@leadstraws.bsky.social
“Keep my name out of your mouth” - God
September 10, 2026 at 3:48 AM
“Keep my name out of your mouth” - God
“Joe Biden contaminated these berries to make me look bad” - Kennedy
September 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
“Joe Biden contaminated these berries to make me look bad” - Kennedy
“Joe Biden personally lead the Iranian forces in this attack on our low testosterone troops” - Pete Hegseth
September 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Joe Biden personally lead the Iranian forces in this attack on our low testosterone troops” - Pete Hegseth
“Joe Biden personally contaminated this pork to make me and our dear leader look bad” - Kennedy
September 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
“Joe Biden personally contaminated this pork to make me and our dear leader look bad” - Kennedy
“It’s the largest crowd ever assembled on earth. By my count there are 8 zillion people in attendance” - Mike Johnson
September 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
“It’s the largest crowd ever assembled on earth. By my count there are 8 zillion people in attendance” - Mike Johnson
Damn you Joe Biden. You made everyone stay away. /s
September 10, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Damn you Joe Biden. You made everyone stay away. /s
“My God is a white male who hates everyone who isn’t male and white” - Paxton
September 10, 2026 at 2:53 AM
“My God is a white male who hates everyone who isn’t male and white” - Paxton
Damn you Joe Biden /s
September 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Damn you Joe Biden /s
Trump personally discovered radioactivity and designed every part of the bomb all by himself.
September 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Trump personally discovered radioactivity and designed every part of the bomb all by himself.
Well he does know the anti-Christ personally.
September 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Well he does know the anti-Christ personally.
“As long as I can lie and no one will fact check me and we can all agree now that I won the debate no matter what, I will debate.” - Ken Paxton
September 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
“As long as I can lie and no one will fact check me and we can all agree now that I won the debate no matter what, I will debate.” - Ken Paxton
“Corruption is good” - Nutlick
September 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
“Corruption is good” - Nutlick
“If I don’t s*ck Trump off he might arrest me” - Tim Cook (at least people are saying he said that)
September 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
“If I don’t s*ck Trump off he might arrest me” - Tim Cook (at least people are saying he said that)
Mental illness on display. These people need treatment for the good of the rest of us.
September 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Mental illness on display. These people need treatment for the good of the rest of us.