Lauren
@laureniww.bsky.social
Once upon a time I was Teacher Lauren. I'm still not here for your bullshit.
Long vacation? I guess I know what that is in theory, can't say I relate though.
September 14, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Long vacation? I guess I know what that is in theory, can't say I relate though.
What an absolute knob
September 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
What an absolute knob
Jesus fucking Christ that asshole is my state senator and I had no idea.
August 26, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Jesus fucking Christ that asshole is my state senator and I had no idea.
Seconding the JBLs
Sorry to hear about the brick. Do you have glass coverage?
Sorry to hear about the brick. Do you have glass coverage?
August 19, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Seconding the JBLs
Sorry to hear about the brick. Do you have glass coverage?
Sorry to hear about the brick. Do you have glass coverage?
Either that or lead poisoning.
July 30, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Either that or lead poisoning.
*laughs in firstborn daughter*
July 15, 2026 at 2:49 PM
*laughs in firstborn daughter*
I do something similar, usually along the lines of, "ouch, you clumsy fuckin dumbass."
July 9, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I do something similar, usually along the lines of, "ouch, you clumsy fuckin dumbass."
No tiki, just existential dread
June 20, 2026 at 3:02 AM
No tiki, just existential dread
Fuck that, I'm sticking with edibles.
June 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Fuck that, I'm sticking with edibles.
And I'd be getting screwed if I didn't know to ask my provider to write the script for a 3 month supply.
April 23, 2026 at 7:23 PM
And I'd be getting screwed if I didn't know to ask my provider to write the script for a 3 month supply.
I live in a part of upstate NY where there are a lot of second, seasonal homes. Tax the fuck out of each and every one of these extra house having motherfuckers.
April 15, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I live in a part of upstate NY where there are a lot of second, seasonal homes. Tax the fuck out of each and every one of these extra house having motherfuckers.
People will never stop being Extremely Weird about Jewish people and it's exhausting.
April 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
People will never stop being Extremely Weird about Jewish people and it's exhausting.