asympthot
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Instead of doomtrolling about hypothetical dangers AI companies should just pivot to doing cybercrime, just rob banks instead of raising money, no rules apply to them anyway
September 30, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Instead of doomtrolling about hypothetical dangers AI companies should just pivot to doing cybercrime, just rob banks instead of raising money, no rules apply to them anyway
people tell me i lack solidarity when i'm just a bucketmaxxed carcinocel
September 29, 2026 at 8:06 PM
people tell me i lack solidarity when i'm just a bucketmaxxed carcinocel
played my first game of Arcs, got my John Company coins, An Infamous Traffic about to hit kickstarter, and i'm picking up New Foundations the moment it's up for preorder, I'm ready for a Wehrle Winter
September 28, 2026 at 4:28 PM
played my first game of Arcs, got my John Company coins, An Infamous Traffic about to hit kickstarter, and i'm picking up New Foundations the moment it's up for preorder, I'm ready for a Wehrle Winter
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We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
September 27, 2026 at 6:37 PM
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF TRANSPHOBIC ANTIFEMINISTS IN THE BRITISH MEDIA BEING GIVEN AN INTERNATIONAL PLATFORM FOR UNINFORMED OPINIONS SOURCED DIRECTLY FROM BETWIXT THE ASS CHEEKS OF ROTTING ARISTONONCES
Janice Turner has no background or training in medicine, neuroscience, psychology or psychiatry.
September 26, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF TRANSPHOBIC ANTIFEMINISTS IN THE BRITISH MEDIA BEING GIVEN AN INTERNATIONAL PLATFORM FOR UNINFORMED OPINIONS SOURCED DIRECTLY FROM BETWIXT THE ASS CHEEKS OF ROTTING ARISTONONCES
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HOW DOES NOBODY KNOW ABOUT CTRL BACKSPACE
i cant fucking believe this is how i learn about ctrl backspace
where has this magic been all my life
where has this magic been all my life
September 25, 2026 at 7:17 AM
HOW DOES NOBODY KNOW ABOUT CTRL BACKSPACE
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i realize this is a shitpost but the answer is that those crimes get prosecuted 100 times more rigorously and severely
How come we never hear about crimes supporting humanity?
September 22, 2026 at 9:58 PM
i realize this is a shitpost but the answer is that those crimes get prosecuted 100 times more rigorously and severely
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If you've got a sex cult and a nice compound that was given to you for free with stolen money because you preached the gospel of doom really well, how could you stop preaching it?
If elaborating upon doomsday prophesies is worth money -- and it is -- you will get more of them.
If elaborating upon doomsday prophesies is worth money -- and it is -- you will get more of them.
September 17, 2026 at 2:27 AM
If you've got a sex cult and a nice compound that was given to you for free with stolen money because you preached the gospel of doom really well, how could you stop preaching it?
If elaborating upon doomsday prophesies is worth money -- and it is -- you will get more of them.
If elaborating upon doomsday prophesies is worth money -- and it is -- you will get more of them.
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Look, all I'm saying is the Houthis conducted zero amphious landings prior to Mr. Beast and James Patterson publishing a book together.
September 11, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Look, all I'm saying is the Houthis conducted zero amphious landings prior to Mr. Beast and James Patterson publishing a book together.
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FUCK OFF BLUESKY. HOW IS THIS EXPLICITY SEXUAL?!? NONE OF THE IMPUGNED BITS ARE ACTUALLY SHOWING. PRUDE ASS VIBE CODED WEBSITE MADE BY DEAD EYED LOSERS
September 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
FUCK OFF BLUESKY. HOW IS THIS EXPLICITY SEXUAL?!? NONE OF THE IMPUGNED BITS ARE ACTUALLY SHOWING. PRUDE ASS VIBE CODED WEBSITE MADE BY DEAD EYED LOSERS
Camp Miasma asks the question what if the A in AGP stands for Astral projection
September 4, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Camp Miasma asks the question what if the A in AGP stands for Astral projection
camp miasma is the first JOI feature film
September 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
camp miasma is the first JOI feature film
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As I was listening to this moment in the episode I was feeling like the worlds most vindicated girl lmao
this is so important it needed its own clip actually
August 29, 2026 at 1:46 PM
As I was listening to this moment in the episode I was feeling like the worlds most vindicated girl lmao
*tattoos big boobs on my chest* gonna tell my kids this was gender transition
Shaved all my hair off and started my chest tattoo today. A new tide is coming in.
