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Jared
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My cats are simply cooler than me.
I looked at myself in the mirror today... I'm worried Dr. Robotnik might be in my apartment
Technically, if you are a bald, overweight man with a mustache, that is driving a machine, any one of y'all could be the evil Dr. Robotnik 🤔
August 3, 2026 at 11:08 AM
"I've been convincing myself that I'm worthwhile, 'cause I'm worth what I'll convince myself to be."
July 22, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Technically, if you are a bald, overweight man with a mustache, that is driving a machine, any one of y'all could be the evil Dr. Robotnik 🤔
July 19, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I'm way out of practice in writing and that makes writing vows very hard
July 15, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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Obligatory
July 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure.

Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
July 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Star Fox sometimes reminds me of group projects in school
June 28, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Yawn, to sign up to do the Sonic Chaos Emerald hunt requires you to accept a third party AI to sign up, someone who already sold their soul, tell me if one is in Georgia so I can steal it.
June 24, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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Last year, I successfully crowdfunded my new, original, all-ages, adventure comic series -- ENDLESS FANTASIA! It follows the adventures of Jack and Jill, as they travel across a world of reimagined fairytales and fight Wolf demons! Lots of Sonic and Kingdom Hearts vibes! It drops later this year!
February 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Almost unlocked my account on Twitter to reply to a post about Destiny 2. God forbid.
June 12, 2026 at 11:08 AM
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Thanks to everyone who stopped by to see Sonic Hysteria come to a close. Links are live in the description if you want to download the OST or listen to separate tracks on YouTube or Bandcamp.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p01A...
Sonic Hysteria - Full OST (2026)
YouTube video by NicoCW
www.youtube.com
May 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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i did not endure years of the unfunniest people parroting charlie the unicorn for people to now be saying this
May 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I'm desperately chanting Sherma's mantra rn
April 4, 2026 at 11:42 AM
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Time for my favourite pithy saying!

If you put a spoon full of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage.

If you put a spoon full of sewage in a barrel full of wine, you get sewage.
March 23, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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It is being reported on the ground in Cuba that everyone on a ventilator at this hospital died overnight.

As a Cuban, I'm devastated.
This is what I was hoping to see from influencers and independent journalists who traveled to Cuba. The impacts of U.S. actions aren't getting the attention they deserve in mainstream media. My people are being ignored in the U.S. news.
March 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Chuck Norris didn't die, he just finally took the Grim Reaper's offer of running away together...
March 20, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Happy pi day (I failed math in high-school)
March 16, 2026 at 8:18 PM
You don't get to say that after what you did today
March 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Bye bye, Mario Day.
March 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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March 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I had a talk about how the political climate seems very dystopian and someone in my family said that "utopias and dystopias are only in fictions, because one person's utopia can be another's dystopia."
This was during a conversation about the blatant moves to mass surveillance.
February 25, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Its weird to realize that Harry Potter fans are going to have a really hard time critiqing anyone who was a fan of Hitler's paintings without being a hypocrite.
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 2, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Does anyone know how I cam delete my account on Tik Tok without agreeing to the latest privacy and Terms and Conditions agreement?
I do not wish to agree to it.
January 27, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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There's no way the rest of the world is going to trust us if we're going to pivot between being Leader of the Free World and the Russia of the West every 4 years based on how 150,000 people in Bucks County, PA feel about the price of eggs. This is what Americans need to understand most.
i do think even a lot of otherwise well-informed Americans really do not understand just how much Trump has already mutilated our global reputation and global trust.

it will take a long time and many acts of extreme contrition on our part to rebuild this.
I swear everything I see out of the US is "wait until the midterms. We'll get a majority back and everything will return to normal"

I don't think they're aware of the damage that's been done
January 19, 2026 at 9:26 PM