@[email protected])
We hope nobody needs to hear this today, but 📢 vaginas do not have a bone 📢
However, clitorises do, in most animals. It's time to bone up on the baubellum, also known as the os clitoridis.
masto.ai
June 13, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Your occasional reminder that humans are very, very weird because we don't have bones in our clitorises masto.ai/@vagina_muse...
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Mark this for the history books: “We’re talking about the president exercising his authority, and the president is of course limited to his authority. That’s the difference between a constitutional government and King George,” said Judge Charles Breyer.
June 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Mark this for the history books: “We’re talking about the president exercising his authority, and the president is of course limited to his authority. That’s the difference between a constitutional government and King George,” said Judge Charles Breyer.
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Senator dared to question the Empire, directly, and was met with force. Stormtroopers didn’t hesitate. They grabbed him, cuffed him, dragged him away like a dissident, claiming he “failed to identify himself.” But everyone knew who he was. He was a Senator.
June 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Senator dared to question the Empire, directly, and was met with force. Stormtroopers didn’t hesitate. They grabbed him, cuffed him, dragged him away like a dissident, claiming he “failed to identify himself.” But everyone knew who he was. He was a Senator.
Yesterday I was a passenger instead of a driver - I noticed this for the first time and was able to snap a picture.
I have no idea how long this house has had a skeleton attached to its chimney, but now I definitely can’t miss it!
#haverhill
I have no idea how long this house has had a skeleton attached to its chimney, but now I definitely can’t miss it!
#haverhill
June 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Yesterday I was a passenger instead of a driver - I noticed this for the first time and was able to snap a picture.
I have no idea how long this house has had a skeleton attached to its chimney, but now I definitely can’t miss it!
#haverhill
I have no idea how long this house has had a skeleton attached to its chimney, but now I definitely can’t miss it!
#haverhill