Lemongrandma
@lemongrandma.bsky.social
these are private don’t you dare
I’m just gonna go back to school FUCK
May 7, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I’m just gonna go back to school FUCK
No no no no you don’t understand I’m depressed in a super chic emergency dental appointment kind of way
April 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
No no no no you don’t understand I’m depressed in a super chic emergency dental appointment kind of way
I may be sad as hell but I am also making great strides in eyebrow tweezing
April 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I may be sad as hell but I am also making great strides in eyebrow tweezing
Ultra-sized tampon leaving my body so quickly it breaks the sound barrier
April 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Ultra-sized tampon leaving my body so quickly it breaks the sound barrier
I make my adult onset acne work for me
April 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I make my adult onset acne work for me
The constitution is uuuuuuh an affirmation of the rights you already have diva
April 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
The constitution is uuuuuuh an affirmation of the rights you already have diva
Nooooo dont be hot ur so kill myself…………. Ahahahaha
April 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Nooooo dont be hot ur so kill myself…………. Ahahahaha
Stop being hot I stg I’ll fucking kill you
April 6, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Stop being hot I stg I’ll fucking kill you
Like we should be making men afraid tbh
April 4, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Like we should be making men afraid tbh
GIRL PUNCH OUT YOUR UNCLE
April 4, 2026 at 5:43 PM
GIRL PUNCH OUT YOUR UNCLE
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diagnosed autistic by quizlet flashcards
March 24, 2026 at 11:52 PM
diagnosed autistic by quizlet flashcards
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Not Aragorny enough NEXT
March 24, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Not Aragorny enough NEXT
How am I supposed to figure out the right psychiatric medication cocktail for me when living in the middle of Scary Historical Pendulum Swing And Evil Times™️
March 22, 2026 at 3:59 PM
How am I supposed to figure out the right psychiatric medication cocktail for me when living in the middle of Scary Historical Pendulum Swing And Evil Times™️
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lost another one to the bad mustache gang
March 21, 2026 at 3:06 PM
lost another one to the bad mustache gang
Waiting patiently for the birthday family outside at work to finish up and leave so I can take over the outdoor bathroom and DESTROY IT
March 22, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Waiting patiently for the birthday family outside at work to finish up and leave so I can take over the outdoor bathroom and DESTROY IT
I have never pissed so hard in my life
March 17, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I have never pissed so hard in my life
Hello it’s at Patrick’s day and all I want in life is to have energy for being a hooligan with my dearest friends in a bar but I suppose that evil bitch, God, had other plans
March 17, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Hello it’s at Patrick’s day and all I want in life is to have energy for being a hooligan with my dearest friends in a bar but I suppose that evil bitch, God, had other plans
Dont go in there I farted
March 15, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Dont go in there I farted
Perhaps writing a play metaphorically exemplifying the consumption of women was not the most uplifting choice for my mental health
March 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Perhaps writing a play metaphorically exemplifying the consumption of women was not the most uplifting choice for my mental health
SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT, LADYKINS
March 15, 2026 at 3:20 PM
SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT, LADYKINS
On period at work, basically starring in a guerrilla theatre production of Antonin Artaud’s “Jet of Blood” and I’m the giant blood-blasting hand that kills everyone
March 10, 2026 at 3:42 PM
On period at work, basically starring in a guerrilla theatre production of Antonin Artaud’s “Jet of Blood” and I’m the giant blood-blasting hand that kills everyone
holding a sunshine flavored Lacroix: I suppose id have to call it floral
March 2, 2026 at 3:43 AM
holding a sunshine flavored Lacroix: I suppose id have to call it floral
Work hard, piss harder
February 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Work hard, piss harder
Levar Burton is still hot I
January 30, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Levar Burton is still hot I