August 26, 2026 at 2:36 PM
*tattoos big boobs on my chest* gonna tell my kids this was gender transition
what i probably look like i'm thinking about all day: i need someone to fuck me right now also various gender brainworms
what i'm actually thinking about all day: holy FUCK how is Creating The Devil In Our Image by @pupilslicer.bsky.social THIS GOOD
what i'm actually thinking about all day: holy FUCK how is Creating The Devil In Our Image by @pupilslicer.bsky.social THIS GOOD
August 22, 2026 at 11:38 AM
what i probably look like i'm thinking about all day: i need someone to fuck me right now also various gender brainworms
what i'm actually thinking about all day: holy FUCK how is Creating The Devil In Our Image by @pupilslicer.bsky.social THIS GOOD
what i'm actually thinking about all day: holy FUCK how is Creating The Devil In Our Image by @pupilslicer.bsky.social THIS GOOD
office playlist that swaps between Converge - Phoenix in Flames for getting shit done and Phoenix in Flight to slow down and make sure I'm not giving my boss too much value
August 21, 2026 at 10:06 AM
office playlist that swaps between Converge - Phoenix in Flames for getting shit done and Phoenix in Flight to slow down and make sure I'm not giving my boss too much value
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"ouroboros, where did you go?"
ouroboros with a suspiciously ouroboros-shaped bulge in his stomach:
ouroboros with a suspiciously ouroboros-shaped bulge in his stomach:
August 20, 2026 at 8:56 PM
"ouroboros, where did you go?"
ouroboros with a suspiciously ouroboros-shaped bulge in his stomach:
ouroboros with a suspiciously ouroboros-shaped bulge in his stomach:
breakcore is just black metal // black metal is just breakcore
(speaking as someone who only listens to metalcore with occasional influences from either)
(speaking as someone who only listens to metalcore with occasional influences from either)
August 12, 2026 at 10:52 AM
breakcore is just black metal // black metal is just breakcore
(speaking as someone who only listens to metalcore with occasional influences from either)
(speaking as someone who only listens to metalcore with occasional influences from either)
Brainwyrms was AMAZING but the worms were kinda the weakest part? Kinda underbaked both as metaphor and as a pure plot device
August 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Brainwyrms was AMAZING but the worms were kinda the weakest part? Kinda underbaked both as metaphor and as a pure plot device
rite of passage of travelling to get your first shark plushie, is that a blåhajj?
August 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
rite of passage of travelling to get your first shark plushie, is that a blåhajj?
pronouns and antiverbs cause i'm materialistic and lazy
August 3, 2026 at 11:51 AM
pronouns and antiverbs cause i'm materialistic and lazy
Them! by Harry Josephine Giles was recommended to me at @lighthousebks.bsky.social as an intro to transfem poetry and I am blown away (at least by the parts that I understand, and by a few that I don't), in particular The New Woman fucking jumpscared me in the best way
August 3, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Them! by Harry Josephine Giles was recommended to me at @lighthousebks.bsky.social as an intro to transfem poetry and I am blown away (at least by the parts that I understand, and by a few that I don't), in particular The New Woman fucking jumpscared me in the best way
if God isn't gendered would that make em the Judgement They?
July 21, 2026 at 4:07 PM
if God isn't gendered would that make em the Judgement They?
they should make a penis
June 18, 2026 at 7:46 AM
they should make a penis