thelegendarymmachine
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Undertale monsters did not initially turn to dust upon being slain, but would instead be sent to an optional trophy room. This feature was short lived, as playtesters spent hours obsessively examining their "fine specimens".
September 15, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Undertale monsters did not initially turn to dust upon being slain, but would instead be sent to an optional trophy room. This feature was short lived, as playtesters spent hours obsessively examining their "fine specimens".
if saliva is the first step of digestion
what does this mean for blowjobs?
what does this mean for blowjobs?
September 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
if saliva is the first step of digestion
what does this mean for blowjobs?
what does this mean for blowjobs?
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Internet friendships are like "here's some drawn pornography that made me think of you"
September 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Internet friendships are like "here's some drawn pornography that made me think of you"
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(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are
(in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations
(in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations
September 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are
(in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations
(in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations
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getting brain worms about noi from cosmic princess kaguya
September 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
getting brain worms about noi from cosmic princess kaguya
real freak shit coming up soon
it doesn't even have a creampie
it doesn't even have a creampie
August 29, 2026 at 7:46 AM
real freak shit coming up soon
it doesn't even have a creampie
it doesn't even have a creampie
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-Very good, miss Ahri, very good, we will initiate work on the Firestarter Project next week. I just need you to sign here.
- ...Sign? What?... Ahn... I'll sign whatever, just put it back in~... Don't stop~...
- ...Sign? What?... Ahn... I'll sign whatever, just put it back in~... Don't stop~...
August 28, 2026 at 3:26 PM
-Very good, miss Ahri, very good, we will initiate work on the Firestarter Project next week. I just need you to sign here.
- ...Sign? What?... Ahn... I'll sign whatever, just put it back in~... Don't stop~...
- ...Sign? What?... Ahn... I'll sign whatever, just put it back in~... Don't stop~...
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"It's not that deep, it was just an excuse for these two characters to have weird sex" you get back here and Address The Implications.
August 28, 2026 at 2:57 PM
"It's not that deep, it was just an excuse for these two characters to have weird sex" you get back here and Address The Implications.
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r*ceplay
The best kinks are the ones you low key don't want to be into. "I don't want to want this but it's turning me on too much to stop" is such an intoxicating headspace to be in
August 20, 2026 at 11:35 PM
r*ceplay
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August 16, 2026 at 11:49 AM
i need to start reading feminist literature again
i’m leaving microaggressions on the floor that could make my stories even meaner
i’m leaving microaggressions on the floor that could make my stories even meaner
August 15, 2026 at 7:47 AM
i need to start reading feminist literature again
i’m leaving microaggressions on the floor that could make my stories even meaner
i’m leaving microaggressions on the floor that could make my stories even meaner
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mia fey beach photocard
August 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
mia fey beach photocard
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Thank you for your interest. Unfortunately, our records indicate that you have a prior history.
August 12, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Thank you for your interest. Unfortunately, our records indicate that you have a prior history.
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Recognising your favourite character's nuanced interiority by fetishising them in the exact specific way that would give them some kind of complex.
August 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Recognising your favourite character's nuanced interiority by fetishising them in the exact specific way that would give them some kind of complex.
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I ran a "debloat your PC" app people had recommended, and it uninstalled both Slack and Microsoft Teams, and like, look, I love the enthusiasm, and I'm not saying you're WRONG, but I do still gotta get paid.
August 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I ran a "debloat your PC" app people had recommended, and it uninstalled both Slack and Microsoft Teams, and like, look, I love the enthusiasm, and I'm not saying you're WRONG, but I do still gotta get paid.
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Penis nomenclature is one of the less-discussed hazards of being particular about fanfic. I once read a story that improbably had the exact pairing AND kink I was looking for, only to get clotheslined at the first sex scene by the fact that the text consistently called the lead's penis their "dork".
August 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Penis nomenclature is one of the less-discussed hazards of being particular about fanfic. I once read a story that improbably had the exact pairing AND kink I was looking for, only to get clotheslined at the first sex scene by the fact that the text consistently called the lead's penis their "dork".
