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Laura
@legendoflaura.bsky.social
Let's not mess up our time here
I think a requirement of becoming an astronaut is that you have to have a very astronauty name
April 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Lots of trains cancelled this morning and my train is late, again… LIRR… my forever enemy
March 11, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Another day, another late LIRR train
February 18, 2026 at 11:43 AM
I have Invisalign and I just got a second ear lobe piercing today… I feel very middle school
February 17, 2026 at 12:55 AM
So far 3 of the 4 LIRR trains I have taken this week have been late (and surprise - haven’t taken the 4th)
February 11, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Oh would you look at that another day taking the LIRR and my train is gong to be late
February 5, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Increased fares and a crooked ticket activating standard but my LIRR trains have been consistently late this entire year so far
February 4, 2026 at 10:24 PM
This woman I went to college posted the hospital bill from delivering her second child… 23k, absolutely mental
December 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I don’t live during the best time on earth because that is in the future when raccoons are fully domesticated
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
LinkedIn is automatically opting in to using your profiles/posts to train its AI. Go to your settings and opt-out if you prefer
September 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I have 2 cats, one is a black cat named Arya. Everytime my niece (who is under 2 years old) sees a Halloween decoration or an image of a black cat in her books, she shouts Arya. It’s so freaking cute.
September 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Traveling to different cities to see a concert or music festival is such a vibeeee (im seeing my favorite band tomorrow in Boston)
September 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Fuck Starbucks (for many reasons) but I’ll be damned if I don’t enjoy my free birthday coffee
September 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Oh look, it’s me putting my clown makeup back on after getting ghosted after a few dates.
August 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I hate how I still project on social media that my family is one big happy family, cause we’re not, and I’m certainly the black sheep
June 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Reposted by Laura
Hi. Hello.

If you don't "believe" germ theory, you probably shouldn't be the head of HHS in 2025.

We said what we said. Send skeet.

#StandUpforScience
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Jun 14
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. apparently embraces the outdated "miasma theory" of disease instead of the widely accept "germ theory" of disease, which may help explain some of the actions he's been taking.
Ancient miasma theory may help explain Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s vaccine moves
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. apparently embraces the outdated "miasma theory" of disease instead of the widely accept "germ theory" of disease, which may help explain some of the actions he's been taking.
n.pr
June 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Reposted by Laura
What happened in Minnesota is a direct consequence of the violent way that Trump talks about his political opponents.
June 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I’m going to be so upset one day when my niece says my name properly and not Warwa 🥹
June 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I got airport salad food poisoning and I’ve thrown up 6 times in 2 hours 😵‍💫
June 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I feel so sad today and considered taking a mental health day, but I don’t want to take one of the weather is going to be miserable
May 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
What might be good for your heart, may not be good for my head 🫠
May 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Reposted by Laura
In which the Senate-confirmed director of the National Institutes of Health

- talks down to the highly experienced @jocelynkaiser.bsky.social

- says "it's not me personally" who cancels agency grants

- claims @nature.com is spreading rumors, hours before he confirms said rumors
‘It’s been a tough period’: NIH’s new director speaks with Science
Jay Bhattacharya discusses staff morale, grant cuts, and “rumors”
www.science.org
May 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Please help me in giving Arya the attention she deserves #blackcat #catsky
April 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I wish hbo could air a censored version of the Pitt because I want to watch it but I wouldn’t do well with all the gore. For now I’ll just watch doctor react videos of it
April 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reposted by Laura
🚨 🚨 🚨 the North Carolina state court is going along with Jefferson Griffins request to disenfranchise tens of thousands of NC voters by throwing out their votes. And thereby hand the seat on the NC SCT to Griffin when Justice Allison Riggs won the election. This is a HUGE deal.
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: the Republican-majority on the N.C. Court of Appeals rules to overturn the decision of the Wake County Superior Court (and the voters in the state) in a 2-1 decision to disenfranchise more than 65,000 voters from LAST year’s election. ⬇️
appellate.nccourts.org/opinions/?c=2&…
N.C. Appellate Courts
https://appellate.nccourts.org/opinions/?c=2&…
April 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM